Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

  Sep 19, 2025 frost / warning What it is in The Long Walk is that ‘no good movie was ever / too long’, (y)our (wo)man a critic’s / critic wagged it better, ‘ and no bad movie ever too / short’, and oh my brothers and sister The Long Walk is not a short / film, a critic's / critic is all / we gots. Course a taxpayer has to temper / his expectations as we do, but although (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and frost / warning did obey one of the cardinal rules when it comes to the material-gathering for and hulk-smashing away at  / the same - namely always go to videe a film version of a Stephen King novel, because Kubrick’s The Shining , Brian de Palma’s Carrie , Rob Reiner’s Misery , Pet Semetary Parts One and yes, Two, both Firestarter s, Cujo , John Carpenter’s Christine , both It s, and perhaps the crown jewel in (t)his illustrious tiara, David Cronenburg’s The Dead Zone , though this latest one The Long Walk w...

  Sep 14, 2025 Taking advantage as we do of the shade that five-lettered wordle provided by the(ir) newly-installed patio table with umbrella combo up in here - procured at a massive discount, ‘it was fifty percent off when I first saw it’, (y)our man the(ir) neigbour and guardian angel SM who has carte / blanche to improve literally the lot of (y)our (wo)men his neighbors the Nousloc family up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here in Luksvegas on the  Quebec side mansplained the same better becasue good neighborly, ‘and I offered to take it for another fifrty percent / off, and the guy goes , ‘no way’, and then I says if it hasn’t sold by next week I’ll take it for another fifty percent off, and so I come back the next week and it’s still there, and he sells it to me for another fifty percent off / that’ -   (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This THing Back to Balti-memoires a...

  2016-08-06      A Day That Will Live / In Cinfamy                                                                      Like (y)our man Cin’s battery, (y)our man Tosh the laptop’s power supply might well run out / of jui©e prior to the completion of (t)his two-hour Sadutday after before during and after it becomes Another Sadurday night and I Ain’t Got Nobody (hooker please, -id.) after shift of hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Ba©k to Baltim e-moirs and out / of jui©e, what with the videeing of the Quyon Ferry crossing back / and forth the Ha®bor as we do and that was just after taking place, not to mention the audeeing of the tunes and .mp3s streaming – the ‘diah-Rio’ the wit on the radio besmerched the ongoing Olympics in Brazil better for the ©esspools that serve as its r...