06 - October - 2014 Flog
'Well
it's not' Cin said it better, if more thoughtlessly yesterday evening,
referring to the just-cooked food, after being complimented, not unjustifiably,
for the meal that he was about / to provide to guests in Luskvegas, 'going to
cook / itself', it was a slight barb at his Ma, who had wisely absented herself
from the kitchen as the pork roast got, well, roasted in preparation for their
dinner guests, leaving Cin to do the - minimal - preparation.
Also
'get it / yourself' is his new line when it comes to serving guests / booze,
it's a more b®utalist line, though he did last night fill a carafe with white
wine for the assembled eaters, and has not used aforementioned line ever, nor /
will he, though it amounts to the same thing when empty glasses stay / empty.
'Some
call it hell,' Slingblade says it better, 'I call it / Hades.' Of all of the thousands of movies that Cin
has videed during the course of his ©ameo up on out on up on out on up on out
on this Dog and Pony Show, this so-called / life, few have had the cingular
effect on him as has Billy Bob Thornton's movie of the same name. If Cin had his druthers he would (has / does
-id.) prowl around you’re your man Slingblade, dropping euphemisms and
aphorisms and one-liners morning noon and night as he goes about / his business,
cingle- and simple- mindedly, dropping euphemisms and aphorisms and one-liners morning
noon and night as he goes about / his business, cingle- and simple- mindedly is
all / we gots.
It was 'Slingbade' playing
yesterday after in Luskvegas, to which Cin had repaired as is his wont as of
late of a Sunday morning, attending church beforehand with his Da. Church is a going concern, 40 parishioners or
so, and the manse rented out next door to the church, as is its wont at this
time of year, decked out with the Count from Sesame Street lawn ornament, and
Ernie and Bert and the rest of the Sesame Street gang, in preparation for
either the second coming, or Halloween, or both. Cin cast a glance at the mural J©, as is his
wont as of late, when he came into the church, and this week saw a fair bit of
compassion up on out on up on up out there, that, and the usual 'wtf' on your
face, innit Electrified J©.
'So
it's blaspheming' Liam Neeson's priest / teacher character says it better in
The Simpsons' episode to Bart following a string / of Bart's obscenities,
'you'd be after', and like Slingblade says, Cin ought not to say / think /
write such things, but in truth Cin enjoys Sunday afters with his M and P up on
out on out on up in Luskvegas. It's
duty, and although arguably he could out on up on out out there more often,
i.e. now, duty is all / we gots.
Course
it's just another Just Another Manic Monday episode of this Take This Thing
Back to Baltimore flog that Cin'd be after hulk-smashing this chilly
October evening, and he just blasphemed something fierce after losing the last
half hour of 'work' up on out on up on out on up un here by some nefarious
method known only to Microsoft Notepad Inc., and St. Anthony, the patron saint
of lost / causes.
He'll
try to reconstruct from what's left of his mind, what ©in was going on and on and
about before Windows 8 ruined / his night.
He started with a segue from the cold reference to the fact that the
elevator sign had it better that the climate control systems in the buildings
will be after switching from 'cold' to 'hot' the 'week of October 6th', though
the vents are blowing out air that is anything / but warm as he hulk-smashes
away now.
Then he
used another cold segue to go on and on and on about the movie he finished
videeing just now, with Joachim Phoenix and Claire Danes, 'Love Is All We Need'
the Beatles titled their song similarly and certainly sang it better than the
movie, 'it's a meaningless expression' Homer says it better to daughter Lisa of
the latest catchphrase, 'like 'lama-lama-ding-dong' or 'Give Peace / A
Chance'. Phoenix and Danes play exes and
currents in the world of professional figure skating and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- wake up Dead Man -id. - and then suitably enough - spoiler alert ! - perish in the frigid cold at the end.
River
Phoenix is always good - 'morose as all get-out' ©in wrote it better not twenty
minutes / ago - and so is Claire Danes, known currently for playing a CIA
operative on the telee who also happens to be a manic-depressive. 'A garden variety manic depressive' Dr.
Lecter calls his former patient Banjamin Raspael better in Jonathan Demme’s
take on Thomas Harris’ The Silence of the Lambs, apropos one of his
former patients, currently a serial kille® making a dress out of womens’ skins
in the movie , 'tedious, very' - Dr. Lecter pronounces it 'vurry', like 'furry'
- 'tedious'. Still, Cin prefers manic
depressive as a term for those among us who fly too high to the sun and then
fall so very very far, the 'nannnoo-nannoos' and 'sha-shas' amongst us up on
out on up on out on up on out on up on this Dog and Pony Show.
'Bi-polar' just doesn't do Just
Another Manic Monday / the condition justice as an aka, the dizzying / highs,
the terrifying / lows. We're all
bi-polar - 'the goal of an actor is to make everyone in the audience, male and
female,' Laurence Olivier said it better,
'want to sleep / with you' - but fewer of us gets to be full-blown haha
manic / depressives. Cin comes from a
long line of same, but seems to have cinherited only the morose part of it, the
latter half of it, and not / the former.
He pretends that he's all kind of manic of a Just Another Manic Monday
edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore flog, but it's way too
tiring to try to pull it off for more than one day / a week, what with the cold
and steel grey Autumn up on out on up on out up here, 'it's pitch black' Cin
said it better as of late, 'by 9 PM', and it doesn't get any better until about
mid-May of next year.
Course
that's why God invented / airplanes, innit Electrified JC, to GTFO once in a
while. Cin's trip to Disneyland was
cancelled - office shenanigans, something to do with a membership fee, "I
wouldn't want to be part of any Club' Groucho Marx (?) said it better, 'that
would have me / as a member' - and so Cin now must make up and take up even
more elaborate counter-measures such as those he has been forced to adapt under
horroRegime Zero, so as not to fall into the slough / of despair up on out on
up on out on up on this Dog / and Pony Show.
Thanks
for reading this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moi®s and flog.
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