2023-09-21 O©©upied

 

2023-09-21     O©©upied  

 

Watching O©©upied (hooker please, -id., it’s on Netflix, so You®  Highness can’t just hit the ‘select’ button on  the remote as we do with the channels on / the television to videe the actual name of the film  as opposed to one that you just wish that it were, ‘you see it’s al®ight’ – What Would Ja©k Say as John To®®en©e in Kub®i©k’s take on your The Shining, innit Mr. King, before during and after trying / and failing to mansplain the ins / and outs of cannibalism to (y)our man his and Wendy’s son little Danny ‘ the man’ To®®en©e in that movie, and how it’s alright be©ause he saw it on / the television, innit Itt – ‘he says he saw it on / the television’) the movie of a Thi®stday evening – and they never  get any more / or any less / thi®sty as we do, ©innibalism is all / we gots.

 

What it is in Stowaway the movie is that (y)our (wo)men the p®otagonist(a)s of the same, these beautiful ast®onauts – ‘woo Hoo’ (y)our (super)man Home® J. Simpson as always hoots / and holle®s it / bette® befo®e du®ing and afte® one of (y)our (ube®)man Home®’s many, many, many, many, episodes and ap®opos / the same, ‘‘Imma be ®i©h’ as / an ast®onaut’ = before during and after hu(wo)mankind’s latest ill-advised t®ip / to the planet Ma®s be©ause ®apa©ious up in here in Muskville, innit DB,  anyhoo the ®ed-hot ast®onauts are after finding a stowaway on board the spa©eship be©ause why / not, and then trying  to make the beast with two ba©ks with one another morning noon and night up in here be©ause ®andy that five-lettered wo®dle ast®onautistas as we do, not unlike (y)our (wo)men the p®otagonists of the last movie that (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrato® of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and o©©upied was after trying / and failing, to videe up in here right before during and after. This one this one, and switching over the Netflix In©. as we do, the immo(*)tal film Ha®dbodies  p®eposte®ous is all / we gots.

 

Course it’s emo as we do up in here in the 21^st ©intu®y (hooker please, -id.) up in here, in this ®o©kumenta®y Stowaway, all of the astronaughties are going on and on and on as we do and on and on and on about all of the(ir) How Does It Feelings towards the other ast®onaughties (that’s enough, -id.) mo®ning noon and  night even in oute® / spa©e , when of course in ®eality, going on and on and on bout (y)our How Does IT Feelings morning noon and night, and he®e’s / the pun©hline, and where the line works be©ause the fi®st / pa®t of it can switch to ‘genius’, ‘beautiful’, ‘beautifully / fugly’ and all / that, the possibiloities / are endless, goes ‘and three fitty will get you a one-way bus / ti©ket on the ®ed / Limousine, the mighty o©Transpo bus, (y)our ®oute / of ©hoi©e up in here on O’Town and O©T®snspo, ‘on / the bus’, all  / of this and all / that, and oh yeah three fitty in ©hange (three seventy five niow, -id.) for a bus ticket is all / we gots.

 

It's a good / movie, (y)our (wo)men the terrifi© act®esses Toni Collette and Anna Hend®i©ks - playing the ©aptain and ship’s / do©to® respectively á la ©aptain Ki®k and Bones on the original and best Sta® tRek / the TV se®ies from the ‘70s back in the 20^th, ‘I always loved coming out to Mass at Saint Domini©’s’, (y)our man the(ir) Noslouc ©ousin’s wasband said it better and apropos/ the same, about how he loved coming out to Mass and all / that at the local ©atholic Chu®©h and namesake for the non-nom-de-plume of (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thong (hooker please, -id.) Back to Baltime-moi®es and Oc©upied of a Sunday morning, (y)our man the(ir) ©ousin’s wasband going on and on and on and before during and after going over for brun©h at (y)our man the(ir) grandpappy and gammy Nosluo©’s place up on out on up on out on up in here in here in Luksvegas, and then to videe Start®ek / the TV series up in here, ‘we’d all go to ©hur©h to get our sins / absolved, and all / that, ‘and then we’d be after going out and sinning / some mo®e ’ – are joined in the cast and ©rew by (y)our (©hina)man the whip-sma®t ©hinesee-Ame®i©an  ast®onaughty as we dio up in here be©ause sau©y that five-lettered wo®dle,  and of course by (y)our (Bla©k)man (hooker please, -id.) the titular and eponymous charactye®  the Stowawy in the movie of the same name be©ause bathos, (y)our (sta®)man the Stowawy  whose sneaking aboard / the ship of course uses up too much oxygen and all / that and one of the ast®onaughties has to die be©ause bu®n it all / down, course none of the ast®onaughties will be after volunteering to fling themselves out / the latch and into outer spa©e be©ause egomania© ast®onaughties, , and isn’t (y)our (sta®)man the stowaway’s fate that four-letttterd word looking / g®im, , ©inning / some mo®e is all / we gots.

 

Course (t)here’s some oute® spa©e d®ama and te©h (wo)manplaining to do up in here in Stowaway be©asue teamwo®k makes the d®eam / wo®k and all / that, and off go (y)our (wo)men the lotha®io of a ©hinese-Ame®i©an botanist ast®onaughty and Anna Kend®ick’s Docto® character both to ®eapi® the ©anada®m or whatnot, and sauntering around the power tethers and all / that, to get them some of that sweet sweet oxygen from the (s)mothe®ship be©ause you need ai® / to b®eathe, innit Einstein, the ©inada®m is all / we gots.

 

‘Sin-f®ee’, (y)our man Flash said it better, before during and after being baptised into the ©athoili© faith that five-lettered wo®dle and ©hu®©h, innit Flash, be©ause you gots to in order to get married in the church, ‘at 33’ – this despite years and de©ades of painting O-town / ®ed , accompanied by (y)our man ©in and Un©le Jimmy and monsieur® debonair®e and the rest of the d®oogs and d®oogettes from ®ugby ©lub up in here, ‘he was Mick Jagge®’, (y)our man ©in droned on and on and on and apropos / the same as part of (y)our (Best)man ©in’s duties at Flash and Do©’s wedding in the early aughts and as part of what another ®ugby ©lub teammate called ©in’s ‘g®eat / and te®®ible / spee©h’, innit No®ton, ‘to my / Keith ®i©ha®ds’, and before during and after going on and on and on about how ®o©k sta®s may have more / fun that ®ugby © players , but he kind / of doubts it, and even then, only / ba®ely and all / that  - and wasn’t (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrato® of (t)his Take This Thing Ba©k to Baltimem-moi®es and o©©upied too going on and on and on about being ‘©in-f®ee / at 53’ and all / that in the pixels and pages of the same be©ause ‘I'd never seen a man so broken up and ripped apart’ (y)our man Martin Sheen the actor as ©aptain Willard na®®ates it better in Francis Ford ©oppola’s immo®(t)al masterpiece of a film Apo©alypse Now, ‘I’ve never seen a man so b®oken / up’, ©in-f®ee at 53 is all / we gots.

 

Meanwhile and back off Planet Ea®th, (y)our (wo)man Anna Kend®i©k is Pit©h Pe®fe©t in Stowaway the movie too be©ause me-ow, fixing up the antanae and whatnot on the (s)mothership’s oxygen tank and all / that – course (y)our (Sta®)man ©in has serious / doubts about the outer spa©e te©h depicted in these outer spa©e movies, and is pretty sure that (y(our (wo)man the mighty and ©infamous ©anadarm must do most if not / all of the me©hai©s and he®oi©s both up on out on up on out on up on out on up on the spa©e station and all / that - mind you what (y)our (Sta®)man and humble(d) narrator ©in doesn’t know about spa©e ope®ations and all / that  could fill a book other than / this one, or, what (y)our (Sta®)man and humble(d) narrator ©in does(n’t)  know about spa©e ope®ations and all / that  and three fitty (three seventy-five, I told you, -id.) will get you a bus ticket on the O© T®anspo ®ed Limousine, serious / doubts is all / we gots.

 

Next up on (t)his THi®stday evening – and they never get any / more or any / less thi®sty be©ause ®egime / ze®o – Netflix In©, double-bill (Netflix double-and -triple and -quad®uple bill and binge wat©h ma®athons are easier now, seeing as you can start in the living room and on the big television set, and then just when you’re about to pass out you hulk-smash away at the keys and ‘play’ button on the keyboard and splash screen of (y)our (wo)man the laptop and house Apple that five-lettered wo®dle (f®ee ! flog, all of this spa©e-age te©h works well until it doesn’t be©asue ‘accelerated’ (y)our man the actress Daryl Hannah, playing the pleasu®e model ®epli©ant in Ridley Scott’s immo®(t)al masterpiece of a film Blade Runner, (wo)mansplains the same better to Harrison Ford’s LT Deckert in that movie, ‘de©®epitude’) and then fa©eplant on the way to the bed®oom be©ause bone-ti®ed and discra©ted and dist®aught (hooker please, -id.), and we weren’t that / b®ight to begin with, innit DD, to watch / the end – is Murdaugh Murders, must be a ®o©kumenta®y from the sounds of it, not o mention the looks of the gothic going / South M©Mansion on the Netflix splashscrren for the same, and surely to god it must about that man(ia©) what kilt his wife and ©hild that five-lettered wo®dle , up on out on up on out on up on out on up and down in South ©a®olina as of late be©asue mo®ally and otherwise bank®upt, passing out nightly / to Netflix is all / we gots.

 

‘A ©inema®t’ the splashscreen of the first few se©onds this ®o©kumenta®y Murdaugh Murders  has it better – and (y)our man ©in How Does It Feels better about the whole thing / now al®eady as a ®esult of the same, it’s on the same level of quality and on-s©®een g®aphi© as those skinemax movies that we used to videe morning noon and night down at Shi®etown ©ollege down in the 802 back in the 20^th, innit ©ash – ‘P®odu©tion’, up on out on up on out on up on out on up and down in South ©a®olina is all / we gots. 

 

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and O©©upied.