Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

2016-06-02         You’re fuckin / nuts.’           ‘Retep’ your man the video store clerk said it better earlier this evening as Cin was trying to return his month-late rentals without causing / a cincident, ‘left a note on your account’.   Cin said nothing,   like Magnum, P.I. from the TV show of the same name from back in the 20th, his ‘little voice’ told him exactly how and when and where – ‘the four ‘w’s’ your man the President of ® ugby © lub explained the process better, innit J Duff, ‘and / the ‘how’’ - the rest of this cinversation was going / to go, ‘ I wonder ’ , (y)our man the actor Morgan Freeman as Detective Somerset in David Fincher ’ s immor(t)al movie Seven akses it better of Brad Pitt ’ s Detective Mills, before during and after Mills gets into the grill of the local beat cop as we do because management ‘ what was / the point of the conversation you were about to get int...

2024-09-04           Napoleonic ©ode                      Bla©k-mailed by the New Zealand All Blacks Rugby Club – who could not bring themselves to beat the host South African Springboks before during and after the 1995 ®ugby World Cup Final, brought to you as   we do by the force-feeding of the YouTube Algo®ithm (hooker please, oh wait, what ?, -id) and videed for an inordinate amount of time be©ause tied at full time and apparently we had ten minute overtimes back in the 20 th – we watch instead as there are no tries scored in the match, only the two fly-halfs giving each other woodies and wetties by kicking only penalty kicks and drop goals morning noon and night because   ‘ b     o     r     I     n     g’, (y)our man Cin and his d®oogs would be after shouti...

  2016-05-30         ‘All my secrets / away.’     ‘Aks’ Cin told © oach better last Saturday after, before, during, and after © oach put him on the pitch as the 2 nd team hooker - but not before, during and after aksing Cin if that decision was ‘okay’ – ‘my chiropractor’, it was a rhetorical question and answer both, Cin was going in as hooker either way, aksing my chiropractor is all / we gots.   ‘Once more’ Cin says it better before, during and after each ® ugby Club season opene ® , to wh(m)ever happens to be sitting to Cin next on / whatever bench they happen to be seated upon – ‘Eric rang me’, The Who’s Pete Townsend said it better in that Time-Life ® ockumentary that Cin videed earlier this year, recalling yet another phone call from your man Eric Clapton is god, innit god, back in the 1970s, ‘from whatever grave he was in / that morning’ -   ‘into the breach’, aping Shakespeare, and your man Henry IV’s ‘ban...

  2024-05-20           Moonlight Sonata                         ‘(T)here’s’, (y)our man ©in said it better before during and after videeing / the same – the(ir) new neighbo®hood tom©at making / his ®ounds - and assigning the tom©at a nom-de-gue®®e befitting the long-haired musi© ©on©e®t that the three denizens of the Noslou© home in Luksvegas had just attended be©ause trying and failing to ©lass up / the joint as we do, ‘Sergei / ®a©h-meow-ninoff’, pa®doning / the pun is all / we gots.             ©ou®se there’s no end / of ©ats up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here in Luksvegas – ‘we have the two dogs’, (y)our (wo)man the(ir) new neighbor (wo)mansplained the same and apropos the two ©anines accompanying her at the time, two Saint Bernard...

  2016-05-19                                     Ironweed   gets a f ® ee pass because ‘there are very few things’ -   What Would Jack Say as the film version protagonist / anti-hero of the immor(t)al William Kennedy Buffalo noir novel of the same name , innit ACG – ‘that hu(wo)mankind has not said / or done’, or words to that / extent, it’s a nice noir line.  Ditto The Interpreter because Nicole Kidman GD.   Now comes Hitman , next in line for retention or not in the cindominium permanent DVD © ollection, a nice noir line is all / we gots.                         What it is in Hitman is that (y)our (hit)man the eponymous character (hooker please, -id.) the Hitman has been trained since birth to kill everyone with a...