Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

9/22/14                     ‘I’m livin’ it’, Bart Simpson says it better in a Season 2 episode, ‘but I ain’t / lovin’ it’, sound familiar?   Like this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and (f) / (s) / (b) (v) log, some of whose earlier editions are surely painful / to read, ‘The Simpsons’ took quite some time to get watchable, but by the time it did, watch / out.   A work changes, Eleanor said it better, as time progresses, the reader is not the same, nor / the writer, the only cinstant, someone wrote it better / is change, cintax / is his.                  Behold / the (f) / (s) / (b) (v) logger, innit It.   He riseth up early in the morning, after a nice dream cinvolving Michael Douglas’ current saucy wife, 25 years / Douglas’ junior, whose name like many Things these days and nights will occur to...

9/21/14                     Dea® Dia®y                Dea® Dia®y.                   Welcome to an About Last Night / the Category edition of this Take This Thing Back To Baltimore me-moirs and Dea® Dia®y.   Although two of the better mania©-portraying actors of this generation are on the telee, namely Gary Oldman and Christian Slater, along with Kevin Bacon, it is Bacon who has been cast as the serial murderer, and that will be the death knell haha of the chances of the movie’s horroreview, that’s just wasted / casting right there, innit Immortal / Beloved.   Cinstead   Van Morrison will be after providing this edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and Dea® Dia®y’s soundtra©k, this About Last Night edition ...

             9/20/14        SFW                           ‘It’s’ U2 and the rest of the boyos sing it better, ‘a beautiful day’, and Cin and his Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and SFW have taken their act on   / the road, deep into the Gatineau Hills, ‘Rugby Club’ our housemate aksed it better, in equal parts terror and horror and anticipation, when advised of our upcoming trip to Trinidad and Tobago, ‘is going on / an air trip?’, SFW that film that we videed in Europe somewhere titled itself better, innit Jenke, So / Fu©kin / What, ‘send an e-mail’ Megan Fox’s titular character says it better in Jennifer’s Body , ‘to ‘no one gives a shit.org’.                Ironically enough – ‘ironic...

                9/19/14    Hulk-smash                ‘Bring a pitcher every seven minutes’ Rodney Dangerfield’s character says it better in Back to School , ‘until someone passes out.   Then bring one every / ten minutes.’   Cin used to drink, and order, like that, but now he’s not ‘assupposed to / any more.   ‘I don’t get physical’ Dangerfield says it better, when confronted by the football team, intent on beating his son half-way into / next week, ‘I get / upset.   And when I get upset’, he delivers the punch-line as only he can, pointing to his bodyguard, played by one of the The Godfather actors, Clemenza maybe or Big C, innit Big C,   ‘he gets / physical’.                  ‘You shouldn’t have taken on’ Dangerfield’s son says it ...