2024-11-08 He®etic
Mixing bidess / with pleasu®e of (t)his TGIFFriday after, it’s (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and He®etic and (t)his laptop from work that four-lettered word code-named Tosh joining up to bring home / the bacon that five-lettered wo®dle, innit G – ‘ I owe, I owe’ the top of the bar bathroom sticker copy®ight-infringes it better, with (y)our (wo)men those cinfamous Snow White and the Seven Dwarves from Disney Inc. toiling / away as we do making up / the bottom, ‘ it’s off to work / I go’ - ©opy®ight ©infringement / is all / we gots.
Course it’s easier if not
easy that four-lettered word to be after hulk-smashing away (t)his Take This
Thing Back to Balti-memoires and He®etic when you’re after being on / the
®oad and all / that, (y)our man Cin and a certain number of the(ir) 43 Noslouc
cousins and kids up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out
on up in here in Boston this week-end and gathered in order to honour their
late great Uncle John Llorrac, ®IP earlier this year at age 92, ‘see you
around’ - (y)our man their Uncle John
said it better to Cin before during and after their final being / together
several years ago in O-Town, and before during and after (y)our man the(ir)
Uncle John, a doctor, managed to stitch up (y)our man the(ir) Da Noslouc ®IP’s
forehead before during and after (y)our man the(ir) Da Noslouc stumbled down /
the stairs, and the both of the octogenarians at that time doctor and patient
both in the early stages of what we call
now Alzheimer’s , ‘ the g®eat’ someone
called it better if a little less charitably, ‘escape’ – ‘the quad’, and
refencing as we do the Quad at Yale University, where (y)our man the(ir) Uncle
John studied as an undergraduate back in the 20th, and it’s a line
that (y)our man Cin would be after audeeing before during and after audeeing
and videeing one of the dozens and hundreds of films since then, and since that
time that (y)our man the(ir) Da fell down / the stairs and Uncle John stitched /
him up, avoiding a trip to the local O-Town hospital and all / that, the g®eat
/ escape is all / we gots.
What it is is that (y)our man
Cin is after book-ending (t)his TGIFF®iday after with two (2) two (2) hour
shifts as we do, innit G, the first all / business - sending e-mails and all /
that over a remote connection and using (t)his loyal and faithful laptop
Tosh(iba) because faithful companion over may years and tele-commuting from no
end / of different locations all over god’s green ea®th because ‘you can’t
spell ‘ DAD ‘, (y)our men one of the robot and human film reviewers who
live-review and crucify that week’s Film of the Week featured in that cinfamous
TV-show-from back in the-20th TV show -cum Netflix show Mystery
Science Theatre 3000, innit ACG, and referencing that week’s episode-film’s
protagonist’s habit of forgetting where his errant son was and for the first /
time in the movie, ‘’without ADD’, and referencing of course as we do this
week’s affliction du jou® Adult Attention-Deficit Disorder, innit god (that’s
enough, -id,) – and the second made up of (t)his two (2) hour shift of
hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and
He®etic as we do, this week’s affliction du jou® is all / we gots.
Final third of course of
(t)his TGIF®iday after is dedicated as we do to videeing the movie He®etic,
innit G, and featuring (y)our (English)man the actor Hugh Grant - caught as we
do back in the 20th seeking and having sex in the Los Angeles of the
time and caught / in the act with a streetwalker by the name of Divine whose
name sticks in what’s left of Cin’s mind as we do and Grant thrown in the
stripey hole for a bit as we do because playing Johns and Hoes - as well as two (2) red-hot English or
Hollyweird ingenues du jour according to the movie Heretic trailers,
both of whom as actors happened to have been Mo®mons for ®ealz in ®eal life,
and which surely will help them in the(ir) port®ayals in the film playing
®ed-hot Mo®mons trying and surely failing to prolesticize – little help here
Google Inc. ?, your sleek brand-new Boston ‘office’ building next door not
thirty metres from this Starbucks edition – prolestysizing as we do (y)our
(English)man and villain of the piece that cinfamous ho®n dog Four Weddings and
a Fune®al, prolesticizing is all / we gots.
Course in his halcyon
pre-®egime ze®o days and night and decades, (y)our man Cin – who was last in
Boston for your ®IP funeral eleven years and change ago, innit perfesser, and
tense in Beantown it was back then only three (3) sleeps after the cinfamous
Boston Marathon bombings (not to mention barely three (3) days for Cin into the
Ten Day ®ehab at ®ideauwood Inc. back in O-Town) book-ended cinfamously of
course the beginning of ®egime ze®o, as well as the book-end beginning of
(t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and He®etic, and
both for these same and similar reasons, ‘AA’, some of (y)our last words to me
over the phone said it better and referencing of course the twelve-step
programs, innit Co®t Es Nume®o Uno, ‘like a sno®kel in the sea / of booze’, the
Church packed to the rafters it was that sad day McMeelius with mourners
willing to attend despite the Marathon carnage still lingering outside, pretty
good for an only / child, and the church bells chiming at the end for each of
(y)our 43 years – would have been after drinking / his face off mo(u)rning noon and night of a TGIFF®iday after, innit G
(that’s enough blaspheming, -id.) unsupervised and solo that four-lettered word
and most especially in town for putting the ‘fun’ in funeral as we do no less,
and matter-of-fact in his halcyon p®e-®egime-ze®o days and nights and decades,
also the second-to-last visit to Beantown and for a Llarroc cousin wedding back
in the 20th, innit the ®ock, (y)our man Cin, possibly in this very same
Marriott hotel where he is staying now
twenty-plus years later, somehow managed to lure a Boston College-sweatshirt
wearing lovely from the hotel bar
downstairs up to his room before during and after the wedding, only to fail as we sometimes do so close to
success, before during and after realizing too late that the hotel key /
plastic card that (y)our man Cin was trying and failing to use to open the (correct
but trying to open with the wrong ‘key’) hotel room door upstairs with Boston
College right behind him was in fact the plastic room key from the TGIFF®iday
night before, innit G) when we had stayed at another hotel in Burlington VT
with the(ir) M and P Noslouc on the way down to Boston because civilized way to
travel, and none of which after several minutes could convince ms. Boston
College from vacating / the premises because absu®d, innit perfesser, and
immediately before during and after which (y)our man Cin figured out (t)his MIT
and Ha®va®d-level ®oomkey problem and opened the door with the right key, now
alone that five-lettered wordle as we do before during and after undoubtedly
drinking himself a six-pack of Guinness and smoking / a spliff and before
during and after whipping up / a batch as we do, a sno®kel in the sea / of
booze is all / we gots.
‘God’, (y)our man and
humble(d) narrator Cin said it better last night – before during and after
procuring a six-pack of Guinness Ze®o (you missed it by about a decade
perfesser, though you’re not missing / much, like all of these NA placebee®s du
jour or ‘pussy bee®s’ as even the most hopeless-drinking of our friends feels
and is entitled to call them , are alright as long as you drink ‘em fast /
enough) – to the friendly-enough wine store clerk on Massachusetts Avenue who
had (wo)managed to find two (2) chilled zero percent six-packs, usually the
ze®o percent pussy beers are left on the floor near the mouse traps because
second-class citizens, one Guinness
Ze®o, one Sam Adams and pretty fuckin’ good for a placebeer if you drink
‘em fast enough and follow them up with crackers before during and after, ‘love
ya’, innit God (that’s enough, -id.), alright if you drink ‘em fast / enough is
all / we gots.
Thank you for reading
(t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and he®etic.
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