Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

2015-01-02         honour’d more in the breach than th’obervance    edited / saved / published                 ‘Came out’ the cop said it better after pulling Cin over for a busted headlight and running his license, ‘clean’ handing the license back to Cin.   ‘I’ Cin would have said it better, if he had not had a Rugby Club team-mate in the car at the time, ‘doubt / that’.   Cinstead he said nothing, his driving record is unblemished but surely something popped out on the police SCMODS machine – ‘State / County / Municipal’, John Belushi’s Jake Blues spells out the acronym better in John Landis’ The Blues Brothers to brother Elwood, played by Dan Ackroyd, ‘Offender / Data / System’ after the same thing happened to the Blues brothers as happened / to Cin – but still Cin crossed himself afterwards, innit Electrified JC, happy to have avoided an Out Come The Cuff...

  2014-12-29         Cindiscretions                    'Are you guys any good', Krusty the Clown from   the cartoon series The Simpsons akses the local group of Springfield trumpublicans better, innit Jenke, 'at covering up youthful, and middle-age / indiscretions?'.   Nothing within the pixels and pages of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and cindiscretions   - low on the ‘mea’ scale of   mea-culpa for a confession of a million words / and counting, and even lower on / the ‘culpa’ side, ‘guilt’ that five-lettered wordle a fellow-sufferer wrote it better ‘is feeling guilty about something that someone else / did ' - can possibly be cinstrued as an admission / of mea-culpa, or if it can, please cover / it up, cindiscretions is all / we gots.               Course Krusty...

  2014-12-26         me-moirs and (b) / (f) / (s) / (c) log                    'And I would love / a joint' Joaquim Phoenix playing, well Joaquim Phoenix in I'm Still Here says it better as he and his crew / entourage drive around Washington, D.C. looking to get an invitation to Barrack Obama's inauguration or whatnot, 'but we're in Washington / and every day is not / Christmas', and he's right, thank Christ, innit Electrified JC, cinaugurations is all / we gots.                 'If it didn't exist' Cin has been recycling his line du mois / all mois, 'we would have / to (c)invent it', speaking of course of your birthday, innit Electrified JC (that's enough -id.), Happy Birthday anyway, Bonne Fete.   Cin videed your eyes on your wall mural version at the church on Christmas Eve two night...

    Oct 15, 2022 the side of / your plate . What it is in Mr. Popper’s Penguins (hooker please, -id.) - muted that five-lettered wordle of (t)his Saturday after before during and after it becomes another Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody, for the obvious, and not-so-obvious / reasons - is that (y)our man-child the actor Jim Carrey, trying / and failing to tackle a serious role, instead of horsing around with various animals morning noon and night because Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, ends up instead in this one inheriting six penguins and installing them in his New York City Baby penthouse apartment as he tries / and fails to Reunite(d) and it How Does It Feels so Good his fractured pre-penguins family because why mess with what / works, Mr. Popper’s Penguins (that’s enough, -id.) muted is all / we gots. ‘Mummy, mummy’ (y)our (wo)man the Mummy’s (wo)man-child delivers today’s set-up line to the Mummy of (t)his Shocktober 15 edition of the on-line alarmclock.net on-line...

                  2014-12-23         ‘til the mess / gets here .                               ‘Well this is / a mess, ain’t it Sherriff ?’ 'If it ain't, it will do 'til the mess / gets here'.   No Country For Old Men.                 It was the night before before the night before Christmas / and all through the house               Not a creature was stirring not even / a mouse.               Your men Itchy the cat would see to that,               If the carnage fits in with their 11 PM to 3 AM...