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2023-07-14 A pa®king / lot

 

 2023-07-14                  A pa®king / lot     

 

 

 What it is of (t)his TGIFF®iday evening Feayu®e P®esentation at B®ewsfest (hooker please, -id.) is that (y)our (wo)man Charlotte Foster – like certain other . things, things likes names no longer / sti©k – will be after entertaining us and providing mu©h / of the material as well for this edition  of this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and a pa®king / lot,  auhor(ess) of ‘ over 300’ (y)our (wo)man the energti© M© of this evening’s Featu®e P®esentation conce®t said it better as a hype(wo)man for Charlotte and before during and after thinking / profusely the events’ organizers, and well / they should, innit G, ‘million / st®eams’, three million  st®eams is all / we gots.

 

‘We got both kinds / of musi© up in here’, (y)our (wo)man the co-owner of Bob’s ©ount®y Bunker (hooker please, -id., oh wait, what ?)  tells the Blues Brothers better in the John Landis immo®tal film of the same name, ‘©ount®y / and / weste®n’, and from the sounds of thee wa®m-up music wafting through / the air  from the Wa® Museum that serves as gracious host to every year’s edition of Broodfest be©ause wa®-like people, this next concert featuring Charlotte something will be after involving a fai® bit / of both, ©ount®y and / weste®n is all / we gots.

 

Maybe it’ll be new / ©ount®y be©ause new / ©ount®y is all / we gots, there’s some daisy dukes getting sported up in here be©ause visuals,, and not always of the o®iginal wearer and namesake Daisy Duke of the Dukes of Hazzard cinfamy from back in the 20th, and a pictu®e post©a®d pe®fe©t sunset ©loud be©ause ©opaseti©, though better as always it would be as (y)our man(ager-for-life) Yoda would have it, something other than solo that four-lettered word, do or do not there is no try is all / we gots.

 

‘Always act’, (y)our man the actor Robert ®oamano (?) teen-age mansplains it better in Amy He©ke®ling’s immo®(t)al film Fast Times At Ridgmont High and apropos macking on / the ladies – and (t)his philosophy is t®uly the only possible way for (y)our man ©in the humb;le(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balime-moi®es and a pa®king / lot to mansplain his presence on the bal©ony of (t)his TGIFF®iday evening and audeeing hime some of that sweet sweet Boozefest evening (hooker please, -id.) music that five-lettered wo®dle, innit G, and truer wo®ds were never / spoken  – ‘as if wherever / you are, that’s the pla©e / to be’, the pla©e / to be is all / we gots.

 

 Peeps if that’s / new ©ount®y, give us / mo®e, tonight’s Featu®e P®esentation has got / pipes, mo®e is all / we gots.

 

            ©ou®se it’s not a 30,000-strong TGIFF®iday like for Shania, innit G, but these supe®fans are appreciative of the surroundings – though a 9 or 9:30 PM start is too late these days, it’s damn-near dark that four-lettered word up in here after 9 , even accounting for / the firewo®ks like from last Thi®stday night’s FEatu®e P®esnetation Mumfo®d and Sons, and they never get any / lesss or any / more thi®sty – and of Charlotte both be©ause besties, a ®oa® is all / we gots.

 

            You go on anyway as we do until that five-letteredc wo®dle the batte®y runs / out - ‘we’ll rest’, (y)our man Kobe Bryant ®IP said it better, ‘when / it’s done’ – ‘O-Town’, (y)our man ©in said it better earlier this after, before during and after disembarking from the bus an hour’s walk away / from hhere be©ause it was almost faster / walking. And apropos / the same, ‘is a parking lot’ these days to (y)our (wom)en the addi©ts, a pa®king lot is all / we gots.

 

            Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and pa®king lot

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