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2016-08-08 ‘no pun / cintended.’


Good times, ‘I might have fucked up my life’ (y)our (wo)man the po®n star ruminated it better this mou®ning (hooker please, - id.) before during and after being aksed more or less the same, ‘no pun / cintended’, though of course it was ‘intended’, your man Cin the humble(d) narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and pun / cintended before during and after audeeing all manner of cintax and cinning, mou®ning, noon, and night, before during and after after audeeing all manner of cintax and cinning, mou®ning, noon, and night is all / we gots.

Course (y)our (wo)man Netflix.inc – free ! flog forever, let’s be honest who ever thought in (t)his lifetime that no end / of movies and rockumentaries would be after being made / available anywhere at anytime, much less by the little company what used to deliver rental DVDs (goggle it) to (y)our physical mailbox to audee and videe and then return / to sender in the same envelope ! before during and after wincing / and repeating to have more movies delivered to be audeed and videed ! - is after providing the audee and videe of Cin’s mou®nings, noons, and nights now, its algo®ithms having figured out Cin’s viewing habits to / a ‘t’, ‘based’ Netflix suggests  it better, ‘on your choice of’ – fill in the blanks - where fill in the blanks is ‘torture po®n’ (hooker please, -id., oh wait, what ? ), and / or ‘©reature features’ and / or ‘ho®®or’.  


Course there’s more to this dog and pony show than torture po®n and / or skinternet po®n  (free ! flog forever, another minor / miracle and no more need for the plastic wrapping that used to and likely still does cover the dirtier Puss-Oui magazines delivered by (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and pun / cintended as the part-time campus mailman at Shiretown College down in the 802 and back in the 20th, innit Flloyd of the Weston Flloyds) and / or ©reature features and / or ho®®or, though Cin has yet to videe / the same, ‘I’m not in the business to be loved’ – What Would Jack Say in Roman Polanski’s Chinatown – ‘but I am in / the business’, not in the business to be loved but in / the business is all / we gots.     


 ‘Only’ – What Would Jack Say before during and after being aksed whether it ‘smarts’, after the S©umbag # 1 in Chinatown , played by Polanski, takes a switchblade to Jack’s P.I. Jake Geddes’s nose  – ‘when I breathe’, and later ‘aren’t’ when aksed by a femme fatale over the phone if he’s alone in his office, ‘we / all ?’, all / alone is all / we gots.


‘No reason’ – What Would Jack Say to Faye Dunaway’s Mrs. Delray (that’s enough What Would Jack Says -id.) , before during and after being aksed how comes he just aksed her a personal / question as we do, ‘I’m just / a snoop’, we can only imagine the banter that must have flown – and probably still does – on Mulholland Drive before during and after your men Jack and Warren Beatty co-starred with Faye Dunaway, Jack in Chinatown, Mr. Beatty in Bonnie and Clyde , Puss Oui is all / we gots.


Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and it’s Chinatown, Jake.

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