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24-09-2014

 

                'If I wanted to be analyzed', Gene Hackman's character says it better in I never sang for my Father, 'I'd pay / for it.'  Cin's a big fan of serendipity – horro®egime Ze®o if nothing else allows for its adherents to play it more by ear than they would have been able to four beers into a 6 beer / night - and this movie will get horroreviewed for its very topicality, 'when are they coming back' the cinsellor who Cin pays to analyse him aksed it better this after, of Cin's M and P, 'imminently' Cin replied, it seemed as good an answer as any, it got a laugh out of the cinsellor anyway, getting a laugh out the cinsellor is all / we gots.

 

                Course this movie like Cin's life up on out up on out on this Dog and Pony Show has more than its share of bad melodramatics and histrionics, it is after all a movie, and like this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and (f) / (s) / (b) (Plan (c) log, needs the cinevitable 11 o'clock number, where father and son say all kind of things to each other that everone's 'a horroregret, soon after.  Movie goes Hollywood in the end - hopefully like this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and (s) / (f) / (b) / Plan (c) log, innit Cash - when Gene's character 'Gene' (why didn't Cin / think of that, the lawsuits could be aggregated ) leaves his dear old Da back East to fend / for himself, after their Da refuses all offers / of help, sounds / familiar, 'would that be' the old boy akses it better after he's been offered live-in help, 'proper?'.

 

                'Hud''s next, movie starts classic, with Paul Newman as the title character accusing his nephew of coming out a local businessman's house of a morning when the businessman returns home from work to find a car in his driveway, when in fact of course it's Hud who's been after tom-catting around the neighborhoud, and just got out the bed with the businessman's wife, 'I wish' Homer Simpson says it better if cingronguously, this after wife Marge dreams of the nice clothes that comes with the territory, 'that I was / a businessman's wife.'  

 

                Newman as cattleman / he-whore Hud gets away with it, 'you couldn't' Newman says it better to his nephew after his nephew offers to be Hud's regular sidekick, following their get-away in the first scene, 'handle / the pace'.  What it is is that the cattle on Hud's grand-pappy's ranch gets mad cow disease or wtf and all hell / breaks loose, by the end Hud will have to grow up and come to terms with his Da or grand-pappy, it's a pretty good movie for a black / and white, 'having a car of my own to tear around in' the nephew says it better of what he's 'a looking forward to, 'and girls.'

 

                'Foot in mouth disease' is the prognosis, mad-cow disease came after, course 'foot in mouth' disease affects the humans up on out on out on this Dog and Pony show as well as the heffers, 'we stand around staring' the author of a book on etiquette wrote it better of most / of us up on out on up on out on up up here, and our non-reactions / to most anything, 'and grazing, like livestock'.  Cin had a couple of foot in mouth ('hoof and mouth ? -id.) episodes this after, 'I told her over the phone' he said it truthfully to his cinsellor about the cinversation he had with a boss prior to starting work, and specifically why he had to start two weeks later / than planned, 'that I was in / ®ehab'. 

 

                Cin's not sure that a fellow-sufferer is 'assupossed to say in cincumstances like that - it's not like he has to think of lines like this one often, one stint of rehab / Ten Day was more than enough for him, whole thing lasted what seemed like / forever, 'I am never' de Niro's Neal McCauley says it better to Pacino's Vincent Hanna in Michael Mann's Heat, of the chances of McCauley returning to Fulsom B Wing, 'going / back' - but Cin's learned that telling little white lies can lead to telling whoppers, and whoppers / is for Burger King.  'I like you' Pacino's Scarface's narco-gangster partner Alex tells Scarface in the de Palma movie of the same name, and for the same reason, 'there is no lying / in you.'

 

                Course Cin gets into all kind / of trouble and Out Come the Cuffs when he tells / the truth, and so he has to take all kind of elaborate counter-measures and use pseudonyms and cinonymns (had to) and stunt-doubles to get his message / across up on out on up in this here Take This Back to Baltimore me-moirs and (f) / (s) / (b) / Plan (c) log, in order not to ruffle too many feathers, and in so doing takes certain liberties with what passes as / the truth up on out on up on out up here on this here Dog and Pony Show, 'I always tell the truth', Scarface says it better, 'even when / I lie.'

 

                Course he was of half a what's left of his mind to drop the 'f' bomb this WTFednesday evening rather than quote endlessly from Heat and Scarface, dropping the 'f' bomb this WTFednesday evening rather than quoting endlessly from Heat and Scarface is all / we gots.  What it is is that Big Mac ®IP'ed last night, or at least its laptop screen did, and it amounts to the same thing, Cin's one-time BFF now / a lightweight door-stop like so many of its kind before it, and Cin was of half of what's left of his mind to give a good flogging up on out on up on this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and f®ee ! (f)log, to bad-mouth Big Mac's creator, and the other Einsteins at the Genius Bar, one of whose number, a cross-eyed motherfucker (that's enough - id.) - and none of whom, you can take his word for it, is anywhere near / what that preposterous name of their table at the back of the store suggests  - sent Cin away not once, but twice, after Cin showed up at the store with his 15-month old laptop looking for a repair, telling Cin that he didn't have / an 'appointment'.

 

                Turns out that Big Macs is not repaired but replaced, and Genius Bar before, during and after his 'appointment' would have told Cin the same thing that the other three sets of computer types told Cin after he left the Genius Bar / in a huff - namely that the policy is just that - to buy a new computer.  And so he did, this one a 15-inch $400.00 Toshiba, 'Tosh' he called it when prompted by Windows 8.1 right out / the box, Windows would not accept 'Peter Tosh' with / the space, 'if you don't look after yourself', Newman's Hud says it better to his nephew, 'the only help you'll get / is when they lower / the box.'

 

                It's a bad expense - Cin will swear up and down 'til they lower / the box that the laptops that he repaired (had repaired, more often -id.) during his decade running the Cubicles' networks had warranties of longer than one year, it was five years, he knows for sure - and that dude waving his wireless device around this morning, and then this after (same iMoron (that's enough -id.), twice, it defies / the odds, in a store full / of flunkies) set the lowest standard for customer service / ever, but as unpleasant and unprofessional and unethical as the whole business is, it still doesn't meet the criteria for a good (meaning

bad' -id.) old-fashioned Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and flogging, Cin knew from his decade running the networks that the fruity company is all sizzle and no steak - there was a long line out / the door the store for people waiting like cattle to pick up the latest iFlake (that's enough -id.) product or phone of iwtf, and this at 3 in the after - and his year-long BFFriendship with Big Mac is done / like dinner, Mac we hardly / knew ye, ® / I / P.

 

                 

                Thanks for reading this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and f®ee! (f) log.

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