2023-08-25 theft of pe®sonal belongings

 

2023-08-25      theft of pe®sonal belongings 

 

®ando / galo®e, he / knows, it’s been after before during and after being ©ut / and paste from somewhere / elsewhere on (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltimemoi®es and theft of pe®sonal belongings’ laptop from work that four-lettered wo®d of this TGIFF®iday, innit G, though to be / fai® (y)our man ©in and (y)our (wo)man Tosh / the laptop have been after solving come major / c®ises as part of the(ir) laptop – ‘in a previous life’, (y)our man ©in goes on and on and on about / the same be©ause t®ue that four-lettered wo®d, ‘ we have the hardware, the laptops and desk tops and all / that. and then we have’, and then he goes on / and on / and on ‘the software, which is of course the apps, the AI / A®tifi©al telligence’ ( and he’s all / for it, (y)our man ©in for one welcomes our new compute® ove®lo®ds, ‘we’re about 80 % ©hatbots / already’, (y()our man ©in as we do mostly getting that percentage of hu(wo)manity / ®ight, or anyway ®ight / enough), and followed finally of course by the pun©hline, ‘and then we have / the wetwa®e’, and her of course the teller of the tale that four-lettered wo®d points at his-self or he®-self and makes a face before during and after going, ‘us’ – and wetwa®e pas-de-deux over the years at work and home that four-lettered wo®d (hooker please, -id.) both - A®tifi©al ©Intelligence is all / we gots.

 

Course of all of the times / and pla©es before during and after which (y)our man ©in has been after finding himself hulk-smashing away at the pixels / and page of (t)his Take This Thing Ba©k to Baltime-moi®es and theft of pe®sonal belongings – much to the audeeing of tra©ks like / this one the Stones’  immo®(t)al album ‘ Exile on Main Street’  (f®ee ! flog) – few can claim to be as over-all / fet©h that five-lettered wo®dle (that’s enough, -id.) as this one today, ‘this place’ (y)our (wo)man Jason’s soon-to-be-latest ®oadkill dental hygienist says it better in Halloween Ends to (y)our man the dentist be©ause Oral Fixation in that movie, ‘is / fet©h’, over-all / fet©h is all / we gots.

 

What  it is of (t)his August TGIFF®iday after is that (y)our man ©in is after spending the latter part of (t)his year’s st®ay©ation 2023 up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here at The Bea©hes  be©ause over-all / fet©h, innit G, ‘you ought’ (y)our (wo)man PJ Harvey belts it out better in her di®ge of the same name now, ‘to hear my bla©k snake / moan’ - or anyway so (y)our man ©in thinks / he hears her belting it out, but he can(’t) be too / sure that four-lettered word, seeing as he’s only audeed this track a thousand times / or so before during and after the course so far of (t)his ©ameo up on out on up on out on up on out on (t)his Dog-and-Pony Show, ‘this thing’ (y) our man the artist formerly known as P®in©e but now ®IP called it better, ‘called / life’, that four-lettered wo®d (hooker please, -id.) be©ause from (t)his ©oVID that five-lettered wo®dle curated playlist POKE / Totally (Un)Authorized ®eprodu©tion, as we used to call our curated playlists back in the 20^th, innit JvS - hearing my bla©k snake / moan is all / we gots.

 

Course Plan A – ‘how do you make God / laugh?’ the set-up line to that oldie but / a goodie of a joke that four-lettered wo®d, innit God, with the punch-line of course being, and here we make /a fa©e as we do, ‘make / a plan’ – of (t)his TGIFF®idy after was to be after hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-me-moi®es and theft of pe®sonal belongings at the Bea©hes ©afe, ‘in / town’ that four-lettered word as we call the heart of the Bea©hes Village from out here in les banlieux of the same, innit G (that’s enough, -id.), but opening hours in The Bea©hes and the Bea©hes ©afe both curtailed up in here at this time / of year be©ause hella short summer season up in here in The Bea©hes be©ause ©anada has two seasons that old saw of a joke has it better, with the pun©hline of course ‘winte® / and July’ , and so we go to Plan B as we do, the pun©hline is all / we gots.

 

As in ‘bicyclette’ bien-sur, (y)our man ©in transported over the course of (t)his st®ay©ation / 2023 edition so far hither / and yon and mo®ning noon and night, from the hea®t of town of the Bea©hes to its’ banlieux up in here at By-the-Way and by way of (y)our man Grandpappy Llewop Pappy ®IP’s ®aleigh In©. beauty of a bike that four-lettered wo®d (hooker please, -id.) from back in the 20^th be©ause automobiles suck, then / as now – ‘he came up here from / the highway’ (y)our (bike repai)man le bike ®epai®man Denis from up on the Route Road described the o®igin sto®y of his tabby o®ange c(h)at better, before during and after being asked after  / the same by (y)our man ©in as we do as ©in videed the handsome orange tabby meander up / to him as we do, ‘and we took him / in’, course (t)his shaggy / dog sto®y has / legs as we do, and turns out (y)our man Denis’ lo©al ve®sion of (t)his ‘The ©(h)at came / ba©k’ story ends up just like / that, with (y)our man Tabby returning not once / but twice from the neighboring farmer’s barn that four-lettered word, where all parties thought that the Tabby from the Highway might be better / served all around, le ©hat coming back not once / but twice is all / we gots.

 

Course a person gets the stinky / eyeball bicycling up in here in The Bea©hes – sans / chemise ! no less be©ause unseasonably / wa®m up in here on up on out on up in here – be©ause a mostly WASP / White Anglo-Saxon Protestant and f®atb®os and the opposite / of woke that four-lettered word of a demag®phi© up in here, and driving SUVs morning noon and night from one end / of the Bea©hes to the other end, the ‘Lin©oln’, (y)our man and ©in’s fellow-hound from ®ugby ©lub Phil ®IP called these abominations with their ®apey / eyes better, innit McC®a©ken, ‘©ompensato®’.  ‘I thought’ (y)our (wo)man and pe®ennial The Bea©hes ©®ush from back in the 20^th and today, too and likely fo®eve® be©ause The Bea©hes said it better to (y)our man ©in last year, before during and after videeing him bi©y©ling from one end / of the The Bea©hes to the other be©ause the Bea©hes s©andale / du Jou®, this year /and last, was the unwanted arrival of a T®ailer Pa®k King and his ®ando galo®e demog®aphi© in the vi©inity, ‘you were one / of them’ that four-lettered wo®d, the Bea©hes s©andale / du Jou® is all / we gots. 

 

Plan © on the other hand involves les ©hats as we do (hooker please, -id. that’s just bad / g®amma®), - ‘bit©hes’  (y)our man Eminem bad-mouths his audien©e better as we do in one of his ®aps be©asue mini-me, ‘and / gentlemen’ – (y)our men the pandemi©ats Abott and ©ostello, who made the eight-hour t®ip that four-lettered wo®d from O-Town to the Bea©hes for (t)his year’s 2023 st®ay©ation edition All Lights / Are G®een, along with ©in, ‘the hu(wo)man’ as the hu(wo)man in any hu(wo)man – animal pas-de-deux is called , and the(ir) faithful stead Don’t Let the Suba®u Fool You, or ‘the ski-doo’ as (y)our man the(ir) Uncle Ken used to call it, innit Hose Nose, before during and after burning out / its’ ©lut©h as we do, and (y)our men the pandemic©ats Seigfried and ®oy and who lured (y)our man ©in just now to ‘come in out / the ®ain’ as (y)our (I®ish)man Van the Man sings it better in one of his di®ges from the ©OVID POKE curated playlists that (y)our man ©in has been after audeeing mo(u)rning (hooker please, -id.) noon and night be©ause COVID that five-lettered wo®dle, (y)our men the pandemic©ats Siskel and Ebe®t luring him inside the house as we do and out / the ©old simply by the act of sitting ©ute that four-lettered word on the arms of the opposing sofa and chair pas-de-deux from back in the 20^th and possibly even the 19^th up in here in The Bea©hes be©ause he®sto®i©al (that’s enough, -id.), lu®ing is all / we gots.

 

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