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Sep 9, 2025 no / expectations

  Sep 9, 2025 no / expectations ‘So take me to / the airport / and put me on / the train / I got no expectations ‘ Mick and the rest of the Stones wail it better it better in the(ir) 50th anniversary reverse Dear John letter / Mick-style - or ‘John Deere letter’ as the rocket scientist played by Jim Carrey in the immor(t)al movie Dumb and Dumber calls it better - and tune of the same name by way of Spotify.inc, ‘to pass this way / again’, the streaming music that five-lettered worldle of (t)his I have a jury trial on Tuesday evening serving for (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take THis THing Back to Balti-memoires and no / expectations as tonic as we do to the literal horror and not in a good way of just having videed The Conjuring / Last Rites at the O-Town Cineplex Cinema because why / not, the marathon of a movie exorcised if that’s / the word (hooker please, -id.) and somewhat redeemed by its’ book-ended soundtrack of The Cult’s She Sells Sanctuary at the b...
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2016-08-04 ‘Did you ever get / that ?’

  2016-08-04 ‘Did you ever get / that ?’    Behold / the ®iking – ‘a ®ugger’, (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and did you ever get / that wrote in better in his cinvite some three months ago to the third annual Viking Wa® Hall, ‘and a Viking / both’, a ®ugger and a Viking both is all / we gots, innit pe®fesser.     He riseth early-ish of a mou®ning – ‘you wouldn’t want to be working’ Cin said it better, ‘the night / shift’ of the multiple oh-seven hundred mou®ning cinstruction alarms, jack-hammers, earth movers and dynamiters (oh please hooker -id.) to beat / the band that roar up their engines each and every work day around the cindominium, not to mention his own three digital alarms, (y)our (wo)men (t)his ZTE flip phone, the buzzing ©rackberry and Tosh / the laptop, all configured to do / the same, ‘three alarms’ the quadriplegic ex-bank robber says it better in Michael Mann’s crime epic of a fil...
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Oct 18, 2025 oh my / goodness

Oct 18, 2025          oh my / goodness      Wearing out / (y)our welcome as we do before during and after hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and oh / my goodness indoors at (t)his second favorite second favorite second favorite second favorite second favorite second favorite  home away / from home, the Starbucks edition on the corner of O-Town’s Bank Street and Third Avenue - ‘Eightbucks’ The Simpsons as always renamed it better in one of the(ir) (still-running?) episodes as we do, though god bless them the staff or (wo)management at this particular franchise has reprogrammed their AI or whatnot to give an option of a tip on the card reader of something other than the previous one dollar default for a three if not eight dollar cuppa, innit god, and it worked, (y)our (wo)man the barrista up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on here cleane...
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2016-07-31 Mowed

2016-07-31  Mowed                         Not exactly an exact science, cutting the grass was not exactly exacting physically, either, but it was exacting / enough, and more to the point it had to be done.   After a month of growing wild, followed by a good mowing last week, the   grass needed a job this afternoon that was more of a clean-up, a trim of the same, exacting / enough is all we gots.             Good times, of course his younger self would have considered it extremely poor planning to have put off the two-hour job of cutting the grass until before during and after the Sunday aftern of a three-day week-end, with Monday being the beloved Day Off Wo®k that four-lettered word, but then / again his younger self / is dead and gone, buried near the gravestone of the family Malamute, who died a decade ago, and whose memorial he...
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2016-07-28 ‘What / law ?’

  2016-07-28 ‘What / law ?’             From Die Hard to Deliverance , t here may be only six sto ® ies, innit perfesser, as Cin’s fellow-reviewer hulk-smashed it better, but these two blo © kbusters – or © ockbusters in Deliverance ’s case (that’s enough -id.) – surely borrow from several / at once, borrowing from several / at once is all / we gots.   What it is of course is that your men the bou ® geois © ubicombs and p ® ofessional building wageslaves and office d ® ones try to conquer Mothe ® Nature and her d ® oogies the local hillbillies of Tennessee, and guess / who wins, guessing / who wins is all / we gots.   ‘What’ Burt Reynold’s token Good Ol’ © ountry Boy Lewis in the movie akses it better of his three bou ® geois fellow-adventurers, before during and after they become his fellow-(b) / (s) / (m) / (mis) adventurers, and when the hillbillies introduce one of their number to unwanted anal / ® ex (h...
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Oct 13, 2025 Nothing

  Oct 13, 2025 Nothing  Still zon(k)ed /  out as we do before during and after yesterday’s 10-hour drive from The Beaches - ‘bless us our lord’, (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and nothing began yesterday evening’s grace that five-lettered wordle at dinner back home in Luksvegas better as we do before during and after digging / in to the same, and thanking the pig who gave its’ life because pork tenderloin prepared by (y)our (wo)man and their neighbor and guardian angel HrIsSuE, and then going on and on and on about the same and these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty, innit lord, ‘and thank you for Mario Ann-dretti the driver at the wheel’ and referring of course to (y)our (wo)man and the(ir) housemate the(ir) Ma Noslouc, whose driving at 130 kilometers an hour shaved two hours off the drive as we do - (y)our man Cin nevertheless manages to hulk-smash away at the same of this pleasant Monda...
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