Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

  1/3/2024     One mo®e for / the dit©h   (hooky please, -id.), in the name of being woke that four-lettered word and as a New Year’s ®evolution, from here on / in the failsafe used to keep (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and hooky please honest – namely his id – will be referred to as hooky before during and after the same’s frequent intrusions into the same be©ause keeping ©in’s ego / honest, hooker please was all / we gots.   Course it’s a little late to be after making New Yea®’s ®evolutions be©ause it’s 2024 already – ‘write’ is (y)our man ©in’s perennial New Year’s ®evolution ve®b, and ‘more’ its’ eve®g®een adve®b – but replacing hooke® with hooky that five-lettered wo®dle will have / to do, that along with playing / the piano again be©ause the®apeuti©, as well as the eve®g®een balan©ing / (y)our book$ and no®malizing / (y)our ®elationships both, w®iting / mo®e is all / we gots.   ...

  12/29/2023           hooky please       That five-lettered wo®dle, but it’s all / but certain that there won’t be any more emergency e-mails – ‘it’s as though 911’, (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and hooky said it better and apropos what kind of e-mail he’s apt to receive in his ©inbox (hooker please, -id.) on any given day at work that four-lettered wo®d, ‘had an e-mail / address’ – and so of (t)his rainy TGIFF®iday after and the last for this annus ho®®iblus 2023 it’s at the same that he’ll be after hulk-smashing, innit G,   as though 911 had an e-mail address is all / we gots.   Course ho-ho-holidays run / long these days and this year, innit Bad Santa , what with Electrified J©’s birthday falling on an I Don’t Like Monday(s) this year – ‘Imma shoot’ (y)our man Bob Geldof and the rest of the Boomtown ®ats sing it better in their dirge of t...

 12/9/2023 Limited ‘Oh’, (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrato® of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and Limited said it better to (y)our (wo)man the(ir) Ma Noslou© and housemate – it’s a va®iation on the line that (y)our (wo)man, one of the(ir) neighbors used to drop before during and after you came upon the neighbor / unannounced, and she would go ‘oh, you / scared / me’, and though unannounced might mean having spent the entire after in her ©ompany, the(ir) neighbor a little / skittish – and as part of the(ir) Noslou© pas-de-deux on up on up on up on up in here in Luksvegas, and though the sound of the shuffling of (y)our (wo)man the(ir) Ma Noslou©’s slippers give her away from half-the-house coming as we do,  ‘you startled / me’, sta®tled is all / we gots. Course from time / to time, and like (y)our man ©aptain Ki®k from aboard the U.S.S. Ente®p®ise from the original T.V. show Sta® T®ek from back in the 20th, and Ki®k played of course by the actor William Sh...