Nov 25, 2023 Herniated

 Nov 25, 2023 Herniated 

‘Resting’ (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take Thus Thang Back to Balti-memoirs (hooker please, -id.) and herniated hulk-smashed the note in the kitchen better just now - awaiting discovery by (y)our (wo)man the(ir) pandemic housemate, the(ir) Ma Noslouc, who (m)eats her How Does It Feelings, along with (y)our man Cin, at about this time every day of the week with ‘day’ in it because lunch that five-lettered wordle before during and after the(ir) daily walk that four-lettered word (that’s enough, -id.), ‘this is good music’, (y)our (wo)man the(ir) Ma Noslouc said it better at the beginning of the hour-long trudge today up and down rue des Sapinieres up in here in Luksvegas, and apropos the streaming long-haired music streaming out from the Mother Corp cbc.ca, ‘for / a march’, and it was, it was lovely lovely Ludvig Van’s Fifth Concerto, and lovely / it was, (y)our man Cin made a note / of it in (t)his month’s little black book, the one with the tiger on the cover because dude where are my moleskins  - ‘my herniated / disk’, forced  / marches is all / we gots.

Course (y)our man Cin goes on and on and on in the pixels and pages both of (t)his Take Thus Thang Back to Balti-memoirs and herniated about how he fully cintends to be ‘Cin-free / at 53’ and all / that - ‘sin-free’, (y)our man Flash said it better before during and after converting to Catholicism as we do in order to get married to (y)our (wo)man Doc in a church of the One True / Faith (hooker please, -id.) at the tender age of 33, innit Doc, ‘at 33’ - because dissociative disorder, a diagnosis that proved to be correct when it affected him only / later, get it ?, but (un)fortunately we become accustomed to our alter egos and hooker please, -ids as we do and cannot just pick up and leave them all / behind, innit Flash, (m)eating (y)our How Does It Feelings is all / we gots.

What it is streaming on today’s Saturday After at the Opera before during and after it becomes another Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody (hooker please, -id., whose fault / is that ?) on the mother corp cbc.ca, perfect cindeed for a forced / march, ‘perfect’ - What Would Jack Say as John Torrence renamed Jack Torrence in Kubrick’s film take on your The Shining, innit Mr. King, befored during and after videeing the corner suite of rooms in the Overlook Hotel reserved for the winter caretaker and his family, and in that winter in the book and film both including the Torrence’s infamous little Big Wheels-riding son little Danny ‘redrum’ Torrence - ‘for a child’ is an opera so bad, according to the introduction of the same made by (y)our (wo)man the hostess with the mostest Marian Newman on the CBC.ca radio show, and made as we do with the mercifully seamless Mother Corp segue to Saturday After at the Opera from the show before, without the interminable five minutes of fake news that otherwise inevitably break up / the rhythm between shows at the top of the hour on the mother corps, and which force (y)our man Cin to remove his Song Walk(wo)man earbuds from his earholes when he’s after being forced to audee the same before during and after the(ir) forced marches because this decade’s version of the Jews vs. Arabs kill-a-thon (hooker please, -id.) in the Middle East currently dominating the news cycle as we do because October 7 massacre and subsequent massacre after massacre after massacre (that’s enough, -id.), ‘is this’ (y)our man Cin aksed it better back in the 20th before during and after audeeing on the radio some ads for Tourism Israel and all / that, ‘for realz?’, that (y)our man the composer and subsequent conductor of the same was sure that the audience would boo him off / the opera stage before during and after the premiere of the same back in the 19th, but look at him now, innit Alvin Berg’s Watsak, for realz is all / we gots.  

 Course before during and after audeeing an opera is the purr-fect time for a cat nap, innit General Meow (hooker please, -id.), and weren’t (y)our men Cin and (y)our man the pandemicat G-Meow - so called because of the sounds emanating out his wordhole morning noon and night, ‘sounds like’, (y)our man Cin the hu(wo)man in the(ir) relationship and pas-de-deux says it better before during and after audeeing / the same, ‘work’ that four-lettered word, it is  the same thing of course that you say before during and after the thirty minutes of audio hell that are / an MRI / Magnetic Resonance Imaging test if you (n)ever got one, ‘sounds like’ (y)our man Cin sad it better at the time to the poor CHEO x-ray and imaging technician or another, who never stay in the x-ray machine room with you before during and after the course of the same because intolerably loud clanging for thirty years / minutes, ‘the boss’ - both nodding / off just now as we do mid-way through Act Two of Berg’s opera because Saturday after before during and after it becomes Another Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody at the Opera, innit Cat Stevens, reminiscent of the one of precious few watchable scenes in Ridley Scott’s rockumentary Napoleon, videed tragically on Thirstday night last, and they never get any more or any less thirsty, that scene where (y)our man Joquim Phoenix’s titular character Napoleon nods off before during and after audeeing the strategic importance of such-and-such a battle delivered by one French General or another in that tragically-otherwise unwatchable film, ‘Alexander the Great’, (y)our man Napoleon Bonaparte as portrayed by Ian Holm of all people in Terry Guillam’s immortal film Time Bandits lists off historical diminutive generals and figures better in that film, ‘four feet / nothing’,  sounds like / work is all / we gots.

‘Ignore me / once’ (y)our man Joachim Phoenix’s The Joker, or possibly Heath Ledger RIP’s earlier version - or even ‘wait ‘til’, What Would Jack Say as the Joker in Batman Returns before during and after his tumble into a vat of industrial waste in that immor(t)al Tim Burton movie, ‘they get a load / of me’ - announces it better on one of the many The Joker revenge memes on the cinternets, ‘and I will show you the true cost / of ignorance’, or words to that / extent, whilst Ridley Scott’s Napoleon fails / hard in its’  two-and-a half-hours’ of lack of pithiness, it’s difficult to make a movie featuring soldiers with very little humour because machos are inherently humorous, cinherently humorous is all / we gots. 

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And up / now comes (y)our man the pandemicat Skinny - so-called because a lean mean killing machine, ‘he caught and devoured / a chipmunk yesterday’, (y)our man Cin the hu(wo)man in the(ir) relationship and pas-de-deux answered it better when aksed about (y)our man Skinny the pandemicat’s recent prognosis from the local veterinarian before during and after ‘blood tests’ requested by (y)our (wo)man and pandemicat housemate the(ir) Ma Nosluoc gave (y)our man Skinny ‘two to six months’, course that was eight months ago so up yours Doc, ‘he never got the memo’ , like (y)our man the Soviet foreign minister back in the 20th whose reported death that ficve-lettered wordle had been seriously / exaggerated because propaganda, ‘dying of the same heart attack for twenty years ‘ - for the eleven o’clock streaming number of this opera, and before during and after (y)our man Cin and the(ir) pandemicat housemate the(ir) Ma Noslouc head off for realz to a real off-line opera recital at Pontiac Enchante, held as we do at the recital hall formerly known as the Upper Loft of Farm of the Mountain back in the 20th, innit , off-line and for realz is all / we gots.   

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