Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

  2016-07-14          chill      Not unaccustomed / to © haos, and plenty / of it, and its’ ilk   - ‘horror’ Brando’s Colonel Kurts enumerates it better in Coppola’s Apocalypse Now , ‘horror / and terror’ – still Cin is impressed at the sight and the site of tens of thousands of O-Town Bluesfest fans (the supe ® fans are still out / there, cheering every strike / of lightning and crash / of thunder,   hurriedly leaving the Bluesfest venue, the cindominium’s backyard, as a thunder shower wreaks / havo © , wreaking havo © , guess what, is all / we gots.   Cin had your man Tosh the laptop record / the same, and will upload the © lip ‘when’, like de Niro’s Neal MacAuley in Michael Mann’s immor(t)al film Heat , when aksed by his sidekick in bank robbery, played by Val Kilmer, when McAuley will be after getting ‘some furniture’, and, later in the film, ‘an old / lady’, to accessorize his L.A. beachfront condo,...

  Sep 14, 2025        Shade      Taking advantage as we do of the shade that five-lettered wordle provided by the(ir) newly-installed patio table with umbrella combo up in here - procured at a massive discount, ‘it was fifty percent off when I first saw it’, (y)our man the(ir) neigbour and guardian angel SM who has carte / blanche to improve literally the lot of (y)our (wo)men his neighbors the Nousloc family up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here in Luksvegas on the  Quebec side mansplained the same better because good neighborly, ‘and I offered to take it for another fifty percent / off, and the guy goes , ‘no way’, and then I says if it hasn’t sold by next week I’ll take it for another fifty percent off, and so I come back the next week and it’s still there, and he sells it to me for another fifty percent off / that’ -   (y)our man Cin the humble...

2016-07-12  pron     ‘I think I forgot’ the L.A. p ® edator says it better as Cin’s exit line to Neon Dreams just now, ‘to turn / the stove off’, your man the L.A. p ® edator / photog ® apher losing interest in his date, having just been told by the same, our p ® tagonista, a naif come to L.A. to model because hot / as hell, that she turned sixteen, ‘last / month.’     Rather than hope that the film would turn itself around despite such b ® utalist dialogue and subject matter, your humble / humbled / humiliated narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and b ® utalist dialogue and subject matter cinvoked plan G of the movie reviewer’s © ode, namely Plan GTFO, and TFO / he gots, GTFO is all / we gots.   Good times, your man the director of Neon Dreams ,   Nicolas somefink somefink Roeg, is of course an enfant te ® rible of cinema, and admirably makes no concessions in his movies to mitigating the b ® utalist dialogue an...

  2016-07-10          hand / of god      It’s not every day that you get to videe the hand / of god, innit god (hooker please, -id.) but isn’t that what we just videed during the overtime bit of this Eu ® o Cup ® oundball final match, between host nation F ® ance and your man Po ® tugal, when a handball was called against the French defender, when in fact it was your man the Portugese Man-of-Wa ® striker whose hand the ball / brushed just outside the 22 (oh please hooker that’s / ® ugger -id., it’s called the penalty area .   Course the first and most cinfamous act of hand of god was when your man the Argentinian Diego Maradona was not called for the same infraction – matter of fact Cin thinks that Maradona might have hand-balled it into / the net ? –but though this most recent example did not result in an immediate goal, Portugal did in fact just win this game, in the first bit of overtime, and that without your ...