Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

2014-12-08           This Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and (f) / (s) / © / (b) log.                  'Horror' the lead story on the news in the movie that Cin videed this after had it better, 'in Echo Park'.  What it was is that the erstwhile news photographer played by Jake Gylenthal (Gyllenthal ?.) in the movie filmed some massacre or accident or drive-by-shooting or home invasion (that's enough -id.) in the Echo Park section of Los Angeles, and then sold it to the cougar(ific) news director at the local television station, played by Rene Russo.                 Narrative jumped the shark half-way through and fell completely apart at the end, by which time Gylenthal's socio- and pyschopathic camera guy was not only setting up the murders and the take-down by th...

2014-12-05           (s)mother                                                            'You were on your way to Buckingham Palace', writer Colm Toibin says it better before during and during an interview with Eleanor Wachtel on the ©B© / Mother ©o®p ®adio, speaking of what he was told by his M and P growing up in Ireland, and as a way to stave off Toibin's childhood airs / and graces, 'and you just happened to be dropped off / here.'  And 'you can't spell 'smothering'', Toibin says it better of the same, 'without 'mothering'.  That can't be / an accident.'               ...

2014-12-04                           The Conformist                                                'I feel so good' the Italian lady shouts it better in the ballroom in Bernardo Bertolluci's ( little help ? –id. ) The Conformist , 'that I know in a minute I'm 'a feel / bad', and then for good measure shouts out to the assembled – a®seholed on g®appa - masses, 'ciao!'.  Story is about an Italian guy, played by a French actor, who screws anything on two legs, and pretends to be an upstanding citizen, like your man your humble / humbled / humiliated narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore m-moirs and the ©informist, a®seholed / on g®appa is all / we gots.      ...

                'Enjoy the evening,' the saucy greeter at what must have passed for a burlesque show in London, innit Sir Percival, 'Mrs. Jeckyl', in the film named after her husband and his partner / in crime, his and her worse half both, the better half of the comic duo better known as Jeckyl / and Hyde.                 Course ©in was 'assuposed to videe that film and horroreview it for you little monsters, seeing as the story it tells might as well be / his,  but he pressed the wrong button on Samsung the DVD player's remote and up horroresurected instead The Mummy , both of these classics on the same DVD, a function of space / and time, the original CD / compact disc apparently designed to hold the length in its entirety of lovely lovely Ludwig Van's 9th / symphony.          ...