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2016-05-02 Metalacolypse

 2016-05-02  ‘I am not of this world.  I / am Death.’        

 

‘It’s Chrisas every day’ (y)our (wo)man the cabaret lady sings it better in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, innit Ele©trified JC, ‘in heaven / ‘every cingle day / it’s Ch®istmas.’, except of course it’s prolly written as ‘single’, C®ingemas every cingle day is all / we gots.

 

Good times, despite his best cintentions not to videe films from the cindominium permanent ©ollection, (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrato® of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-meoires and Cringemas was not able to tear himself away from The Meaning of Life,  ‘I am not of this world’, your man Death says it better to the assembled guests at the dinner party during the Part VII : Death segment of the film, ‘I / am Death’ that five-lettered wordle, death is all / we gots (hooker please, -id.).

‘Better ?’ Cin hulk-smashed it better this after as a reply to a ®ugby Club teammate who had written him an e-mail to aks if this week was ‘better’ for a required bank visit to give the new Rugby Club treasurer signing rights to the Club bank account, ‘better get / a bucket’, this exchange of course lifted directly from the Mr. Formaldyhyde episode of The Meaning of Life, in which your man the 500-pound diner at the 1 % dining room akses for, and then fills, several buckets with his own vomit, aksing for, and then filling, several buckets with our own vomit is all / we gots, ‘I’m’ Cin said it far far worse in the p®e-®egime ze®o days as he pulled the t®igger in your man Ea®thly JC’s john, in full view of Ea®thly JC and Flash, to clean out his drinking tract for another round / of booze and plenty / of it, ‘bulimic’, to which Flash replied, ‘you’re not hot / enough’, not hot / enough is all (that’s enough -id.) / we gots.

©in like Mr. Formaldyhyde in the film (oh please hooker -id.) is always surprised to find himself not doubled over, worshipping the porcelain idol, so bilious / full of bile is he at what he videes and audees and How Does It Feels every / day, ‘I don’t remember what was said / or done’, a client’s e-mail signature says it better, ‘all I remember is how / it felt’, How Does It Feelings is all / we gots.

‘Hey look’ one of the fish in the Mr. Formaldehyde (maybe for once, he’s / right -id.) dining room scene in the film says it better to another during one of their recurring cameos as the fish videe the diners / dining, ‘Gerry’s getting / eaten’, getting eaten is all / we gots.  ‘Can I put the tube’ one of the Pythons, playing a doctor, akses another during the Part I : Birth episode of the film, ‘in the baby’s / head?’, putting a tube in the baby’s head (that’s enough -id.), ‘a CHILF’, a friend once said it better to another as they all three walked around, riffing on the ‘-ILF’ phenomenom, ‘you know what’, Skarsgard, the lead guitarist of the death metal band Dethclok from the Adult Swim cartoon network show Metala©olypse akses it better of the cartoon woman of a certain age whom he encounters at the supermarket and this after being told by band frontman Nathan Explosion that the band members have to buy ‘food’ on their own, this after the band’s chef has been decapitated by the blades of the band’s heavy-metal helicopter – ‘I’d rather cut off my ding-dong’ your man the bass player William Murderface says it better, not unlike Cin during the halcyon  p®e-®egime ze®o days and nights and decades, before during and after being told that his food shopping is not to include / our immo®tal beloved, ‘than admit that booze isn’t / food’, cutting off our ding-dongs rather than admitting that booze isn’t food is all / we gots – ‘you’re / a ‘GMILF’, that means a Grandmother I’d Like / To’, just before the show’s episodic heavy-metal riffs ends that segment of the show, GMILFs is all / we gots.

 

Good times, course it’s Just Anothe® Manic Monday edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore  me-moirs and ‘-ILF’ phenomenom that Cin is after hulk-smashing this evening, of all of the afflictions and disorders of which he has been accused of over the years and decades and eons, the cindition of manic depression is one of the most / onerous, ‘madness runs in some families’ another whingeing writer wrote it better, ‘in our family, it sprints’, and none of his madnesses / cinherited cinditions sprints as fast as your man bi-pola® - like your man ʊ, ®IP, the artist formerly known / as Prince - the madness / cinherited cindition formerly known as manic / depression.

 

Speaking / of which, ‘hello’ your man the white English dude in the tuxedo says it better in The Meaning of Life after unzipping his Zulu warrior outfit, ‘and welcome to the Middle of / the Film’ as the subtitles announce / the same.  Cin’s subtitles want to say the same thing, and for the same reason, but his evening’s film and today’s edition of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and Cringemas  are quickly running out of pixels and steam both, and Imma call it a night, this evening’s film quickly running out of pixels and steam is all / we gots.

 

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and Mr. Formaldehyde

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