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Last Night / the Category edition of this Take This Thing Back To Baltimore
me-moirs and Dea® Dia®y. Although two of
the better mania©-portraying actors of this generation are on the telee, namely
Gary Oldman and Christian Slater, along with Kevin Bacon, it is Bacon who has
been cast as the serial murderer, and that will be the death knell haha of the
chances of the movie’s horroreview, that’s just wasted / casting right there,
innit Immortal / Beloved. Cinstead Van Morrison will be after providing this
edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and Dea® Dia®y’s
soundtra©k, this About Last Night edition of this Take This Thing
Back to Baltimore me-moirs and Dea® Dia®y is being brought to you of course
by the letter ‘V’, ‘smells like,’ Robert Duvall’s Major says it better and cinfamously
in Coppola’s Apocalypse Now, ‘victory.’
Victory? Do you mean a moral / victory, a pyrrhic /
victory ? ‘Are you kidding,’ Pacino’s
Scarface in the movie of the same name akses his droogie Manny better, ‘are you
high, or what?’ ‘Have you’ Jack Lemmon’s
nuclear-plant supervisor character’s colleague akses him better in The China
Syndrome, after Lemmon’s character shows up yelling, and about to brandish
/ a gun, ‘been drinking?’ No dear reader
he is not kidding, Cin knows from victory – and from defeat – and he is
claiming / a victory, claiming victory is all / we gots.
When he was a young
‘un, Cin used to be after joining his neighbors in their back-yard, ‘digging a
hole’ they called it, ‘to China’. Cin
recounted that story last week to colleagues at work, without realizing / remembering
until this morning – and this evening – the reasons / why. It was ‘the China Cindrome ‘ (hooker please
it’s ‘Syndrome’ –id.), people, the postulation that if a hole in the neighbor’s
lawn, or a nuclear plant’s rods or coolants or core or whatnot, went South, the
hole would literally go South, all the way through the Earth, and end up / in
China.
Whether that’s
geographically or tectonically correct in any way shape or form (no, –id.), it
certainly explains why we called it as young ‘uns ‘digging a hole / to China’,
digging a hole to China is all / we gots.
And almost certainly we would have got it from the movie, where it’s
explained by a tour guide at the nuclear – ‘nucleer, son ’ Homer Simpson says
it better to Bart of Homer’s own similar-sounding gig, ‘it’s pronounced /
nucleer’ – plant in the movie, to a wide-eyed Jane Fonda and her lecherous
camera-man, played by Michael Douglas, who only has eyes / for Barberella, and
who / can blame him - ‘point’ Homer yet again explains the birds to bees better
to Bart, ‘and shoot’ - using a bar-graph and a little window that goes up and
down to indicate full core / meltdown.
The China Syndrome
is no Mike Nichols’ Silkwood, people, matter of fact it put Cin to sleep
when he videed it first this morning, when he was watching the telee ‘cause he
couldn’t sleep, but after watching the great Jack Lemmon lust with his eyes
after Barberella, in the movie even as he knows that he cannot have her, and
goes all hang-dog – Lemmon’s acting style and choice of roles if not Lemmon
himself lives on as the hang-dog Gil from ‘The Simpsons’ of course – at the
end, brandishing a gun and then getting gunned down by SWAT Team Eight, Cin
faded before this eleven o’clock number , fading before the 11 o’clock number
is all / we gots., and had to watch the whole thing again, this after. Turns out that nu©lear power is a little
dodgy, innit Three Mile Island, and Chernobyl, and those poor Japaneses, first
with the Enola Gay, and the second more recently, ‘I can blame the C®eature’
for some of my woes up to now’ a fellow-sufferer said it better, in one of the
better lines so far, of Cin’s (b) / (m) / (s) adventures and nuclear /
meltdowns under ®egime ze®o, and referencing the demon d®ink, ’but from here on
in, if it happens again, it’s my / fault.’
WTF is he on /
about. Oh yeah, victory. What it is is that Cin, after hulk-smashing
away at yesterday’s edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimoreme-moirs
and Dea® Dia®y, drove around all after, heading up to Shawville to videe the
foliage and visit the grocery store up on out on up on out up there for the
last time / this summer. ‘So far’, the
Irish writer said it better of the book he was ‘assupposed to review, about a
single mother and her precocious child, ‘so bad’, but like the Irish writer
upon reading the book, it wasn’t as bad a drive as you might / imagine. As is his wont as of late, Cin used his new
BFF, the Bluetooth Samsung hands-free earpiece for his phone, and dialed
everone in his ‘contacts’ list on the 30-minute drive to Shawville and
back.
Mostly it was all about the voicemail, but then your man AH
answered Cin’s call, and after they jawed about the coming week-end’s 25th
high school re-union, AH told Cin that AH would be after interviewing last
year’s Man Booker prize winner that very evening, in O-town. ‘Maybe’ Cin replied noncommittally, ‘I’ll see
you / there’ as he entered the dead zone of cell signals and cut the
cinversation / short (-er –id.) – in the Spring Cin had to cut the cinversation
with AH short after he was going on and on before AH like Jane Fonda as the
journalista in The China Syndrome told Cin ‘I’m on air / in 5 minutes’ –
but he had no cintention of heading into town for the second time that day, he
tries to cut his Another Saturday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody’s losses as
short / as possible because saddition and self-preservation
But then Cin goggled
the prize winner, Eleanor Cattonn - ‘she didn’t know if her family members knew
she had won’ the prize, the English newspaper said it better, ‘as none of them
has / a television.’ - and back into town / he went. Your man AH interviews mad celebrities and
what not – ‘ the other day I was talking to Dan Auerbach’ he couldn’t help
name-dropping during the interview with Cattonn last night, ‘of the Black Keys’
- and does Cin a solid at these events
by introducing Cin as a writer, a notion which Cin does nothing / to dispel any
more after hulk-smashing away at 880 pages of this Take This Thing Back to
Baltimore me-moirs and Dea® Dia®y.
Eleanor read some from her prize-winning
novel, and then AH aksed her some questions, and then the audience did / the
same, Cin mostly just / stared, firstly at the prize-winner - “I never thought’
Cin texted it better this after, only half / kidding, ‘that I’d fall for
someone called / Eleanor’ – and second at your man AH, in the other seat on
stage. How things turn out up on out on
up on out on up on this Dog and Pony Show is anyone’s guess, sure and your man
Cin has no idea – ‘do you?’ Leonard
Cohen aksed it better on the radio this after to his own interviewer after
being aksed / a similar question, on the occasion of his album release and 80th
birthday, being celebrated apparently all / year – do you?
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/10/15/uk-books-booker-winner-idUKBRE99E12G20131015
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