Another / J-Te®m ,another / F®ankenstein

2019-01-10                  Another / J-Te®m ,another / F®ankenstein

          ‘There is something at wo®k in my soul’ Mary Shelley writes it better in her own me-moi®s in this movie of the same name, ‘which I do not / understand’, something at work in my soul (hooker please -id.) that I do not / understand is all / we gots.

          Never / did.

          Behold / the (s) / (b) / (f) / logger, innit It.  He riseth up early-ish in the morning – after a ®are good night’s / sleep – of a Thi®stday morning, and they never get any more, or any less / thi®sty.  Mighty are his preparations, a ®are good night’s / sleep is all / we gots.

          ‘If you like to read’ Mary Shelley’s father says it better to the eponymous (that’s enough -id.) character played by Dakota Fanning at the beginning if this movie - before during and after the swelling violins on the soundtrack start to tell us the when and the how but not the why to How Does It Feel, and b®utalist dialog / sink it – ‘you have the wo®ld within reach’, it’s a good / line, the when and the how but not the why to How Does It Feel is all / we / gots.

          He may have to / just did reach for his beloved ea®buds – your man ©in the humble(d) narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and Another / J-Te®m ,another / F®ankenstein goes on and on and on within the pixels and pages of the same about how if Netflix In©. is the apex of te©h and it all ends / now, ©in would be plenty / happy, but in truth without earbuds and the Sony Walkman USB edition to get him through these  l   o    n    g    c   o   l   d     d   a   y  s     a   n   d    n   i   g   h   t    s  of J-Te®m, he would be / sunk – acting up in here in the ©indominium just as he does in the movie theatres around O-Town where he can be found each and any and every day of the week with ‘day’ in it prowling around the perimeters and pa®king lots of the same and smoking him some of that devil’s lettu©e before during and after videeing or at least in good faith cintending to videe the Featu®e  P®esentation playing / inside, and turning to his ea®buds on the frequent occasions where the b®utalist dialogue of a movie makes it ©intole®able, but the visuals are alright, the Featu®e  P®esentation is all / we gots.

And alas dea® reade®(s) the dialogue in Mary Shelley is b®utalist, always a t®avesty when a di®ector manages to turn the source material for the likes of the author of F®ankenstein and turns it into a Hallma®k Afte® S©hool / Spe©ial, already and only ten minutes into the movie and ©in has no choice but to jam in his ea®buds into his ea®holes, awaiting the arrival of de Niro’s c®eature F®ankenstein to wreak him some havo© - though part of ©in knows that de Ni®o’s role was in Kenneth Branagh’s servi©eable movie version of the immo®(t)al Mary Shelley sto®y, actually a quite / good ve®sion be©ause de Ni®o as F®ankenstein, - a Hallma®k Afte® S©hool / Spe©ial is all / we gots.

 ©in gots to videe him Mary Shelley / the movie, tho, if not audee it, he had to earn / this ®ental DVD, ‘see jigger giving head’ Jay Z raps it better even now through ©in’s ea®holes in his immo®(t)al tune Watch Me, ‘to every man she gets’.  He almost had to pay the top / dolla®  rate at your man the movie ®ental place Glebe ©inema  (he kids you / not, that’s / the name of it) for this one be©ause New / ®elease - though your man the owne® of the same Pete® knew better than to do that / to ©in, who is one of their most loyal and stupid ©ustomers, though he did drop the hateful ‘I’ll return it’ line that  your man the owner Pete®  and his d®oogs save for the rare o©casion that finds your man ©in renting a New ®elease be©ause ®etarded and they always / suck, ‘tomorrow’.

Good times, ‘what’ your man Pete® the owner of Glebe ©inema aksed it better of ©in before during and after their thri©e-weekly kabuki theat®e dan©e waiting at the ©heck-out line of the same, where ©in rents four DVDs for twenty bu©ks and shares wa® sto®ies with ®andos / galo®e and with people / he knows as he always and only does – and before during and after ©in was going on and on and on as he always and only does about how we had J-Te®m at ©lub Midd, and hopefully they still / do, the month of Janua®y given over to one a©ademic course only, and he uses the term loosely, as opposed to the regular four courses or whatnot required during the non-J Te®m months of the s©hool year, and how, back in the 20^th, we took ‘F®en©h ©inema’ as our J-Te®m course at ©lub Midd, innit ©ash, videeing movie after movie after movie at the Atwater theatre, which required a good hike back and forth both in that f®igid Ve®mont ©old, before during and after drinking ©offee and smoking da®ts and god knows what / else, innit god in the Binge / Pu®ge Suite – ‘a©ademic level / was that ?’, Pete® choosing his words carefully as himself a former teacher, and not understanding as usual a wo®d that ©in / was going on and on and on about, and expecting ‘G®ade Seven’ maybe at the highest as an answer for such a J-Te®m cu®®i©ulum, sharing wa® sto®ies with ®andos / galo®e and with people / he knows  is all / we gots.

          Cinte®lude and yes it’s J-Te®m ©old up in here in O-Town, ‘©old’ the saying from up the Valley has it better, ‘as a wit©h’s / tit.’

          Not so ©old though apparently that your man ©in didn’t just now throw him some of them i©e ©ubes into the powde®ed lemonade and wate® mix that he just brewed / up, powde®ed lemonade of course and no end of it and by / the c®ate your BFF during the course of ®egime ze®o be©ause no one wants to haul around six-pa©ks of ©oke or whatevs, ‘that shit’ ©in says it better apropos the same to who(m)ever will listen, neither party missing / the i®ony, ‘is heavy.  And will kill / you’, though of course ©in makes an exceptions for six-pa©ks of his beloved pla©ebee®, ‘one of God’s’ he’s called them, and more / than once, to who(m)ever will listen, ‘tende® / me®©ies’, innit God, ©old as a wit©h’s / tit’ is all / we gots.

          Course your man Pete® - he knows he knows, ©in is b®eaking the ©a®dinal ®ule and Fou®th Wall of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moi®s and Another / J-Te®m ,another / F®ankenstein , namely anonymity but SFW, innit Jenke, your man Pete® is / a playa – wasn’t above getting his-self into mis©hief of his own during their th®ice-weekly Kabuke (hooker please -id.) theat®e movie ®ental scene from earlier this Thi®stday at Glebe ©inema either, ‘I just got’ your man Pete® said it better to ©in before during and after making the flimsiest of excuses, of going down to O-Town’s Bank Street to collect him his sidewalk billboard advertising his business Glebe ©inema to ®ando passers-by outside, to chat up his latest, and last before ©in, movie-renting customer of evening, a sassy and sau©y blonde teacher and former ©olleague of Pete®, the two of whom’s earlier conversation upstairs ©in could not but help but overhear be©ause ©u®ious ©u®io and a nosey pa®ke®, ‘a date’, getting a date is all / we gots.

          Your man ©in had tried to be as unobtrusive as a six-foot and two-bills man  can be, with a face that looks like he ran the hundred-and-forty yard dash in a hundred-yard / gym, at Glebe ©inema earlier this Thi®stday evening, before during and after your man Pete® the owner of the same – he has a Hai® ©lub For Men-type story when it comes to owning the last neighborhood ®ental store in O-Town (and God forgive us for letting it come / to that, innit God), ‘I was one of the more loyal customers’ Pete® explained it much better to his saucy and brassy blonde ex-colleague just back from a year-long teaching sabbatical in ©uba, ‘before I bought / the pla©e’ - and his ex-©olleague, and hopefully future / pa®amou® chatted each other up as all teachers do, which is to bad-mouth their charges, the lady teacher going on and on and on about how in kindergarten these days apparently the little ©hild®en lash out and hit the teachers morning noon and night be©ause little monste®s.

          Good times, though he doesn’t yet have a ©innamon gi®l of his own, it is not for lack / of trying, like all spe©ies on god’s g®een ea®th, innit god, and as a male of the spe©ies like the rest of them, he parades around morning noon and night chasing tail, and like with all species either the ladies and females of / the spe©ies flock around if they like what / they see what with all of the tom-©atting and carrying-on and the d®ama and parading around morning noon and night and d®ama and all that and measuring thigh space at the Goodlife Lansdowne earlier tonight and all that.

Or they / don’t, ‘fail’ Samuel Beckett wrote it better / best probably of any / of it, ‘try again, fail / better’, failing / better  is all / we gots, ‘it’s a little’ ©in said it better this after to the upper-management type who took him aside in that vestibule between the security gates at wo®k that four-lettered wo®d this after - ©in, not buying into the ©loack-and-dagger nature                             as ever nature of what passes for ©ubi©ombs ©ulture, did not deign to take off his ®ay-Ban sunglasses (f®ee ! flog, great shades, this pair has seen no end / of d®ama and no end / of it, ‘if only you could see what I’ve seen’ Rutger Hauer’s replicant ®oy says it better to the engineer who designed the same in Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner, ‘with your / eyes’) before during and after the now-©infamous encounter, and apropos the ©instant harassment and non-stop th®eats rained upon your man ©in from the warped mind of what passes for their ©ubi©ombs manager Say It Don’t Sp®ay It, and documented ad nauseum within the pages and pixels of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and Another / J-Te®m ,another / F®ankenstein, ‘they’re like’ ©in said it better ap®opos the literary quality and physcological nature of ©in’s second-to-last series of PIPs / Personal Imp®ovement Plans as composed by your man their manager Say It Don’t Sp®ay It, ‘Hitler’s / Diaries’ – and told ©in this after that one of his ©ubi©ombs ©olleagues, god love ya DB, had finally told upper management about Say It Don’t Sp®ay It manage®ial haha shortfalls and ©instant harassment of your man ©in, ‘ove® / the top’, a little ove® / the top is all / we gots.

Thanks for reading this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and Another / J-Te®m ,another / F®ankenstein .