Everything’s coming up / (C)in day .

         2021-10-10 Everything’s coming up / (C)in day .

Or so (y)our man the humble(d)  narrator Cin might have been forgiven / for thinking, earlier of this (C)inday (hooker please -id., it’s Sunday, all / day, and thank god for it, innit god) after, when - before during and after having to head back to the country home and Miss ‘ Rona Mist that four-lettered word pandemic house, innit Mr. King,  where he had forgotten  to pack or at least hang around / his neck as is his wont his favorite and only Miss Mist ‘ Rona mask that four-lettered word - (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and everything’s coming up / Cinday  was able to to re-program (t)his garage-door opener used at the cindominum in town, namely by using a golf tee to press certain of the eight (8) switches on the same to the ‘off’ position, and certain others to the ‘on’ position, all of this reconfiguring required because some brainiac hacked the last condominium garage door opener code or whatnot and was stealing crap from the parking levels and must have been opening the door morning noon and night because brainiacs, and now everyone’s gots to reconfigure the door opener code because security violation at the cindominium, forgiven / for thinking is all / we gots.  

Course such are the joys / and pitfalls of travelling in the era of the COVID mist that four-lettered word, innit Mr. King, and before during and after going back to get (t)his one-and-only mask that four-lettered word from the pandemic country home on the Quebec side - only noticing / its’ absence ten minutes into this after’s trip from the pandemic country home into the cindominium in O-Town, all / aboard (y)our (wo)man Cin’s faithful stead and only constant companion the car Don’t Let The Subaru Fool You - didn’t (y)our man Cin then manage  not only to reprogram the garage door opener for the cindominium by changing around the eight (8) switches with a golf tee because available, and variously in the ‘on’ and ‘off’ positions, but then also to open the parking level garage door with the same, for the first time in several months because the Miss ‘Rona Mist that four-lettered word making everyone distracted and distraught, and Himself unable to video the little tiny switches and whatnot because old / as dirt, and crossing himself  as he did so because the whole ordeal saved him from parking at the train station in O-Town for two weeks because straycation , ‘in the name of the father’ (y)our (wo)man one of the awful members of the Gucci family says it better in the trailers for that upcoming Ridley Scott rockumentary of the same name, ‘the son’, and here of course comes / the blasphemous punchline as (y)our (wo)man the Gucci heiress makes a mockery of making the sign / of the cross, but replacing the last of the holy trinity the Holy Spirit in the scene in the trailer, with ‘and the house / of Gucci’, the blasphemous punchline is all / we gots.

‘You gots / to be reckless’ up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up / on out on (t)his God and Pony Show before during and after the course of (y)our cameo up on out on up on out on up on out on / the same, innit god (that’s enough, -id.) - ‘god is a dog’ (y)our man their cubicombs’ colleague and neighbor’s blashemous cubicombs’ art has it better , ‘and (s)he’s / dyxlkexic ‘  - ‘and fearless’, these lines (y)our man Cin managed to mangle from the words of the unreliable narrator Nick Carrady (?) in F. Scott Fitzegerlad’s The Great Gatsby, innit Jenke, ‘but I had too, become careless / as well’, or words to that extent, this paraphrasing cinfamously was one of the few times that (y)our man Cin shared at the twelve-step meetings with his fellow-sufferers, ‘crawling up / the twelve steps’ one of (y)our (wo)men the fellow-sufferers described them / better, ‘making / amends’, dyxlkexic is all / we gots.

Go(o)d times, innit go(o)d, rather than drive the eight (8) hours’ each way back and forth to and and from O-Town to the Beaches this Thanksgiving, as he did earlier this summer driving back / and forth solo that four-lettered word driven by (y)our (wo)man (y)our man Cin’s faithful stead and mid-life crisis’ mid-life’s crisis’ mid-life crisis Don’t Let the Subaru Fool You - ‘it’s alright’ (y)our man Cin says it better apropos / that drive to the Beaches from O-Town to who(m)ever / will listen, ‘the last four hours from Quebec City you can  go a buck / forty the whole way’, getting the Led out in sixth gear in either words for (y)our (wo)man Don’t Let the Subaru Fool You for the four hours from Quebec CIty to the Beaches the highlight / of his life that four-lettered word (hooker please, -id.) - this time around (y)our man Cin is after taking the cinfamous Atlantic route on Via Rail Canada from Montreal to Halifax  of this Thanksging long week-end in Shocktober, and getting off of course in Mont-Joli, P.Q. and not for the first / or last time,  going a buck / forty the whole way is all / we gots. 

Course it’s leggings-by-Lululemon door-to-door up in here on the VIA rail these days morning noon and night - ‘don’t masturbate too / often’ (y)our man the prison warden said it better to (y)our man Steve McQueen, playing the thief Papillon in the great original movie of the same name, videed last night (!) in a location much warmer / and far away than this Via Rail Wi-Fi car, before during and after (y)our man Papillon’s first of many /  escape attempts in that movie because the butterfly and subsequent relocation in that scene to this warden’s prison island / of silence, ‘it weakens / the strength’ - and randos galore up on out on up on out on up on out on the trains and buses both in these halcyon Mist ‘Rona Mist that four-lettered word days, whipping up / a batch by rail because leggings-by-Lululemon is all / we gots.

Some of the hardier summer residents of The Beaches stay in the(ir) houses all the way from the(ir) early summer and April and May arrivals right into Shocktober and Cinadian (hooker please, -id.) Thanksgiving, making / a point of having some kind of Turkey dinner or whatnot of this Hallmark holiday (that’s enough, -id.) long week-end - though this year’s Thanksgiving dinner in The Beaches like last year’s has beenm cancelled because cancel culture and that COVID Mist ‘ Rona mist that four-lettered word - and some Beaches residents, cincluding in this year of our Lord 2021 (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of this Take THis Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and everything’s coming up / Cinday, innit Lord (hooker please, -id.) , before during and after the(ir) annual summer straycations at The Beaches, only / to return in Shocktober and in time for Thanksgiving because book-ends to the short summer season in the Beaches, a May-to-October  romance is all / we gots.

Course this Via Rail route the Ocean doesn’t exactly break any  land / records for speed, how a six-hour drive by car in (y)our (wo)man Don’t Let the Subaru Fool You, from Mont / Royal to Mont / Joli, innit Floyd  -  a car going a buck / forty or 140 kms / hr. the last four hours from Quebec City at that - is scheduled to (only !) take eight hours on this train, which comes to a complete stop on the rails on its’ milkrun of a  route, and more /. than once, and is as a matter of fact is going backwards right now on the tracks and assumedly as part of the same even as (y)our man Cin is after hulk-smashing away about the same in the pixels and pages of this Take THis THing Back to Baltimore and everything’s coming / up Cin day. - is a bit of / a mystery, ‘I’m pretty sure’ (y)our man the commanding officer of the SWAT / Special Weapons and Tactics Team says it better in Jonathan Demme RIP’s film version of THomas Harris’ The SIlence of https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/silence_of_the_lambsthe Lambs, ‘and pointing with his pistol to his fellow SWAT team members to GTFO the elevator in that scene because (y)our manimal the cannibal Doctor Lecter left a corpse up there and to make it look like it was Doctor Lector on top of the elevator, ‘he’s on the fourth floor’,. and (y)our man Cin is pretty sure that this VIA RAil train the Ocean is going full-throttle backwards right now going backwards right now up in here is all / we gots.

    Thanks for reading this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and everything’s coming up Cinday.