May 20, 2023 a mouse / problem

 

May 20, 2023      a mouse / problem 

 

‘Our neighbors’, (y)our (wo)man the Universal Theme Park employee in Florida says it better according to that old / saw of a tourist story, not to mention by one of (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and a mouse / problem, who audeed it first / hand - and referring to and besmirching both of course the(ir) neighbors and amusement park competitors in the Everglade swamps, Disney, Inc. and its’ ubiquitous spokescreature Mickey - ‘has a mouse / problem’, ubiquitous is all / we gots.

So too do (y)our (wo)men Mickey and Mini and Mighty Mouse arrive of a Northern Spring up in here in what has become the Luksvegas swamp that five-lettered wordle and amusement park over the course of three of the last six Springs up in here because though we refer to the same as ‘hundred year’ floods according to the local meteorologist or flood plain expert quoted in the local Equity newspaper front-page article last week, (t)his definition of course refers to the confluence / of events defining the same - no end of melting snow, a deluge / of rain, and a ground unable to absorb the same because not yet / thawed, all of which leads to biblical / flooding because end times (hooker please, -id.)  - and not evidently the frequency of / the same, the same of course applies to the thousand-year varieties of the same occurring daily now all over god’s green earth, innit god, and all of which are ignored by the local members and citizens of the hu(wo)man race because in / denial, ‘dat river’, the punch-line to dat old saw of a joke has it better, ‘in Egypt’, biblical / flooding is all / we gots.

But, and like (y)our man the Universal Studios Theme Park employee down in da Florida bayou that five-lettered wordle (that’s enough, -id.) before during and after bad-mouthing the(ir) neighborhood mascot (y)our man Mickey Mouse and all / that morning noon and night because envious, wasn’t too (y)our man the(ir) pandemicat General Meow after doing / his bit to reduce the local mouse problem up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here of a Thirstday evening last - and they never get any more or any / less thirsty because regime zero - by catching and then devouring one of the(ir) local mouse population unfortunate-enough to cross / his path because instinct, (y)our man General Meow making a point as we do of enjoying (t)his unholy feast as a kind of offering for those (un)fortunate enough to be present for the same, (m)eating (y)our (wo)man his prey of a mouse from tip / to tail of a Thirstday evening, up to and including his midnight meal’s last / squeak before during and after (y)our man General Meow devoured it in its’ entirety, though leaving as we do an offering to (y)our man Cin, ‘the hu(wo)man’ as the human in a cat’s life is referred to as, ‘she leaves  me some food’ (y)our man the actor Christopher Walken referred to the same in that article that (y)our man Cin was after audeeing, and referring to the last few bits of cat food left in the bowl by (y)our (wo)man the King of New York’s feline because besties, ‘as an offering’, kill ‘em live  is all / we gots.

Course nine times / out ten it’s (y)our man Skinny - (y)our man the(ir) pandemicat General Meow’s thinner, more lethal broheen - who’s after delivering fresh-caught prey, before during and after (m)eating his How Does It Feelings  / the same because stone cold / killer, innit Skin, ‘my skinny skinny skin’ (y)our man Cin of course purrs it better to (y)our man the(ir) pandemicat Skinny of course before during and after the(ir) many many many hours spent sleeping and cat-napping and day-sleeping together because besties up in here in Luksvegas daily and nightly, ‘not by the hair’ - What Would Jack Say, as John Torrence, quoting from the cinfamous tail (hooker please, -id.)  and tale both of the Three Little Pigs in Kubrick’s take on your The Shining, innit Mr. King -  ‘of my chinny chin chin ? ‘, (m)eating his How Does It Feelings is all / we gots.

 After a good long while of living and dying up in here in the country in Luskvegas, and of having (y)our (wo)men the(ir) four-legged friends both domestic and feral that five-lettered wordle both buried in the Nosluoc family pet cemetery up in here mo(u)rning noon and night, the real estate up in (t)here is becoming / scarce, especially with the recent addition up in here of (y)our men the(ir)  pandemicats Skinny and General Meow because COVID that five-lettered wordle, General Meow whose nom / de guerre of course comes from his bellowing and startling cries / for attention, ‘people’ (y)our man the(ir) Da Nosluoc RIP used to say before during and after driving by / a hu(wo)man cemetery, ‘are dying / to get in there’, and sometimes a person misses the(ir) recently-RIP’ed four-legged friends and the occasional bird and wants to bring / them back to life that four-lettered word (hooker please, -id.), but ‘sometimes’ (y)our man the Elderly Neighbor in the film version and its’ endless / trailers on the television now of your Pet Semetary cinfamously tries / and fails to warn the rest of us better in that book and movie and its’ reboot better, innit Mr. King, and more / than once, and apropos of course the folly of raising / the recently-RIPed hu(wo)men in that book and movies both from the titular pet boneyard - ‘have you come here for forgiveness‘’, (y)our man Bono and the rest of U2 aks it better in the(ir) dirge One, innit Electrified JC, ‘’have you come to raise / the dead  ?  Have you come here to play Jesus / to the lepers in your head?’ - ‘ dead / is better’, bellowing and startling cries / for attention is all / we gots.

Course speak of / the devil that five-lettered wordle as the old saw has it better - though often and as with the case of General Meow as well as certain other people he could name but / won’t, you hear them before / you see them coming because loud that four-lettered word, ‘like’ (y)our man describes to who(m)ever will listen (no one / listens) the audibles of (y)our man the pandemicat General Meow before during and after making his presence known up in here, ‘babies / dying’ -  and he will / appear, and isn’t (y)our man the pandemicat General Meow even now after making an appearance and cameo that five-lettered wordle (that’s enough, -id.) up in here in Luksvegas even as (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of this Take THis Thing Back to Baltime-moires is after hulk-smashing away at the same, and with (y)our man the pandemicat and his bestie and General Meow’s broheen Skinny at his feet, ‘sometimes we have entire / conversations’, (y)our man the actor Scatman Crothers, playing Dick Halloran in Kubrick’s take on your The Shining says it better and tring and failing to mansplain the titular force of that novel and movie both to little Danny Torrrence, blest / and cursed with that shiniung himself, innit Mr. King, ‘without ever opening / our mouths’, and ‘sometimes the cat and I have conversations’ (y)our man the(ir) upstairs neighbor at the cindominium in O-Town before during and after the(ir) halcyon pre-COVID days and nights and decade described the same better to (y)our man Cin, who was not always present for / the same because those were after being the halcyon pre-regime zero days and nights and decades and Himself after getting all kinds / of licquored up because why / not, and you could not help but notice a tinge of annoyance in (y)our man the(ir) upstairs’ neighbor’s description of these conversations between (y)our man General Meow and himself in the cramped cindominium quarters, ‘sometimes’, the(ir) neighborino went on to confirm / the same, ‘these conversations are quite / long’, sometimes dead / is better is all / we gots.

‘I just got back / from surgery’, (y)our man Cin begins / and ends (t)his favorite story that five-lettered wordle about (y)our men the(ir) pandemicats Skinny and General Meow and their killer / instincts up in here in Luksvegas - ‘before during and after getting both my hips / replaced’, which is a true story, as the best ones / are - ‘and had just been wheeled  / home and into / bed, when the cat jumped up and in between my inert legs and left his prize there, a chipmunk’, and of course the sometimes dead / is better punchline to the whole / thing (un)’fortunately it was / deceased’, seeing as (y)our man Cin with his two tree trunks for legs could do f&*$-all / about it, and so the three of them lay there and eye-balled each other for a while, (y)our man the(ir) pandemicat Skinny that cold-stone killer, (y)our man Cin and the recently RIP-ed chipmunk between all of their legs, ‘end’ (y)our men the(ir) Uncle KG RIP and that bartender in the Coen brothers’ movie Fargo both end their shaggy dog stories better, the latter his resuscitation to Detective Gustafson in that movie of how (y)our man the kidnapper played by Steve Buscemi in that movie had gone into the bartender’s place-of-work looking for some rough / trade and wouldn’t take no for an answer. ‘ of story’, wheeled  / home is all / we gots.

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and a mouse / problem.

 

   Thank you for reading (t)his Take This THing Back to Baltime-moires and a mouse / problem .