Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

2015-01-02         honour’d more in the breach than th’obervance    edited / saved / published                 ‘Came out’ the cop said it better after pulling Cin over for a busted headlight and running his license, ‘clean’ handing the license back to Cin.   ‘I’ Cin would have said it better, if he had not had a Rugby Club team-mate in the car at the time, ‘doubt / that’.   Cinstead he said nothing, his driving record is unblemished but surely something popped out on the police SCMODS machine – ‘State / County / Municipal’, John Belushi’s Jake Blues spells out the acronym better in John Landis’ The Blues Brothers to brother Elwood, played by Dan Ackroyd, ‘Offender / Data / System’ after the same thing happened to the Blues brothers as happened / to Cin – but still Cin crossed himself afterwards, innit Electrified JC, happy to have avoided an Out Come The Cuff...

  2014-12-29         Cindiscretions                    'Are you guys any good', Krusty the Clown from   the cartoon series The Simpsons akses the local group of Springfield trumpublicans better, innit Jenke, 'at covering up youthful, and middle-age / indiscretions?'.   Nothing within the pixels and pages of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and cindiscretions   - low on the ‘mea’ scale of   mea-culpa for a confession of a million words / and counting, and even lower on / the ‘culpa’ side, ‘guilt’ that five-lettered wordle a fellow-sufferer wrote it better ‘is feeling guilty about something that someone else / did ' - can possibly be cinstrued as an admission / of mea-culpa, or if it can, please cover / it up, cindiscretions is all / we gots.               Course Krusty...