24-09-2014
'If I wanted to be analyzed',
Gene Hackman's character says it better in I never sang for my Father,
'I'd pay / for it.' Cin's a big fan of
serendipity – horro®egime Ze®o if nothing else allows for its adherents to play
it more by ear than they would have been able to four beers into a 6 beer /
night - and this movie will get horroreviewed for its very topicality, 'when
are they coming back' the cinsellor who Cin pays to analyse him aksed it better
this after, of Cin's M and P, 'imminently' Cin replied, it seemed as good an
answer as any, it got a laugh out of the cinsellor anyway, getting a laugh out
the cinsellor is all / we gots.
Course this movie like Cin's
life up on out up on out on this Dog and Pony Show has more than its share of
bad melodramatics and histrionics, it is after all a movie, and like this Take
This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and (f) / (s) / (b) (Plan (c) log,
needs the cinevitable 11 o'clock number, where father and son say all kind of
things to each other that everone's 'a horroregret, soon after. Movie goes Hollywood in the end - hopefully
like this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and (s) / (f) / (b)
/ Plan (c) log, innit Cash - when Gene's character 'Gene' (why didn't Cin /
think of that, the lawsuits could be aggregated ) leaves his dear old Da back
East to fend / for himself, after their Da refuses all offers / of help, sounds
/ familiar, 'would that be' the old boy akses it better after he's been offered
live-in help, 'proper?'.
'Hud''s next, movie starts
classic, with Paul Newman as the title character accusing his nephew of coming
out a local businessman's house of a morning when the businessman returns home
from work to find a car in his driveway, when in fact of course it's Hud who's
been after tom-catting around the neighborhoud, and just got out the bed with
the businessman's wife, 'I wish' Homer Simpson says it better if
cingronguously, this after wife Marge dreams of the nice clothes that comes
with the territory, 'that I was / a businessman's wife.'
Newman as cattleman / he-whore
Hud gets away with it, 'you couldn't' Newman says it better to his nephew after
his nephew offers to be Hud's regular sidekick, following their get-away in the
first scene, 'handle / the pace'. What
it is is that the cattle on Hud's grand-pappy's ranch gets mad cow disease or
wtf and all hell / breaks loose, by the end Hud will have to grow up and come
to terms with his Da or grand-pappy, it's a pretty good movie for a black / and
white, 'having a car of my own to tear around in' the nephew says it better of
what he's 'a looking forward to, 'and girls.'
'Foot in mouth disease' is the
prognosis, mad-cow disease came after, course 'foot in mouth' disease affects
the humans up on out on out on this Dog and Pony show as well as the heffers,
'we stand around staring' the author of a book on etiquette wrote it better of
most / of us up on out on up on out on up up here, and our non-reactions / to
most anything, 'and grazing, like livestock'.
Cin had a couple of foot in mouth ('hoof and mouth ? -id.) episodes this
after, 'I told her over the phone' he said it truthfully to his cinsellor about
the cinversation he had with a boss prior to starting work, and specifically
why he had to start two weeks later / than planned, 'that I was in / ®ehab'.
Cin's not sure that a
fellow-sufferer is 'assupossed to say in cincumstances like that - it's not
like he has to think of lines like this one often, one stint of rehab / Ten Day
was more than enough for him, whole thing lasted what seemed like / forever, 'I
am never' de Niro's Neal McCauley says it better to Pacino's Vincent Hanna in
Michael Mann's Heat, of the chances of McCauley returning to Fulsom B
Wing, 'going / back' - but Cin's learned that telling little white lies can
lead to telling whoppers, and whoppers / is for Burger King. 'I like you' Pacino's Scarface's
narco-gangster partner Alex tells Scarface in the de Palma movie of the same
name, and for the same reason, 'there is no lying / in you.'
Course Cin gets into all kind /
of trouble and Out Come the Cuffs when he tells / the truth, and so he has to
take all kind of elaborate counter-measures and use pseudonyms and cinonymns
(had to) and stunt-doubles to get his message / across up on out on up in this
here Take This Back to Baltimore me-moirs and (f) / (s) / (b) / Plan (c)
log, in order not to ruffle too many feathers, and in so doing takes certain
liberties with what passes as / the truth up on out on up on out up here on
this here Dog and Pony Show, 'I always tell the truth', Scarface says it
better, 'even when / I lie.'
Course he was of half a what's
left of his mind to drop the 'f' bomb this WTFednesday evening rather than
quote endlessly from Heat and Scarface, dropping the 'f' bomb
this WTFednesday evening rather than quoting endlessly from Heat and Scarface
is all / we gots. What it is is that Big
Mac ®IP'ed last night, or at least its laptop screen did, and it amounts to the
same thing, Cin's one-time BFF now / a lightweight door-stop like so many of its
kind before it, and Cin was of half of what's left of his mind to give a good flogging
up on out on up on this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and
f®ee ! (f)log, to bad-mouth Big Mac's creator, and the other Einsteins at the
Genius Bar, one of whose number, a cross-eyed motherfucker (that's enough - id.)
- and none of whom, you can take his word for it, is anywhere near / what that
preposterous name of their table at the back of the store suggests - sent Cin away not once, but twice, after
Cin showed up at the store with his 15-month old laptop looking for a repair,
telling Cin that he didn't have / an 'appointment'.
Turns out that Big Macs is not
repaired but replaced, and Genius Bar before, during and after his
'appointment' would have told Cin the same thing that the other three sets of
computer types told Cin after he left the Genius Bar / in a huff - namely that
the policy is just that - to buy a new computer. And so he did, this one a 15-inch $400.00
Toshiba, 'Tosh' he called it when prompted by Windows 8.1 right out / the box,
Windows would not accept 'Peter Tosh' with / the space, 'if you don't look
after yourself', Newman's Hud says it better to his nephew, 'the only help
you'll get / is when they lower / the box.'
It's a bad expense - Cin will
swear up and down 'til they lower / the box that the laptops that he repaired
(had repaired, more often -id.) during his decade running the Cubicles'
networks had warranties of longer than one year, it was five years, he knows
for sure - and that dude waving his wireless device around this morning, and
then this after (same iMoron (that's enough -id.), twice, it defies / the odds,
in a store full / of flunkies) set the lowest standard for customer service /
ever, but as unpleasant and unprofessional and unethical as the whole business
is, it still doesn't meet the criteria for a good (meaning
bad' -id.) old-fashioned
Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and flogging, Cin knew from
his decade running the networks that the fruity company is all sizzle and no
steak - there was a long line out / the door the store for people waiting like
cattle to pick up the latest iFlake (that's enough -id.) product or phone of
iwtf, and this at 3 in the after - and his year-long BFFriendship with Big Mac
is done / like dinner, Mac we hardly / knew ye, ® / I / P.
Thanks for reading this Take
This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and f®ee! (f) log.
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