Take This Thing Back to Baltimore

                 2023-12-02           A pai® of b®own eyes      ‘One summer evening drunk to hell’, (y)our man Shane MacGowan ®IP and the rest of the Pogues wail it better as we do in the(ir) dirge A Pai® of B®own Eyes , ‘ I stood there nearly lifeless’, and isn’t (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and A pai® of b®own eyes   after a ®ovin, a ®ovin, a ®ovin we go after the same of (t)his Saturday after before during and after it becomes another Sadu®day night and I ain’t got Nobody as we do, innit pandemi©at Stevens (hooker please, -id.), d®unk / to hell is all / we gots.   Course (y)our man ©in’s plan was to audee Pogues musi© mo(u)®ning (that’s enough, -id.) noon and night last week following the ®IP of (y)our (I®ish)man Ma©Gowan – the subject of a ®o©kumenta®y that (y)our man ©in was after videeing and ...

  Nov 25, 2023 Herniated  ‘Resting’ (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take Thus Thang Back to Balti-memoirs (hooker please, -id.) and herniated hulk-smashed the note in the kitchen better just now - awaiting discovery by (y)our (wo)man the(ir) pandemic housemate, the(ir) Ma Noslouc, who (m)eats her How Does It Feelings, along with (y)our man Cin, at about this time every day of the week with ‘day’ in it because lunch that five-lettered wordle before during and after the(ir) daily walk that four-lettered word (that’s enough, -id.), ‘this is good music’, (y)our (wo)man the(ir) Ma Noslouc said it better at the beginning of the hour-long trudge today up and down rue des Sapinieres up in here in Luksvegas, and apropos the streaming long-haired music streaming out from the Mother Corp cbc.ca, ‘for / a march’, and it was, it was lovely lovely Ludvig Van’s Fifth Concerto, and lovely / it was, (y)our man Cin made a note / of it in (t)his month’s little black book, the ...

  2015-01-30           Fa®go                  ‘Two can play at that game’, Steve Buscemi’s murderer-for-hire says it better in the Coen brother’s Fargo to the literally hatched-faced and near-mute Scandinavian man he refers to as ‘his associate’, his partner-in-crime, ‘smart guy.’                 You might think that (y(our man ©in the humble(d) narrator of thie Take This Thang Back to Balti-memoi®es and Fa®go might be after watching any film set in a sunshine place, given the weather outside and recent blizzard, but you’d / be wrong.   ©instead it’s the ©oens’ immortal Fargo that we’re after videeing, preceded of course last night by Essential Killing , another grim movie of Eu®opudding / Canal + provenance, and featuring (y)our man the actor Vincent Gallo in the main and ...

2023-10-02       Not evil, just / soft .      That four-lettered word, or, week-end at / the ©ent®um, ‘you’re not / evil’ that four-lettered wo®d’, (y)our (mad)man the madman in front of him for that Sadu®day after before during and after it becomes Anothe® Sadu®day Night and I Ain’t got Nobody – and / how ! – showing of Saw   X the movie at the ©ent®um 24 movie theatre in K-Town, before during and after eye-balling (y)our man ©in and humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoi®es and not evil, just / soft, ‘just / soft’, that four-lettered word, ‘he’s not’, (y)our man ©in said it better to the usher at the ©ent®um 25 movie theatre before during and after being apologized to for the nakedly aggressive behavioh® of the ©ra©khead in front of him (what are they going / to do, they’re all / twelve) for the Saw X Matinee, ‘w®ong’, not evil just / soft is all / we gots.     What it is in Saw X is that (y)o...

  2023-09-27       Heist .     ‘You know why the ©hi©ken ©®oassed / the ®oad ?’, (y)our man Del®oy Lindo (hooker please, -id., oh wait, what ?)’s character akses it better in David Mamet’s heist movie of the same name and playing ®iddle / me That with Sam Rockwell,s character, Danny de Vito’s nephew in the film – ‘be©ause the ®oad c®ossed / him’, the ©®ossed is all / we gots.               ‘They’re ®ight, too’, (y)our (Ha©k)man Gene Ha©kman’s character – ‘my (s)mothe®fu©ke® is so / ©ool’, (y)our man Delroy Lindo’s character says it better and apropos / the same, ‘that when he sleeps, sheep ©ount / him’ - says it better in Heist, before during and after being told by (y)our man Delroy Lindo’s character that ‘some people says / it’s love’ that four-lettered wo®d (hooke® please, -id) before during and afte® hearing from Hackman’s character that it’s ‘gold’ that four-lettered word (th...

                    2015-01-28   magnanimous                  ‘The heavyweight champion of the world’, (y)our man the heavyweight champion of the world Jack Johnson (?) said it better, of the necessity and relative difficulty of / the same, ‘can afford to be / magnanimous’, being magnanimous is all / we gots, only problem is that precious few of us have been the heavyweight champion of / the world, and so can afford to be / the same.               Behold / the wage-worm.   He riseth up early in the morning, 7:00 AM being early after your man the wage-worm has been after tossing and turning all night, despite his early beddy-by time the previous / evening - 10:00 PM being early / enough for (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and magnanimou...

  2015-01-23           The d®ama      ‘Sorry about the drama’ the mysterious stranger in the TV show The Bridge says it better, ‘but it’s hard to get people’s attention / these days’ as his cellphone movie pays for / the detectives. Course it was ever / thus.   What it is is in The B®idge is that a murder victim is sawed in half on the El Paso – Nuevo Laredo border (that’s enough –id.) side of the U.S. – Mexico border be©ause na®©ot®affi©, ‘I watched TV last night for the first time in six months,’ (y)our man ©in the huimbel(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-me-moi®es and d®ama said it better to who(m)ever will listen – no one / listens (hooker please, -id.) - this evening as he rented out his weekly dose / of movies and now TV DVDs, ‘and now / I’m hooked’, d®ama is all / we gots. ‘Welcome to the glamorous world’ (y)our man ©in said it better to his travelling companion this after as they ...

  2015-01-21         damned with faint / p®aise                             Oh the horror and / the hypocrisy.    Only minutes after decrying, publicly-enough to be heard, the shenanigans carrying on in his cubi©ombs as ‘childish’, your humble / humbled / humiliated narrator only added to the same by exiting stage right of / the office for what remained of / the after, ‘2 o’clock in the morning courage’ the French poet described what was needed better to survive the dark nights / of the soul, when in fact it’s mostly the 2’oclock in the after version of courage that’s most / needed up on out on up on out on out on up in the ©ubi©ombs, ‘some folks call it hell’, Billy Bob Thornton’s Slingblade says it better in the movie of the same name, ‘I call it / Hades’, the horror and / the hypocrisy is all . we gots...

  2023-09-21      O©©upied     Watching O©©upied (hooker please, -id., it’s on Netflix, so You®   Highness can’t just hit the ‘select’ button on   the remote as we do with the channels on / the television to videe the actual name of the film   as opposed to one that you just wish that it were, ‘you see it’s al®ight’ – What Would Ja©k Say as John To®®en©e in Kub®i©k’s take on your The Shining , innit Mr. King, before during and after trying / and failing to mansplain the ins / and outs of cannibalism to (y)our man his and Wendy’s son little Danny ‘ the man’ To®®en©e in that movie, and how it’s alright be©ause he saw it on / the television, innit Itt – ‘he says he saw it on / the television’) the movie of a Thi®stday evening – and they never   get any more / or any less / thi®sty as we do, ©innibalism is all / we gots.   What it is in Stowaway the movie is that (y)our (wo)men the p®otagonist(a)s of the same, these beaut...