Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

  2015-01-23           The d®ama      ‘Sorry about the drama’ the mysterious stranger in the TV show The Bridge says it better, ‘but it’s hard to get people’s attention / these days’ as his cellphone movie pays for / the detectives. Course it was ever / thus.   What it is is in The B®idge is that a murder victim is sawed in half on the El Paso – Nuevo Laredo border (that’s enough –id.) side of the U.S. – Mexico border be©ause na®©ot®affi©, ‘I watched TV last night for the first time in six months,’ (y)our man ©in the huimbel(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-me-moi®es and d®ama said it better to who(m)ever will listen – no one / listens (hooker please, -id.) - this evening as he rented out his weekly dose / of movies and now TV DVDs, ‘and now / I’m hooked’, d®ama is all / we gots. ‘Welcome to the glamorous world’ (y)our man ©in said it better to his travelling companion this after as they ...

  2015-01-21         damned with faint / p®aise                             Oh the horror and / the hypocrisy.    Only minutes after decrying, publicly-enough to be heard, the shenanigans carrying on in his cubi©ombs as ‘childish’, your humble / humbled / humiliated narrator only added to the same by exiting stage right of / the office for what remained of / the after, ‘2 o’clock in the morning courage’ the French poet described what was needed better to survive the dark nights / of the soul, when in fact it’s mostly the 2’oclock in the after version of courage that’s most / needed up on out on up on out on out on up in the ©ubi©ombs, ‘some folks call it hell’, Billy Bob Thornton’s Slingblade says it better in the movie of the same name, ‘I call it / Hades’, the horror and / the hypocrisy is all . we gots...

  2023-09-21      O©©upied     Watching O©©upied (hooker please, -id., it’s on Netflix, so You®   Highness can’t just hit the ‘select’ button on   the remote as we do with the channels on / the television to videe the actual name of the film   as opposed to one that you just wish that it were, ‘you see it’s al®ight’ – What Would Ja©k Say as John To®®en©e in Kub®i©k’s take on your The Shining , innit Mr. King, before during and after trying / and failing to mansplain the ins / and outs of cannibalism to (y)our man his and Wendy’s son little Danny ‘ the man’ To®®en©e in that movie, and how it’s alright be©ause he saw it on / the television, innit Itt – ‘he says he saw it on / the television’) the movie of a Thi®stday evening – and they never   get any more / or any less / thi®sty as we do, ©innibalism is all / we gots.   What it is in Stowaway the movie is that (y)our (wo)men the p®otagonist(a)s of the same, these beaut...

  2023-08-30      T®espasse®s                         Course it’s debatable as to whether or not a person can be considered a t®espasse® if (s)he - ‘once we figure out / the p®onouns’, a teacher and Shi®etown ©ollege and Shi®etown ©ollege ®ugby ©lub alumni down still in the 802 said it better and apropos (t)his year’s tea©hing / plan as far as what gende® to call / the students goes, ‘we can get down to the to the ®eading, w®iting and / a®ithmeti©’ – remains on family p®ope®ty up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here in The Bea©hes, but still / and all (y)our (wo)man ©in (hooker please, -id.) the humble(d) narrato® of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and t®espasse®s has to pick / and ©hoose which of the houses at which to hulk-smash away at today’s edition of the same, seeing as the(ir) ®elatives are after inhabiting the other house...