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2016-05-30 ‘All my secrets / away.’

 2016-05-30         ‘All my secrets / away.’ 

 

‘Aks’ Cin told ©oach better last Saturday after, before, during, and after ©oach put him on the pitch as the 2nd team hooker - but not before, during and after aksing Cin if that decision was ‘okay’ – ‘my chiropractor’, it was a rhetorical question and answer both, Cin was going in as hooker either way, aksing my chiropractor is all / we gots.

 

‘Once more’ Cin says it better before, during and after each ®ugby Club season opene®, to wh(m)ever happens to be sitting to Cin next on / whatever bench they happen to be seated upon – ‘Eric rang me’, The Who’s Pete Townsend said it better in that Time-Life ®ockumentary that Cin videed earlier this year, recalling yet another phone call from your man Eric Clapton is god, innit god, back in the 1970s, ‘from whatever grave he was in / that morning’ -  ‘into the breach’, aping Shakespeare, and your man Henry IV’s ‘band of brothers’ Aquatain (oh please hooker, -id.) speech, ‘for he who spills his blood with me today’ the Bard hulk-smashed it better back in the 17th, ‘will be forever / my brother’.

 

   And so, for the umpteenth time, Cin sits down of (t)his Just Another Mani(a)© Monday evening to hulk-smash away at yet another iteration of / The Season, hulk-smashing away at yet another iteration of / The Season for the umpteenth time is all / we gots.

 

Course this time - as it is every cingle one of the umpteen times / so far - it’s / different, ‘this time’ the tag line of umpteen Hollywood movies have it better ‘it’s personal’.  So far has Cin (d)evolved into the state of equanimity and magnanimity  - alls that any of us can ever / aspire to is magnanimity, (y)our man the former heavyweight boxing champion of the world Jake Johnson (?) expressed it better, following this left jab of a truism with the uppercut and literal punchline as we do, course the heavyweight champion of the world can afford to be / magnanimous, and truer words were never / (m) / (st) and just plain / uttered  -  that is / ®egime Ze®o, that he feels no ®ancour or unholy ®age towards the forces that have transpired to send ®ugby ©lub down into the bush leagues of the governing bodies,  ‘I don’t’ Linda Blair’s Regan McNeil says it better when aksed the same in The Exorcist, of her own dearth of emotion while under the sway of ©aptain Howdy, innit ©aptain Howdy, ‘feel / anything’, How Does It not feeling Anything is all / we gots. 

 

Good times, though this state of near-euphoria and How Does It Feeling of bliss also known as ®egime Ze®o is what’s good for the goose that is Cin, it will not do much good for the gander that is / The Season.  It’s not that kind / of sport, ‘I know Imma have a good season’ your man and fellow-hound MacKracken RIP said it better to Cin many moons ago – five years give or take, Cin (barely) remembers it because he played (unsuccessfully) at being the 40 Year Old Vi®gin at a Halloween Party after MacKracken’s ®IP service, and ©in was i®ony of i®onies 40 years / young (oh please hooker -id.) at the time – ‘because / I’m angry’, having a good season because I’m hangry is all / we gots.

 

Still, it’s a good painful How Does It Feeling of a ‘Sunday Mo®ning’ Kris Kristoferson’s tune of the same name has it better, ‘Coming Down’, following a ®ugby ©lub season opener, no matter the division or the governing body that particular year (no, it’s not that particular year, it’s / this year, Mr. Disassociative -id., ‘you may have a form’ the head shrink said it worse many moons and eons ago to ©in after the whole famn damily went to the head sh®ink after his Da tumbled off the roof and into a coma for ten days, ‘of disassociative / disorder’, a diagnosis that proved prescient when it sank in only / later - get it, a diagnosis of disassociative disorder that sank in only later, get it ?  what did the doctor say to the newly diagnosed Alzheime® patient? ‘Go home and / forget about it’, going home and forgetting about it is all / we gots - a form of disasso©iative disorder is all / we gots) when a person wakes up and can’t walk properly or raise his / her arm at more than a 60 degree angle after a ®ugby ©lub season opener, following this left jab of a truism with the uppercut and literal punchline as we do is all / we gots.

 

Course the Sunday Mo®ning Coming Down that followed the ®ugby ©lub season opener, one and two days ago respectively, was also the scene of your man their Da’s 80th birthday and birthday party.  After his tumultuous fall off the roof and into a ten-day ©oma many moons and eons ago, your man their Da is going pretty good at that age,  ‘(wo)man does not grow old because (s)he ceases to play’ your man their Da’s Da and their grandfather’s Luskvegas kitchen wall slogan had it better, innit Itt, ‘(s)he grows old because (s)he ceases / to play’, growing old because ceasing to play is all / we gots.

 

Course when you’re after being a certain age, expecially on ®ugby Club, playing takes on a brand new / meaning, ‘I have one of everything’ Cin says it better when aksed about how he still manages to get around the pitch – flailing around one of each of his limbs as he does so, arms, legs, shoulders, is shoulders / a limb ? – that still / works, having one of everything that still works and flailing that one limb that still works around is all / we gots.  

 

‘I hope my age’ your man Hyman Roth, played by legendary acting teacher / ©oach Lee Strasberg, says it better in Coppola’s The Godfather Part II  before, during, and after his birthday party scene in Havana, as his birthday cake is delivered on the hotel balcony for him and his goombah friends , ‘is correct / I always remember / my age’.  Though their Da might not remember exactly his age – ‘what year’ is one of the questions that their Da akses of ©in fairly frequently as / of late, ‘is it ?’ – he remembers the important things remembering the important things (yes yes we know -id. it’s all / all / we gots) is all / we gots. 

 

Course their Da’s birthday party itself was not free / of d®ama, what with your man ©in e-viting people left, right and center, who were not on the original guest / e-vite list, because who knows when we all might see each other and / or their Da the next time?  With his secondary guest list e-mail bouncing around the Hell’s half acres that is the World Wide Web before, during and after their Da’s birthday party and the organizers of the party shooting him dirty dirty e-mails and texts and phone calls left, right, and centre, still Cin did not back down, and the actual number of people who finally showed up at the party was, like Goldilock’s porridge, not too hot and not too cold but just right, not too hot and not too cold but just right is all / we gots. 

 

 ‘Plus’ Cin wrote it better in his secondary e-vite cinvitation of the locale of the party, ‘apparently we used to own / the place’, referring he was to the local Golf Club rented out for / the occasion of their Da’s 80th birthday party (and who’s forgetting not to mention things umpteen times / now ?  -id.).  Line got a few LOLs, and happens apparently to be true, a bonus that five-lettered wordle as we do, (y)our man their grandfather RIP and their Da’s Da ran the golf club for some time ‘back’ an uncle said it better on Sunday after, ‘in the ‘40s’.  Course the whole famn damily has lost some of its luster and all of its’ commercial properties since that time – ‘Frank Sinatra played there’ someone said it better of the glorious times at the golf club, perhaps it was a euphemistic story, ‘and Tony / Bennett’ – ‘gonna give’ your men One Direction sing it better in their song of the same name, ‘all / my secrets away’.

 

Afterwards Cin went to Luskvegas for dinner with his M and P and for a post-mo®tem of the birthday party, which was cinsidered a success, though most of the chicken dinner ended up being given to the feral cats that call their M and P’s Lukvegas home / home, cinsidered a success, though most of the chicken dinner ended up being given to the feral cats is all / we gots. 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkFot_Krc7w    

 

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and all my secrets / away .

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