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2015-01-23 The d®ama

 2015-01-23          The d®ama  

 

‘Sorry about the drama’ the mysterious stranger in the TV show The Bridge says it better, ‘but it’s hard to get people’s attention / these days’ as his cellphone movie pays for / the detectives.

Course it was ever / thus.  What it is is in The B®idge is that a murder victim is sawed in half on the El Paso – Nuevo Laredo border (that’s enough –id.) side of the U.S. – Mexico border be©ause na®©ot®affi©, ‘I watched TV last night for the first time in six months,’ (y)our man ©in the huimbel(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-me-moi®es and d®ama said it better to who(m)ever will listen – no one / listens (hooker please, -id.) - this evening as he rented out his weekly dose / of movies and now TV DVDs, ‘and now / I’m hooked’, d®ama is all / we gots.

‘Welcome to the glamorous world’ (y)our man ©in said it better to his travelling companion this after as they arrived home from / their trip and stepped into the biting wind, transferring from one vehicle to another after a five hour drive in the first, ‘of business / travel.’  Of all of the unsympathetic characters cintroduced so far during the course and the pixels and pages of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and d®ama– the unrepentant drinker, the surly hulk-smasher, the ©ubi©ombs dweller - surely the least sympathetic of all is the reluctant and very ©infrequent / business traveller.

‘It beats’ your man Himself said it better of work road trips to a ©ubi©ombs colleague, before during and after they were after taking / their leave from the office yesterday (!) morning, ‘working’, and so / it does, most of it anyway.  In truth this work road trip was one of few that Cin has ever taken, though of course through the regular variety – the (s) / (b) / (m) / (gl) and just plain / adventurous ®oad t®ip varieties - he has ‘burned so very’ replicant Roy’s maker Tyrell says it better to Rutger Hauer’s Roy, in Ridley Scott’s immo®(t)al film Blade Runner, ‘very brightly’, (s) / (b) / (m) / (gl) and just plain / adventurous is all / we gots.

Ten hours in a vehicle is about six / too many, at the best of times, and these are most surely not the best / of times, but they had their share / of laughs in that little car, innit Siri.  ‘Where were you’ Cin aksed the robo voice in the car as they were directed on their way, ‘last / year?’, giving his fellow-passengers somefink / to think about, if nothing / else, somefink / to think about is all / he gots. 

‘Can you imagine’ Cin aksed these same fellow-travellers this morning better - and cintroducing the new ‘Can You Imagine’ / the Category within the pixel and the pages of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and d®ama as  we do - of the actress who does / did Siri’s voice, before during and cintemplating the many many directions that the actress or AI ©hatbot must surely have had / to record for the device, ‘recording all of these directions’, and here he stretched for a finale, ‘for a year / and a half?’, contemplating is all / we gots. 

‘Recalculating’ Siri says it better before during and after getting all kinds / of dis©ombobulated and doesn’t know the what the where, and most importantly / the why of where / (s)he – ‘from wtf’ the slogan of the beauty products TV show last night has it better, ‘to / ‘omg’ – or anyone else / is going, all kinds / of dis©ombobulated is all /we got.

 

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