Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

            2021-10-10 Everything’s coming up / (C)in day . Or so (y)our man the humble(d)  narrator Cin might have been forgiven / for thinking, earlier of this (C)inday (hooker please -id., it’s Sunday, all / day, and thank god for it, innit god) after, when - before during and after having to head back to the country home and Miss ‘ Rona Mist that four-lettered word pandemic house, innit Mr. King,  where he had forgotten  to pack or at least hang around / his neck as is his wont his favorite and only Miss Mist ‘ Rona mask that four-lettered word - (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and everything’s coming up / Cinday  was able to to re-program (t)his garage-door opener used at the cindominum in town, namely by using a golf tee to press certain of the eight (8) switches on the same to the ‘off’ position, and certain others to the ‘on’ position, all of this reconfigu...

 2014-12-19 eating / glass '(S)he who hesitates' the slogan has it better, 'is lost', but sometimes (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of the same would rather eat / glass than hulk-smash away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore  me-moirs and eating / glass  of a TGIFFriday evening., iinit G.  Cinstead we videes the vehicular traffic zooming around outside the cindominium now and wonders where the f*^%  do you think / you're going ? thanks for reading this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and eating / glass..

2014-12-17     Bang Bang Club                'Everything' Cin said it better to your man Itchy the Cat just now, ' is a rom / com', this before during and after watching All Is Bright but before watching 'Bang Bang Club' , the former starring a couple of Americans playing Quebecois guys selling Christmas trees in Brooklyn, the latter starring Ryan Phillipe playing a South African war photographer.                 Any film daring to bad-mouth Nelson Mandela 'may not be long' - the coroner in Michael Apted's TAKE ON Martin Cruz Smith’s Gorky Park says it better to William Hurt's Chief Inspector Renko when Renko starts digging / too deep - 'for this world', and so despite the death-by-machete videed in this film both by Ryan's photographer and by this reviewer, his attention may begin to wander, it is after all the Christmas season, inn...

2014-12-15       The Tenant                 'Drinks for everyone' a drunken character in The Tenant says it better as he storms into the local bar, carrying on - and cinexplicably speaking - more like a boorish North American than any Frenchman and then, pointing to a disconsolate companion of your man the protagonist and the film’s director Roman Polanski, 'everyone' comes the punch-line that hits Cin square in the solar plexus, for the boor might as well be speaking to and of / him, such is the quality of life lived under ®egime ze®o, 'everyone except / for him', ®egime ze®o drinks for veryone except / for him is all / we gots.                                          How dare you Dea® Dia®y, how dar...

  2021-03-13 Erin Go / Bragh Like a moth drawn to / the fire, where else would (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and Erin Go / Bragh be after finding himself of this Saturday mo(u)rning (hooker please -id.) before during and after it becomes another Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody but at the place where it all began, (gh)O(st)-Town’s Bank Street and WTF is the name of this cross-street, he’s only been here 100 000 times, and at the tail end of what in most non-COVID the mist that four-lettered word years is the (gh)O(st)-Town St. Patrick’s Day parade because Erin Go / Bragh, innit Mr. King, the corner of Bank Street and Grove Avenue is all / we gots. Course it’s a god-awful date for a National holiday at the best / of times, innit god, Cinadian (hooker please -id.) mid-March weather russian roulette in years past for the (gh)O(st)-Town St. Patrick’s Day parade has included cold that four-lettered word so, well, cold ...

  2020-01-11                     Barbarella And we’ll throw in A Doll’s House / for free, Barbarella and A Doll’s House both of course part of the Jane Fonda series on the criterioncollection.com (free! flog, (y)our man Cin has lost the taste - for now - of the likes of that Netflix.com early morning movie today about warring gangs in L.A., The Tax Collector it was, and violent too even for an early morning I Guess It Was a Good(Tues)day, “I guess it was a good day’ (y)our man Ice Cube raps it better in his .mp3 of the same name, ‘I didn’t have to use / my AK’), from the ‘Now Playing’ menu and part of Day 11 of this year’s J-term film festival of a course, you’re never too old / to get more learnt good , A Doll’s House / for free is all / we gots. What it is in A Doll’s House - based on an Ibsen play of the same name, (y)our man CIn the humble(d) narrator of this Take This Thing Back...

  2021-01-08                     Duskvegas ‘Ice’ (y)our man The Simpsons’ cartoon version of  Arnold Schwartzeneger (little help ? -id.) says it better - on that spoof action-hero movie episode in the series, before during and after massacring everyone in the room, followed by the ice sculpture in which the faux-Terminator had hidden himself to gain access - ‘to see you’, and it’s ice / to see you time up in here in Duskvegas   2021-01-09                     Duskvegas None- cincluding the author and Dear readers of the same - will ever give a good god damn as to why yesterday’s edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and none was as truncated as it was, innit god, the truth of the matter being that as elaborate as the counter-measures taken by (y)our man C...

            2021/01/05                      A Quiet / Family   And of course when you call your movie / that ,   the family in question will be anything / but, (y)our (wo)men the member of the titular ©lan burying every guest who comes to their Air-BnB morning noon and night.  ‘It’s Ladies Night tonight at Bob’s ©ountry Bunke®’’, the proprietor of the same  says it better over the stage mike in John Landis’ The Blues Brothers , and it’s I Guess It was a Good (Tues)day Night New Ko®ean K-Pop )hooker please –id.) ©inema night up in here in the ©indominium, ‘I guess it was a good day’ (y)our man Ice Cube raps it better in his rap of the same name, ‘I didn’t have to use my AK’, New Korean K-Pop ©inema night up in here in the cindominium is all / we gots. ‘You know how we have ‘911’ over here ?’ (y)our man Flash aksed it better...