Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

‘Nothing worse than having an it©h’ the replicant Leo (?) threatens Harrison Ford Lieutenant Decker better in Ridley Scott’s original OG Bladerunner , ‘you can’t / sc®atch’, ellipses / are Cin’s, missing propositions / are Leo’s, having an it©h you can’t / sc®atch is all / we gots.  After throwing Decker around for a while, the replicant then delivers one of movies’ all-time best lines as we do, ‘time / to die’, a line repeated again by Rutger Hauer’s final replicant Roy, after Leo fails to kill Deckert when Deckert’s girlfriend - half-replicant / half-human and all / woman  - played by Sean Young shoots Leo at point blank / ®ange. And there’s nothing worse than having a fi®eworks display that you can audee / but not videe, having a fi®eworks display (we know we know -id.) that you can audee but not videe is all / we gots.  Course like these Pokemon Go Wa®riors, who roam far a wide in search of their precious KiOkIOKIOOOKS, going upstairs for (y)our man Cin the humble(d...

Good times, ‘I might have fucked up my life’ (y)our (wo)man the po®n star ruminated it better this mou®ning (hooker please, - id.) before during and after being aksed more or less the same, ‘no pun / cintended’, though of course it was ‘intended’, your man Cin the humble(d) narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and pun / cintended before during and after audeeing all manner of cintax and cinning, mou®ning, noon, and night, before during and after after audeeing all manner of cintax and cinning, mou®ning, noon, and night is all / we gots. Course (y)our (wo)man Netflix.inc – free ! flog forever, let’s be honest who ever thought in (t)his lifetime that no end / of movies and rockumentaries would be after being made / available anywhere at anytime, much less by the little company what used to deliver rental DVDs (goggle it) to (y)our physical mailbox to audee and videe and then return / to sender in the same envelope ! before during and after wincing / and repeating to ...

  Sep 25, 2025 a good look in / the mirror What it is in Friday the 13th part deux mille huit - for the year of this horror classic’s reboot or re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rebirth (hooker please, -id.) of Jason Vor Hees because damn that boy is hard / to kill, innit monsieur deboanire , ‘tough way to go‘ (y)our (hit)man the hitman played by Ice Cube’s son Jackson O’Shea (?) says it better in Elizabeth Banks’ criminally underrated film Cocaine Bear , before during and after hearing about how one of his fellow partners in crime had bought it by falling out of a plane from high heights and then your parachute doesn’t open as we do, ‘ was that,’ (y)our (wo)man the(ir) Ma Noslouc aksed (y)our man her housemate and son Cin the humbl(e)d narrator of (t)his Take This THing Back to Balti-memoires and a good look in / the mirror last winter before during and after being dragged to / Starcite Cinema in Gatineau as we do to videe Cocaine Bear and then videeing / it , ‘a true / story?’, she meant...

  Sep 21, 2025 Here comes / the Sun Day ‘ You’ll get two’, (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and here comes / the sun day said it better to the assembled congregation in general - and to the grieving family and lifelong friends from The Metis Beaches of the recently deceased in particular - at the funeral for the same in Montreal, by way of introduction to the dueling eulogies soon / to follow, one from (y)our man the(ir) Da Noslouc RIP, and one from (y)our (wo)man the(ir) Ma Noslouc, and the both of them accompanied as we do by (y)our man Cin the(ir) fils Noslouc for the trip that winter Saturday after before during and after it became another Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody from Luksvegas to the suburbs of Montreal because putting the  ‘ fun ‘ / in ‘ funeral ‘  (hooker please, -id.) “ for the price / of one “ and of the good times sure / to follow as (y)our (wo)men the Noslouc family members present and his M...

  Sep 20, 2025 (g) / (b) / (s) / © / (t) / (f) and just plain / old  Before during and after making (t)his last minute executive decision as we do - to divest himself and his wet hips and crotch of the red golf shorts that have accompanied him so far on this next-to-last day of Summer 2025 / 55 doesn’t look so / bad, up to and cincluding the entirety of the four days that he was after spending in Boston earlier this month ostensibly putting the ‘ fun ‘ in  ‘funeral ‘, because soaking wet from his dip in the mighty Ottawa river just now - (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and (g) / (b) / (s) / © / (t) / (f) and just plain / old realized too (late) as well that the paddle up and down the Ottawa River, featuring (y)our (wo)man the(ir) new-ish canoe that five-lettered wordle ‘ Pelican’ and purchased by (y)our (wo)man the(ir) sister Nolsouc, had taken more time out his busy busy life (hooker please, -id.) than he had anti...

  Sep 19, 2025 frost / warning What it is in The Long Walk is that ‘no good movie was ever / too long’, (y)our (wo)man a critic’s / critic wagged it better, ‘ and no bad movie ever too / short’, and oh my brothers and sister The Long Walk is not a short / film, a critic's / critic is all / we gots. Course a taxpayer has to temper / his expectations as we do, but although (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and frost / warning did obey one of the cardinal rules when it comes to the material-gathering for and hulk-smashing away at  / the same - namely always go to videe a film version of a Stephen King novel, because Kubrick’s The Shining , Brian de Palma’s Carrie , Rob Reiner’s Misery , Pet Semetary Parts One and yes, Two, both Firestarter s, Cujo , John Carpenter’s Christine , both It s, and perhaps the crown jewel in (t)his illustrious tiara, David Cronenburg’s The Dead Zone , though this latest one The Long Walk w...