Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

‘Down’, the actor Danny de Vito’s tabloid publisher answers it better – before during and after being aksed ‘how’s’ by Kevin Spacey’s   LAPD Detective Jack Vincennes, ‘it hanging?’ – ‘below / my ankles’, hanging down below my ankles is all / we gots. Yes people it’s Sp ® ing © leaning time up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out in here in / the cindominium, ‘people think it’s just another Hollywood homo-cide’, Kevin Spacey’s LAPDetective Jack Vincennes says it better to Guy Pearce’s weasly Detective Exley of one or another of the murders in the film, ‘but I / don’t’, another Hollyweird homocide is all / we gots. And as part of Sp ® ing Cleaning 2016, even the venerable Curtis Hansen’s film take on James Ellroy’s L.A. Confidential has to pass muster among its peers in the © indominium DVD Permanent © ollection, and that only to make the trip with the others to the venerable sto ® age locker downstairs on P2, to make room for Cin’s long-awaited ® enovation...

 Course whenever someone tells you that ‘it gives me no pleasure to tell you this’, before during and after doing just / just that,  (s)he’s probably / lying, but still / and all it gives Cin no pleasure to tell you that this Thirstday edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and gives Cin no pleasure may result in a perennial member of the © indominium permanent DVD © ollection being relegated to the ® ecyling bin of h(er)story, being relegated to the ® ecyling bin of h(er)story is all / we gots.   Go(o)d times, innit go(o)d, Mars Attacks is the DVD in question, ‘you’re an adult’ - What Would Jack Say to his wife in the movie, played by Annette Benning, as he drinks in the Galactic   © asino in Vegas and makes her watch, even though she’s after taking / the © ure, after she protests / the same – ‘deal / with it’, taking / the © ure is all / we gots.   What it is is in Mars Attacks is that the Martians surround planet earth and send do...

  2016-05-02   ‘I am not of this world.  I / am Death.’           ‘It’s Chris ™ as every day’ (y)our (wo)man the cabaret lady sings it better in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life , innit Ele © trified JC, ‘in heaven / ‘every cingle day / it’s Ch ® istmas.’, except of course it’s prolly written as ‘single’, C ® ingemas every cingle day is all / we gots.   Good times, despite his best cintentions not to videe films from the cindominium permanent © ollection, (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrato ® of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-meoires and Cringemas was not able to tear himself away from The Meaning of Life ,  ‘I am not of this world’, your man Death says it better to the assembled guests at the dinner party during the Part VII : Death segment of the film, ‘I / am Death’ that five-lettered wordle, death is all / we gots (hooker please, -id.). ‘Better ?’ Cin hulk-smashed it better this after as a reply to a ® ugby Clu...

  5/18/2024    (s)mother’s day      (hooker please, -id.), or, ©in-f®ee / at 53, ‘sin-f®ee’, (y)our man Flash said it better twenty (!) years ago – before during and afte® conve®ting to ©atholi©ism at age 33 be©ause marrying / a ©atholi© and required to make it / offi©ial in order to get the deed / done in a ©atholi© ©hu®ch be©ause ©hu®ch / ®ules – ‘at thirty-three’, and (y)our man Flash under / the imp®ession that J© died / on the c®oss in order to forgive us / our sins innit Ele©t®ified J©, making it / offi©ial is all / we gots.   Course it won’t / be easy that four-lettered wo®d, (y)our man ©in the nom / de plume and nom / de gue®®e and humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and (s)mother’s day ever since it’s in©eption back in 2013 be©asue House A®®est and the early days of ®egime ze®o, hulk-smashing away at the pixels and pages of the same as an omni©ient and un®eliable narrato® both   - perhaps somewhat ...

  2024-04-20           Abigail     What it is in Abigail is that (y)our (wo)man-©hild the titular character is of course not only / a vampi®ess – ‘a balle®ina’, (y)our (wo)man the hacke® character played by Kathryn Newton GD corrects us all better in the film, innit G, ‘vampi®e’(ss) – but ©aptain Howdy / to boot, ‘Beezlebub’ one of the other ®oad-kill ©ha®a©ters, part of a group of kidnappers who evidently picked the w®ong / kid to nap, tries and fails to (wo)mansplain little Abigail’s o®igin story better, the ‘vene®able’, (y)our man the narrator in The Devil Rides Out , that audio tape that we would be after audeeing quarterly back in the 20 th be©ause limited options back then, ‘lessen it was a ®oad t®ip to O-Town and the ©ineplexs on Ca®ling Avenue before during and after a meal at the Swiss Pidge if we were lu©ky that we would be after enjoying, mansplains the anti-he®o and beast of that tale better, ‘goat / of Mendes...

  2016-04-25          Taking / the cure that four-lettered word. It is exceedingly ® are to be after finding a cintraption that either one of (y)our men the condominium cats Itchy and Scratchy will deign to even look at more / than once, much less interact with, however your man Petlinks the roboti © mouse is just such / a uni © orn.   What it is, as previously f ® ee flog!ged up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out in the pixels and pages of (t)his   Take This Thing Back to Baltimo ® e me-moirs and uni © orn, is that your (wo)man Petlinks the roboti © mouse is made up of a magnetic purple robe of some kind that covers the top of the base of the thing, and the base of the thing in turn has as its (only) attachment a plastic mouse, not dissimilar to one of them plastic rabbits at the dog races which, connected too to some kind of runner at the side of the racetrack, taunts and tempts the racing d...