Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

  May 20, 2023       a mouse / problem    ‘Our neighbors’, (y)our (wo)man the Universal Theme Park employee in Florida says it better according to that old / saw of a tourist story, not to mention by one of (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and a mouse / problem, who audeed it first / hand - and referring to and besmirching both of course the(ir) neighbors and amusement park competitors in the Everglade swamps, Disney, Inc. and its’ ubiquitous spokescreature Mickey - ‘has a mouse / problem’, ubiquitous is all / we gots. So too do (y)our (wo)men Mickey and Mini and Mighty Mouse arrive of a Northern Spring up in here in what has become the Luksvegas swamp that five-lettered wordle and amusement park over the course of three of the last six Springs up in here because though we refer to the same as ‘hundred year’ floods according to the local meteorologist or flood plain expert quoted in the ...

                 2015-01-07                 ‘Some folks call it Hell’ Billy Bob Thornton grunts it better as Slingblade in his movie of the same name, referring to certain aspects and circles of this Dog and Pony Show - his / in particular - ‘I call it / Hades,   uh huhh,’ this last   guttural (m)utterance impossible to type out and to do justice to /   at the same time, innit Johnny Mo.   You’ll have to videe the movie to hear it, ‘go check it out’ – What Would Jack Say, referring to the snowcat in Kubrick’s take on your The Shining , innit Mr. King –‘ and you’ll see / what I mean’, Hades is all / we gots.                 Impossible too perhaps, or at the very least irresponsible innit Electrified JC, to call certain aspects of this Dog and Pony Show – Cin’s / in p...