Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

 | 2016-07-02         As we / do             Well, we survived Dom-inion Day as we / do,   ‘damaged people are dangerous’ Juliette Binoche’s character says it better in Louis Malle’s film Damage , ‘we know we can / survive’, and as always (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoirs and as we / do is after being at sixes and sevens after girding himself and then surviving one of Life’s Little / Momen t s as we / do – ‘why was six afraid / of seven ?’ the mathlete’s joke has it better, ‘because seven eight nine ‘   - being at sixes and sevens before during and after girding himself to survive one of Life’s Little / Momen ™ s is all / we gots.             Go(o)d times, innit go(o)d, ‘celebrate’, (y)our men Kool and the Gang sing it better in their song of the same name, ‘good times’.   What it is is that after takin...

  May 17, 2025       Saint Dominic’s Preview      Staggering / (t)his staggering as we do - (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and Saint Dominic’s Preview tries / and fails to keep up with (y)our (wo)man the(ir) Ma Noslouc before during and after the(ir) daily 10,000 step forced / march (hooker please, -id.) up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here in Luksvegas on the Quebec side -  (y)our man Cin stopped to smell the flowers along the route that five-lettered wordle as we do, or at least to smell the beautiful cows and calves at the Laforet / Bella cow farm along / the way and to videe the near-newborn calves galloping across the pasture as we do because Bella, smelling / the flowers is all / we gots.   Course as with (m)any number / of things - not least of all the hulk-smashing away at (t)his Ta...

  2016-07-01          jus d'orange    And right on cue, here come / the pain (‘rain’, Oxy © ontin, it’s / ‘rain’ -id.), seeing just as soon as (y)our man Cin was after starting to hulk-smash away in the out / of doors at this TGIFF ® iday edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and here come / the pain, innit   G, ‘and just as everything’ (y)our man the actor Clive Owen says it better in Robert Rodriguez’s immor(t)al movie Sin City before during and after his day goes / south in that film as we do, ‘everything was going / perfect’, pain (hooker please, -id.) is all / we gots.   It’s in the cindoors then that he’ll be after hulk-smashing away this after, of course it’s also that 2016-07-01, Canada Day, everything’s coming up / Dom.   Good times, course rather than celebrating the same with his fellow cinizens (that’s enough -id., it’s ‘citizens’) in O-Town , Cin is after staying put on the Quebec side in Luskv...

  May 3, 2025 operatic (Un)certain as to to who(m) / to expect to arrive at the house - and when - of (t)his Saturday after before during and after it becomes another Sadurday night and I ain’t got Nobody (hooker please, -id.) , it’s to (t)his adolescent bedroom that  (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and operatic is after retreating to hulk-smash away at the same, in spite of the pleasant early May Valley weather up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in (t)here because ‘ it’s the safest’, (y)our man Cin tried and failed to mansplain similarly (t)his decision to use one of the chairs in the living room but not / another before during and after a meal summer last to a visiting guest bewildered as we do about / the same because otherwise cringe, soap...

Apr 26, 2025         but then there’s / Mozart      And (y)our man / Antony, belting out Leonard Cohen RIP’s ‘ If it be / Your Will ‘ at Cohen’s Celebration / of Life that four-lettered word of a concert as we call putting the ‘ fun ‘ in ‘ funerals’ these days, a stone-cold / classic and streaming music that five-lettered wordle compliments of YouTube Inc., as we do, putting the ‘ fun ‘ in ‘ funerals’ is all / we gots.     Course though the Ceebs like all national broadcasters / streaming platforms gots to pay / the bills to keep the lights on too with these car (?! wtf, ‘(y)our only / chance for survival’, (y)our man Cin says it better to who(m)ever will / listen (no one / listens) before during and after this election season and every / other, ‘is to go to the Champlain bridge well, bridging Quebec and Ontariariariariariariarairiariario up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out o...