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12-01-2014 ®ules

12-01-2014      ®ules                      Once you've gone ®egime ze®o, it cinfiltrates your thinking in the most cinsidious / ways.   As a logical enough extension of Cin's decision of a Sunday not to be connected electronically to any of his devices in any way shape or form, a decision was made to go mute / as well.   Not a wo®d would escape / his word-hole.                 It's hard enough, like all Things at first, to shuddup a your face, to keep your two cents to yourself, to shut your gob, to fermer / la bouche.   But it's not / that hard, matter of fact it reduces - to ze®o that four-lettered wo®d - the percintage of saying something of such rank stupidity that you regret it even before the words have left / your wo®dhole.   'I doubt you've ever had a stupid thou...

2014-11-28 I call it / Hades.

2014-11-28          I call it / Hades.                                                  'Some folks call it Hell' Billy Bob Thornton's Slingblade mutters it better in his film of the same name, 'I call it / Hades'.   'Definitions!' we used to answer the phone at that gym of the same name in New Ja©k ©ity baby, innit perfesser, it was by far the best greeting of the many that (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and I call it / Hades has had to employ over the years, answering the phone tens of thousands of times on behalf of his many / employers, and the very definition / of insanity is to repeat the same sequence of events over and over and over and over and over and over and over (that's eno...