Skip to main content

2016-05-11 the eye for human weakness, but not / the stomach

‘Down’, the actor Danny de Vito’s tabloid publisher answers it better – before during and after being aksed ‘how’s’ by Kevin Spacey’s  LAPD Detective Jack Vincennes, ‘it hanging?’ – ‘below / my ankles’, hanging down below my ankles is all / we gots.

Yes people it’s Sp®ing ©leaning time up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out in here in / the cindominium, ‘people think it’s just another Hollywood homo-cide’, Kevin Spacey’s LAPDetective Jack Vincennes says it better to Guy Pearce’s weasly Detective Exley of one or another of the murders in the film, ‘but I / don’t’, another Hollyweird homocide is all / we gots.

And as part of Sp®ing Cleaning 2016, even the venerable Curtis Hansen’s film take on James Ellroy’s L.A. Confidential has to pass muster among its peers in the ©indominium DVD Permanent ©ollection, and that only to make the trip with the others to the venerable sto®age locker downstairs on P2, to make room for Cin’s long-awaited ®enovation of the ©indominium, while those films that don’t make the cut are sent into the bowels of the goodwill bag, sent into the bowels of the goodwill bag is all / we gots ‘but fucking me and fucking Bud White’ Kim Basinger’s happy hooke® with a heart / of gold character  says it better to Pearce’s Detective Exsley in the movie, of Exley’s f®enemy on the force, Russell Crowe’s Detective Bud White, ‘aren’t / the same thing.’

It’s a good film, moves right / along, ‘it’s’, (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and fuck me ?  /  fuck you says it better to (y)our men the pandemicats (hooker please you’re four years early, -id.) Itchy and Scratchy in the cindominium before during and after videeing a film that they all / like because action-packed, ‘action-packed’.  James Cromwell – a fellow Shiretown College alumnae - plays the ©rooked Irish head LAPDick as we do, ‘have you any validictation,’ he akses Spacey’s Detective Vincennes just before shooting him / dead ‘boyo ?’, though surely it’s not / ‘valedictation ‘ ?  Validation?  Either way, it’s  fancy Irish linen Latin for ‘Famous / Last Wo®ds’, ‘Linen Irish’ they calls us, innit Cash, for Irish(wo)men who clean your dishes before pissing in / your sink, cleaning your dishes before pissing in / the sink is all / we gots.

   Cromwell’s Irish detective gets mad lines – ‘I wouldn’t want to be Edmund Exley’ he says it better of Pearce’s character after Exley crosses Crowe’s Bud White, ‘for all the whiskey / in Ireland’, and ‘I doubt you’ve ever taken a stupid breath in your life’, this to Spacey’s Vincennes, ‘don’t / start now’ - never taking a stupid breath in your life and not / starting now is all / we gots.

 

What it is in L.A Confidential , among other sub-plots – ‘Bud White hates himself’ Pearce’s Exley akes it better of Basinger’s L.A. Woman, ‘any idea why?’, to which Basinger replies of course, ‘I know how / he feels’, knowing how (s)he How Does It Feels is all / we gots, ‘I hates’ the guitarist Stelgard Swizler (oh please hooker -id.) says it better of what he’s learnt about the Number One ®ule of stand-up ©omedy in the Dethcomedy episode of that cinfamous Adult Swim Cartoon series Metalocalypse, ‘myself’, hatesing myself is all / we gots, ‘My’ Cin’s fellow me-moirist the melancholy Swede Nils Knuetgard (oh please hooker -id.) calls his me-moirs (‘ten tedious paragraphs’ a reviewer reviewed the material of the same better, ‘of deciding which cereal to have / for breakfast’) better, ‘Suffering’-  is that Detectives Bud White and Edmond Exley take on upper LAPD (wo)management in their version of the ©ubicombs, thereby fulfilling every ©ubicomber’s wet d®eam, ‘oh please’ the ©rooked district attorney says it better to Detective White, after White and Exley threaten him with the ‘good cop / bad cop’ ®outine, ‘I practically invented / that’, just before White puts the DA’s head through the bathroom mirror and then into / the toilet bowl.  ‘Fuck me ?’, Gladiator’s Bud White says it better to the Mexicano ruining both of their Cringemas parties at the LAPD headquarters at the beginning of the film, and this really is the only line that any of us will ever / need as we go through life that four-lettered word as we do, ‘fuck / you’, burn me / burn you is all / we gots.

 

Course Cin is no stranger to acting out / in the ©ubicombs, ‘is that’ he aksed an upper-manager type – and his immediate next door ©ubicombs neighbor – before during and after being given the last of a long line, and the proverbial last st®aw of an obscene and absurd directive at work, ‘an / order?’, before refusing / the same, being given the last of a long line, and the proverbial last st®aw of an obscene and absurd directive at work that four-lettered word before during and after refusing / the same, is all / we gots. 

 

‘The vast majority of men’ T.S. Eliot wrote it better in The Waste Land, ‘live a life of quiet / desperation’, living a life of quiet desperation in the waste land of this Dog and Pony Show is all / we gots, but Cin will be damned if he’s ‘a take it sitting down any longer, ‘we do things like that’ Cin said it better to a colleague in the ©ubicombs yesterday after they jawed about some grotesque series of ©orporate manoeuvering that both had experienced first hand, and more / than once, ‘and then wonder why people go / postal’, wondering why people go postal is all / we gots.

Haha don’t worry ©ubicombers, he’s just after (f) / (b) / (s) / (c) logging, ‘it’s’, Cin said it better to a cincerned Dear Reader - after the cinevitable cintervention  that followed after the first few episodes / entries of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore and burn me / burn you appeared / on-line, and All Hell / Broke Loose, ‘some things happened’, (y)our (wo)man the(ir) Ma Noslouc said it better and apropos her take on / the same, ‘and then it devolves into / horror’ -  ‘faction’, though if course he said ‘fiction’ at the time so as not to muddy / the waters of what it is exactly that Cin’s been after hulk-smashing night after night, ‘I wonder what exactly it is’ little Alex’s mother akses it better and for the same reasons in Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange, of little Alex’s nocturnal wanderings, ‘that he does of / an evening’, (d)evolving into horror  is all / we gots. 

 

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and Kim Basinger

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Jun 7, 2025 Off / the pole .

Jun 7, 2025           Off / the pole .   For the latter part of the(ir) Dirty Thirty Year Shiretown College reunion - another Saturday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody (hooker please, -id.) - ‘hours’, (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and off / the pole that four-lettered word said it better to his classmates and host better, ‘of sitting / around’ before during and after the dinner and music afterwards, and so cinstead it’s after hulk-smashing away at the same that (y)our man will be after doing, and before during and after ‘I’ll see you’ he threat-promised (y)our men his classmates and host JMT and Brassapalooza earlier better ‘when the music / starts’, the music is all / we gots.   Course it damn near came down to one of the(se) truncated-by-drama that five-lettered wordle week-ends up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here in ...

2023-10-02 Not evil, just / soft .

2023-10-02       Not evil, just / soft .      That four-lettered word, or, week-end at / the ©ent®um, ‘you’re not / evil’ that four-lettered wo®d’, (y)our (mad)man the madman in front of him for that Sadu®day after before during and after it becomes Anothe® Sadu®day Night and I Ain’t got Nobody – and / how ! – showing of Saw   X the movie at the ©ent®um 24 movie theatre in K-Town, before during and after eye-balling (y)our man ©in and humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoi®es and not evil, just / soft, ‘just / soft’, that four-lettered word, ‘he’s not’, (y)our man ©in said it better to the usher at the ©ent®um 25 movie theatre before during and after being apologized to for the nakedly aggressive behavioh® of the ©ra©khead in front of him (what are they going / to do, they’re all / twelve) for the Saw X Matinee, ‘w®ong’, not evil just / soft is all / we gots.     What it is in Saw X is that (y)o...

12-01-2014 ®ules

12-01-2014      ®ules                      Once you've gone ®egime ze®o, it cinfiltrates your thinking in the most cinsidious / ways.   As a logical enough extension of Cin's decision of a Sunday not to be connected electronically to any of his devices in any way shape or form, a decision was made to go mute / as well.   Not a wo®d would escape / his word-hole.                 It's hard enough, like all Things at first, to shuddup a your face, to keep your two cents to yourself, to shut your gob, to fermer / la bouche.   But it's not / that hard, matter of fact it reduces - to ze®o that four-lettered wo®d - the percintage of saying something of such rank stupidity that you regret it even before the words have left / your wo®dhole.   'I doubt you've ever had a stupid thou...