Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

  2025-06-19           thank god / it’s thirstday   What it is in Dangerous Waters – accompanied / soundtrack’ed as we do by (y)our (wo)man Dell(a) the laptop (that’s enough, -id.) tunage emanating out its’ Windows media player (free ! flog forever, we used to have to turn over / tapes) because you really don’t have to audee what’s onscreen seeing as (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and thank god / it’s Thirstday has already videed and audeed Dangerous Waters both before during and after, and has no need to audee it / again – is that (t)his mother-and-daughter pair and (y)our (wo)men the protagonistas of the same are after going on a sailboat trip with the (s)mother’s latest beau that four-lettered word and what could possibly go / wrong that five-lettered wordle, ‘thank god’, (y)our (military)(wo)men sigh it better at work, ‘it’s Thursday’, innit god, no need to audee it ...

  2016-07-06 ‘Topless aint’t illegal / any more.’              An object in (e-)motion tends to stay in (e-)motion, a smarter guy than this one wrote it better (though of course it was ‘motion’ -id. but attaboy for looking at the How Does It Feel-ing of it / all), and an object at ®est tends to stay / at ®est.    Lacking both, your man Cin the humble(d) narrato® of this Take This Thing Back to Balti me-moirs and Dea® Dia®y dia®ist takes either, any chance / that he gets, e-motion is all / we gots.   Good times, course while ‘things could be better, Lloyd’ – What Would Jack Say to bartender Lloyd better in Kubrick’s take on your The Shining , innit Mr King – ‘‘things could be a whole lot / better’, it’s not all that bad up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here in / the cindominium of this WTFednesday evening, what with the 27 degree celcius warmth (if it hits 30 above we’ll summon / the AC, innit you li...

  Jun 15, 2025         Affectionate / and afraid    Of all of the father(hood)s up on out on up on out on up on on out on up on out on up on out (t)here, it’s Happy Father’s Day up on out on up on out on up on on out on up on out on up on out (t)here - alive that five-lettered wordle and RIP / both - that (y)our man Cin the humbel(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and affection / and afraid is after wishing of (t)his fine Sunday after before during and after it becomes a fine Sunday evening up on out on up on out on up on on out on up on out on up / the Valley as we do, up on out on up on out on up on on out on up on out on up in here is all / we gots.   Course it’s all of it a little / contrived and Hallmark-y as we do - ‘ the busiest night of the year’, (y)our man the GOAT bartender of all / time Les said it better to who(m)ever would listen at his immor(t)al restaurant Agave in O-Town, ‘ is (s)M...