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2014-12-29 Cindiscretions

 2014-12-29        Cindiscretions   

 

              'Are you guys any good', Krusty the Clown from  the cartoon series The Simpsons akses the local group of Springfield trumpublicans better, innit Jenke, 'at covering up youthful, and middle-age / indiscretions?'.  Nothing within the pixels and pages of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and cindiscretions  - low on the ‘mea’ scale of  mea-culpa for a confession of a million words / and counting, and even lower on / the ‘culpa’ side, ‘guilt’ that five-lettered wordle a fellow-sufferer wrote it better ‘is feeling guilty about something that someone else / did ' - can possibly be cinstrued as an admission / of mea-culpa, or if it can, please cover / it up, cindiscretions is all / we gots.

              Course Krusty on the TV show gets to go to the bar 'The Drinkin' / Memorial' (get it, it's in Washington, D.C. ), while Cin only gets to Hulk-smash away at the pixels and pages of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and cindiscretions of (t)his I don’t Like Mondays evening, separated as he is from Drinkin' of any kind because Regime Zero – ‘I don’t like Mondays’ (y)our (Irishmen) Bob Geldof and The Boomtown Rats sing it better in the(ir) anthem of the same name, ‘I want to shoot / the whole day down’ - from his beer that four-lettered word, ‘to alcohol’ (y)our man Homer J. Simpson as always raises his glass better to the Creature, ‘the cause of  / and solution to / all of our problems’, from (t)his Golden Throat Charmer, from his 'Immortal' - the Milos Forman film of the same name about lovely lovely Ludwig Van Beethoven titles itself better - 'Beloved', the cause of and solution to all of / our problems is all / we gots.

              Yes dear readers it's just over half-way between all of our ostensible two-week Christmas holidays, and Things as usual / is rangy.  Did you ever notice how a two-day period can seem like a two-week one?  Well, Cin did – if Christmas didn’t exist we’d surely have / to invent it because drama that five-lettered wordle, innit Electrified JC (hooker please, -id.) - and he's after being up in here in the cindominium and after hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and cindiscretions to tell you all / about it.  Between sleeps.

              Thanks for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and cindiscretions .

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