2016-07-02 As we / do

 |2016-07-02         As we / do

 

        Well, we survived Dom-inion Day as we / do,  ‘damaged people are dangerous’ Juliette Binoche’s character says it better in Louis Malle’s film Damage, ‘we know we can / survive’, and as always (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoirs and as we / do is after being at sixes and sevens after girding himself and then surviving one of Life’s Little / Moments as we / do – ‘why was six afraid / of seven ?’ the mathlete’s joke has it better, ‘because seven eight nine ‘  - being at sixes and sevens before during and after girding himself to survive one of Life’s Little / Momen™s is all / we gots.

 

        Go(o)d times, innit go(o)d, ‘celebrate’, (y)our men Kool and the Gang sing it better in their song of the same name, ‘good times’.  What it is is that after taking all of the usual elaborate counter-measures required of life under ®egime ze®o - ©in even bought a faux-Baby Duck bottle of faux-©hampagne or sparkling pla©ebo juice or the ©hampagane of ®egime ze®o ginger ales, in order to help him survive last night’s edition of this year’s Dominion Day, ‘whatever’ John Lennon sings it better in his song of the name, and truer wo®ds were never / sung, ‘gets you through / the night’, but then forgot / to quaff it as we do , it sits still in the fridge, gathering Baby Du©k sadness – (y)our man ©in wakes up having survived the TGIFF®iday night before, innit G, whatever’ gets you through / the night is all / we gots.

         ‘Do you know what she did’ Captain Howdy as Regan McNeil akses mother Chris, played by Ellen Burkin, in William Friedkin’s film version of Peter Paul Blatty’s novel The Exorcist better, ‘your cunting / daughter?’, and as is his wont as of late when the number of entries on his So©ial ©alendar are between slim / and none (oh please hooker, cry me / another river – id., ‘cause this one’s all / dried up) – ‘and slim’, the c(o)untry crooner sings it better in his dirge about his chances being between slim / and none, ‘just  left / town ‘ - Cin heads out to / stay in / ©(o)untry as we do .

         Good times, we love our vehicles up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out up here, but we love our ®Vs even / more,  innit DB, and isn't there is some kind of ®V Jamboree after being held even now in the next field over as we do as Cin sits and hulk-smashes away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and ©(o)untry at the Quyon Fe®ry landing of (t)his after up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here on the Quebec side  as we do, ‘I spend my time at sea’ Bob Seger as the Sea Captain and the Silver Bullet Band sing it better in their sea shanty Ship of Fools as we do, ‘alone / now’, the Quyon Ferry is all / we gots.

         Not only that but there’s a live country band – ‘we have both kinds of music here’ the proprietoress of Bob’s Country Bunker says it better to the Blues Brothers in John Landis’ immor(t)al movie of the same name, ‘©ountry AND  Weste®n  – engaged to entertain the RVers and (y)our man Cin both, even as the ferry gorges and then disgorges its occupants and vehicles and then winces and / repeats it all again on the Ontariariariariariariariariario and Quebec sides both , back and forth it goes and back and forth, ‘for ever’ the Grady twins murmur it better in Kubrick’s take on your The Shining, innit Mr. King, ‘and ever / and ever’, wincing and repeating is all / we gots. 

     Course ©ountry music is drinking / music that five-lettered wordle, and as part of the elaborate counter-measures required under ®egime ze®o, (y)our man Cin will have to pull up stakes before during and after the sun starts to go down over the Ottawa River this Sadu®day after before during and after it becomes another Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody (hooker please, -id). as we do, innit Cat Stevens, pulling up stakes is all / we gots.

     ‘I shot a man in Reno’ the RV band now sings it better – Cin will videe and hopefully audee the same for you even though your man Tosh the laptop’s ©amera like ©in only videes towards / the user - channeling the Man / In Bla©k as we do , innit Cash, ‘just to watch / him die’.  Though the local wate®ing hole has long been on ©in’s ‘rhymes’ Maureen Dowd of the New York Times called them better ‘with bucket’ list, chances are slim to none that he’ll be after spending his hard-earned dollars there this Sadu®day after, seeing as the cincumstances of the visit today would not satisfy any of the ‘rhymes with bucket’ list allowed under the elaborate ©ounter-measures and questions required of ®egime ze®o, namely 1. do they serve pla©ebeer at this wate®ing hole ? , and 2. does Cin have a hard copy of his beloved New yo®k Times to avoid / encourage awkward cinversation, and 3. Is there / an outdoor element ?

     ‘And it’s one / two / three strikes you’re out’ the ©horus of that cinfamous ode to America’s game has it better, innit Floyd, Cin will not be after paying a visit to the local watering hole this after, oh yeah the 4^th cintengency of course being the presence of a wing (wo)man to navigate said establishments, which negate the need of the other three requirements of a cindidate for a ‘rhymes / with bucket’ list, no one is his / her right mind will be after getting disgorged from the Quyon Fe®ry this after get gorged / with ©in at Gavin’s, though of course hope / springs eternal, the fuck-it list is all / we gots.

     ‘Metal’ the cartoon members of the Adult Swin series Metalacolypse  say it better when they encounter something, well, metal that five-lettered wordle, before during and after the series of (m) / (s) / (b) / (gl) / and just plain / adventures that befall their band  Dethclok during the course of the same, Norwegian mountain trolls destroying the village as we do because the troll only responds to electric guitar, not acoustic, that kind / of thing.  ‘Rugby’ that five-lettered wordle as adjective / noun / verb serves that same all-purpose purpose during the rare-ish Twin Elm, or, In Mobile editions / match ®eports of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and as / we do – it means rough / and ready – ‘rock ‘n roll’ is another such a word, and ‘c(o)untry’ is yet another all-purpose word to serve the same / similar effect.        

              Course it’s ©(o)untry out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here as we do here and make no / mistake, the band is taking a five hour break from the sounds of it – ‘and make sure to check out the Rovers at nine-thirty’ (y)our (front)man the band frontman says, too bad, Cin would have been content to audee the band before during and after his two-hour shift of hulk-smashing away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and metal as we do but the chances of him being here at nine-thirty and under ®egime ze®o no less are no less than slim / to none, The Rovers is all / we gots.

      Cinstead of course he will be before during and after ®etail-therapying some fresh p®oduce from the only g®cery store this side of Shawville as we do, then driving at speed back to Luskvegas– course all dieta®ry bets are off of Another  Sadurday Night And I Ain’t Got / Nobody, even though yesterday’s TGIFF®iday, being day one of a three-day week-end, was ‘assupposed to double as Another  Sadurday Night And I Ain’t Got / Nobody – to (m)eat his How Does IT Feelings as we do, innit G.

     Good times, perhaps there will be a Pay Pe® View movie to squander his hard-earned money on, though he tends / to doubt it, the Ma Bell Pay Pe® View movies roll in and roll out on a Sadurday to Sadurday weekly basis, and he’s videed or at least tried to videe this week’s / c®op well in advance, namely beginning Thirstday evening two nights ago – any they never get any / less or any / more thirsty because regime zero - not to mention throughout yesterday’s TGIFFRiday Dominion Day, innit G.

 

        Still and all it’s nice to videe the ferry go back and forth ad nasueum across the Ottawa River of a Sadurday after, and to audee the vocal stylings and fiddlings of the local Johnny Cash cover band as part of the Quyon ®V festival this year.  It’s country, ‘we’re just’’ Cin scribbled it better in his big little black book yesterday evening as a great thunder storm enveloped West Quebec between bouts of firecrackers up and down the Ottawa River, ‘visiting / here’, so powerful were the forces of (s)mother (hooker please, -id. ) nature at play last night up on out on up on out on up on out up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here, the driving rain, the rolling / thunder, the flashes / of lightning, ‘visiting here’, rolling / thunder is all / we gots..

     Course (y)our  man Cin is always after chasing tail that four-lettered word as we do and keeping his so©ial ©alendar somewhat  / entirely free to allow for / the same, and though he videes people fishing and taking the ferry and taking the piss and drinking before during and after making the beast with two backs as we do and staring at him in groups of twos and threes of this Sadurday after and sees the advantages of / the same – ‘what the fuck is that’ deNiro’s bank robber Neal McAuley askes it better of Pacino’s LAPD Detective Vincent  Hanna in Michael Mann’s Heat after Hanna suggests that there might be an alternative to MacAuley’s Thug Life / vida lo©a of a cingleton, ‘bar-b-ques / and ballgames ?’ –  ‘I like women too much’ Ryan Reynold’s Deadpool says it better in the movie of the same name before during and after being similarly / cinfronted in that movie with The Question , ‘to marry / one’, a gauge starting / at zero and going the other way is all / we gots.

     Good times, June 21^st the longest day of the year if you’re sunlight, and there’ll be four hours of daylight still left for him to cinsider his adequacies -  and cinadequacies – before during after he’s finished hulk-smashing away at this edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and as / we do over the course of this Another Sadurday Night And I Ain’t Got Nobody, innit Sam Cooke (that’s enough, -id.) as he goes about his nocturnal nonsenses, going about our nocturnal nonsenses is all / we gots.   

     Course your man Cin the humble(d) narrato® of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and as / we do is a creature / of habit that  five-lettered wordle as we do, and the series of (m) / (s) / (b) / (gl) / and just plain / adventures that he’s been after regaling you with of this Sadurday after were similar / almost identical to the similar / almost identical series of (m) / (s) / (b) / (gl) / and just plain / adventures that befell him last Sadurday after, and the Sadurday after before that, and will be similar / almost identical to the similar / almost identical series of (m) / (s) / (b) / (gl) / and just plain / adventures to befall him next Sadurday after, and the Sadurday after after / that (hooker please, -id., cry me / a Quyon River, habits is all / we gots.

     Perhaps he will be one of those getting disgorged, along with his Don’t Let the Suba®u Fool You, from the fe®ry next Sadu®day, after videeing a ®ugby Club match on the Ontariariario side, where ®ugby ©lub has its home / pitch but where ©in has not stepped foot since destroying much of his shoulder and a good part of his neck to go along with it, after playing in a position, hooker (oh please hooker,-id., oh wait, what ?), where he had no business playing, a month ago, ‘there was nothing’ he said it better to his coach after missing a tackle on the last play of the game – even at his age he rarely enough has a bad / game or at least his bad games are still out-numbered by / his good, ‘six goats’ innit Flash, ‘for seven / glo®ies ‘ – ‘at stake’, hooking is all / we gots.

      In the meantime the two guard-lions will hold the Lion’s ©lub, Cin may be back tomorrow for 11 o’clock mass at St. Mary’s – on his way back to O-town because a little ©(o)untry is good for a person but too much and you start going / squirelly (no shit Sherlock -id.)  - and who knows he might even be after getting disgorged by the ferry on the Ontaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiarario side even earlier than / he thinks, a little ©(o)untry is all / we gots.

 

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