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2021-01-08                    Duskvegas

‘Ice’ (y)our man The Simpsons’ cartoon version of  Arnold Schwartzeneger (little help ? -id.) says it better - on that spoof action-hero movie episode in the series, before during and after massacring everyone in the room, followed by the ice sculpture in which the faux-Terminator had hidden himself to gain access - ‘to see you’, and it’s ice / to see you time up in here in Duskvegas

 

2021-01-09                    Duskvegas

None- cincluding the author and Dear readers of the same - will ever give a good god damn as to why yesterday’s edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and none was as truncated as it was, innit god, the truth of the matter being that as elaborate as the counter-measures taken by (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of the same, and drawn from lessons learnt about elaborate counter-measures taken over the years be©ause ®egime ze®o, none that four-lettered word could prevent (y)our men the Pandemicats S©ound®el and M®. Handsome (hooker please -id.) from inserting themselves into the writing / process, none is all we gots.

Course certain advantages present themselves when you’re after hulk-smashing away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and none of a Cinday after (hooker please -id.) cinstead, namely the absence of (y)our men the scamdemicats S©ound®el – be©ause skinny - and M®. Handsome from your bed, (y)our men the cats whose comings and goings remain mostly / a mystery to their roommate ©in, even ten years into their living arrangements and relations, ‘this is the last day’ (y)our (wo)man Sinead O’Connor sings it better in her song of the same name, ‘of our relation’.

And as though summoned by / a genie or the meaning of the sounds coming from the logitech wireless keyboard, who to (y)our wondering eyes should appear, but Mr. Handsome himself, ‘take’, the madam of the ©athouse in this J-Term Day 9 movie Walk On the Wild Side hisses it better at the new / hire, ‘your claws / off me’, ©athouse is all / we gots.


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