Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

  2025-04-19           Easter(n) Promises   Course it’s not every / day that a taxpayer is in any kind / of mood that four-lettered word to be after hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and Easter(n) Promises because why / bother , but still we endure, any kind / of mood is all / we gots.   It’s the economy, (y)our man the politician in the United States said it better before during and after one of the(ir) cinfamous Presidential elections, stupid, and it’s the visuals up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here what keeps (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and Easter(n) Promises hulk-smashing away at the same, and not fall fast / asleep as he almost certain (w) / © / and probably (sh) ould otherwise because Easter-tired as we do, stupid, visuals is all / we gots.   Course Easter(n) Promises come in all shap...

2016-06-29 /  You firing / icehole       ‘Good life’ the slogan / old saw / ‘wo ® ds of wisdom’ – What Would Jack Say to bartender Lloyd in Kubrick’s take on your The Shining , innit Mr. King - ‘wo ® ds . of wisdom‘ has it better, ‘bad / a ® t’, good life bad a ® t is all / we gots.   Or at least © in better hope so, from the looks of it anyway he’ll never know / the alte ® native, never knowing the alte ® native is all / we gots.   Behold / the (s) / (f) / (b) / (c) and just plain / logger, innit Itt.   He riseth up early-ish in the mou ® ning – today even the two cellphones wrapped with twist ties around the TV and DVD remote controls (usually there’s just / the one, he takes the whole kid and caboodle with him to bed and presses the ‘sleep’ button enough times so that it reaches 60 minutes before lights out in a vain effort to trick himself / into sleep, though as of late it’s your audio books that he’s been after audeeing, inni...

  2016.6.27     I live in the zone / now     Behold / the (f) / (s) / (b) / (c) and just plain / logger innit Itt.   He riseth early-ish in the mourning – 7 bells by the two cellphones and the laptop alarm, ‘two telcos’ the paraplegic bank robber in Michael Mann’s immor(t)al crime epic of a film Heat says it better to de Niro’s Neal McAuey before during and after describing the alarm system at the bank, their latest / score, ‘and / a cellular ‘ – two telcos and a cellular is all / we gots.   Mighty are / his preparations ‘not in’ went the extent of the subject line and text of the e-mailing in / sad message he sent, ‘today’.   People he took a three-day / week-end, though on each of these days he worked four, two and six hours respectively, ‘that’s’ Marge Simpson says it better to husband Homer after he too has briefly taken up being a workaholic cinstead of, well, the other one, ‘my favorite / ‘-aholic’, my favorite / -aholic is all...

2016-06-05                        Cassius     RIP Cassius Clay Mohammed Ali, his second fight against Sonny Lister – the 14-round knockout by Ali aka ‘The Rumble In the Jungle’ and / or ‘The Thrilla in Manilla’, it goes on / like this -   in Ali’s words ‘like / dying’, like / dying is all / we gots.     If only the ®ugby ©lub matches could have such florid / titles, but then again this kind of thing is ‘assupposed to be part of ©in’s job as he hulk-smashes away at the ®ugby ©lub Match ®eports after / the fact.   But like Ali v. Liston III after the latest match is like / dying, barely able to lift his right arm, .   ‘Imma aks’ Cin said it better from the pitch when aksed the same or similar by superfans on the side of the field, this after their scrum had been driven backward for the umpteenth time, surely impacting and / or...

2024-11-08           He®etic                   Mixing bidess / with pleasu®e of (t)his TGIFFriday after, it’s (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and He®etic and (t)his laptop from work that four-lettered word code-named Tosh joining up to bring home / the bacon that five-lettered wo®dle, innit G – ‘ I owe, I owe’ the top of the bar bathroom sticker copy®ight-infringes it better, with (y)our (wo)men those cinfamous Snow White and the Seven Dwarves from Disney Inc. toiling / away as we do making up / the bottom, ‘ it’s off to work / I go’ - ©opy®ight ©infringement  /   is all / we gots.   Course it’s easier if not easy that four-lettered word to be after hulk-smashing away (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and He®etic when you’re after being on / the ®oad and all / that, (y)our ...