Dec 31, 2022 Right / wrecked

 

Dec 31, 2022       Right / wrecked 

 

‘Bitches’, (y)our man-child Eminem raps it better in the dirge that five-lettered wordle named after his nom / de plume of the same name Slim Shady, ‘and gentle(wo)men’ - or words to that / extent - ‘it’s showtime’.  Welcome dear reader(s) to today’s last edition of (t)his year’s version of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and bitches / and gentle(wo)men - ‘Cold Rice’, the 2022 version of the same is Saved As on the Google Docs  Inc. cloud that five-lettered wordle, ‘and rat meat’ - ‘Charlie didn’t need him any of that R / and R’ (y)our man Martin Sheen father of the cinfamous Charlie says it better in Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now from back in the 20th, and using the macho shorthand ‘ R and R‘ as we do for some of that ‘rest / and relaxation’, a luxury little-allowed by (y)our men the Viet Cong in that movie, ‘Charlie’s idea of R / and R’, (y)our man Captain Willard ends today’s herstory lesson (hooker please, -id.) better and apropos (y)our (wo)men the(ir) frenemies the Viet Cong, or words anyway to that / extent ’ was cold rice / and rat meat’, showtime is all / we gots.

 

   Course back in the halcyon pre-regime zero days and nights and decades - particularly of a Saturday after before during and after it becomes Another Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody, (t)his New Year’s Eve- we would be after getting right / wrecked, innit perfesser, ‘I’m’ you yelled it better at the New Hampshire Statie back in the 20th, and who dared / to question the ‘whys / and wherefores’ - as Malcolm Macdowell’s cinfamous portrayal of (y)our man the anti-hero Little Alex says it better in Kubrick’s film version of Anthony Burgess’ A Clockwork Orange from back in the 20th, and apropos all of the crap and corruption that a droog has to face up to before during and after getting his-self rehabilitated because social engineering in that movie -   of how it was exactly on that cinfamous New Year’s Eve back in the 1990s that you came to be wearing that promotional Burger King, well, paper crown that five-lettered wordle because Burger King, and before during and after we got / arrested the lot / of us and had to call (y)our men Your Da Wally and (y)our man the(ir) Da Nosluoc , all of them staying of course that night at the(ir) relatives’  the(ir) Uncle and Aunt the  Llorracs’ ski chalet down in the 802, not  to mention several of (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and right / wrecked’s cousins and one-time besties in the(ir) halcyon pre-regime zero days and nights / and decades, and all of them professionally as well as personally-affiliated both as we do, and us having to call them to come bail / us out because no one to drive us around that cinfamous New Year’s Eve to raise / Cain as we do, and then we all got carted off /to jail as we do because New Hampshire the Granite State and its’ Staties reactionary both, or at the time anyway back in the 2oth before during and after everyone and everything became / woke that four-lettered word, ‘the Burger / King’, raising / Cain as we do is all / we gots.

‘Maybe it’s time’, (y)our man (y)our Da said it better the next / morning after before during and after the(ir) cinfamous New Year’s Eve the night / before, January 1st of whatever that year it was back in the 20th,  it’s pretty much all / a blur that four-lettered word these days - between all of the cincussions and all of the devil’s dandruff and the devil’s lettuce both, that devil’s lettuce fancy and damn-near hermetically-sealed dime bag because environmental nightmare from over the Ontariariariariariariariario side and that was pretty much, and there’s nothing pretty / about it, (y)our man Cin’s one and only Christmas gift this year because Bah Humbug, ‘and we weren’t’, innit DD, ‘that bright / to begin with’ - and before during and after (y)our man Cin found himself holding  / the proverbial bag, with the rest of the vacationers returning that cinfamous Sunday mo(u)rning Coming Down to their lives (hooker please, -id.), and (y)our man Cin going on and on and on as we do about how everyone deserted / him because would you like some cheese with that / w(h)ine and all / that of (t) ‘to get some new / friends’, some of that cheese with that / w(h)ine is all / we gots.

            Course all of those halcyon pre-regime zero days and nights and decades and New Year’s Eve I’m the Burger / King 2 AM calls to our fathers and uncles both for bail that four-lettered word as we do - Cin and (y)our cohort’s first / and last three selfies  cinfamously mugshots because ‘I don’t want to be known only’ you said it better before during and after our cinfamous NY City Baby days, innit perfesser, ‘as part of the generation that created / the internet’  - back in the 20th and well into the early / aughts and the 2010s both is beery water under a wide wide beery bridge and all / that, and seeing as that ‘guilt’, that five-lettered wordle (y)our man the(ir) fellow-sufferer hulk-smashed it better, and apropos the futility of / the same, ‘is feeling bad about something that someone else / did’, it’s to the future that we look now, and into the gaping maw that is the Year 2023because ‘time’ (y)our men Mick and Keef and the rest of the Stones sing it better in the(ir) dirge of the same name, ‘waits for no / (wo)man’, or words that / effect, (not) feeling / bad about something that someone else / did is all / we gots.

If (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and right  / wrecked  has learnt / nothing else from the(ir) days and nights and damn near now / a decade of living under Regime Zero - and it’s quite / a possibility, seeing as that as much of the garden hose that four-lettered word of the kool-aid of sobriety as he’s swallowed over the course of the same, there’s a side of (quite possibly in some ways the saner / side) of him that knows still that if you’re not drinking / drugging yourself heavily, you’re not paying / attention, ‘the devil I renounce’ (y)our (holy)man the Evil Monk (hooker please, -id.) in the director Jean-Jacques Annaud’s (his first !) film version of Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose renounces his own version of regime zero better in that movie, and threatening in this scene of course (y)our man F. Murray’s Spanish Inquisitor Bernardo Gui in that movie before during and after (y)our man the Evil Monk is burnt at the stake in the film because heretic, ‘is you, Bernardo / Gui !’ - it’s that a fellow-sufferer never has to renounce anything else of a New Year’s Eve because New Year’s Resolution and all / that because regime zero, (t)his saner / side is all / we gots.

Course it’s ‘write / more’ that’s (y)our man Cin’s one / and only perennial New Year’s resolution because regime zero means never having to say / you’re sorry, like love that four-lettered word (hooker please, -id.), or so the rumour / goes, about how you hurt someone or so-and-so’s How Does It Feelings by cinsisting of a New Year’s Eve down in the 802 and back in the 20th not only firstly on getting all kinds / of licquored up at (y)our (wo)men the(ir) cousins the Llorracs’ beautiful ski chalet on that cinfamous New Year’s Eve, but then of course flying into an (un)holy rage when no one in the(ir) right mind would rather go to the nearby small town across the border in the Granite State of a New Year’s Eve, driven by (y)our (wo)men our partner-in-crime innit SM, on the one night / of the year where the Staties are sure to be out / in force, and then secondly and thirdly getting all more / kinds of licquored up and then trying / and failing to soak up / the booze that five-lettered wordle by going to Burger King, ‘go’ - (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take THis Thing Back to Baltime-moires and right / wrecked (m) / (st) and just plain / uttered it cinfamously better upon our return that New Year’s Eve night / New Year’s early early mo(u)rning (hooker please, -id.) before during and after having to call on the phone (y)our men (y)our fathers and uncle, not after all for bail that four-lettered word here, or at that time anyway. but rather to come pick us / up at the Staties’ Granite State headquarters because Live Free / or Die, and then drive / our car back to the cabin because shameful, and (y)our man Cin trying / and failing  to address much less even understand the How Does it Feelings now of a concerned / relative because wild wild creatures the lot of us at that time, innit perfesser,  - ‘screw’, hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moires and right / wrecked more is all / we gots. 

 

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