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2023-10-02 Not evil, just / soft .

2023-10-02      Not evil, just / soft .  

 

That four-lettered word, or, week-end at / the ©ent®um, ‘you’re not / evil’ that four-lettered wo®d’, (y)our (mad)man the madman in front of him for that Sadu®day after before during and after it becomes Anothe® Sadu®day Night and I Ain’t got Nobody – and / how ! – showing of Saw  X the movie at the ©ent®um 24 movie theatre in K-Town, before during and after eye-balling (y)our man ©in and humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoi®es and not evil, just / soft, ‘just / soft’, that four-lettered word, ‘he’s not’, (y)our man ©in said it better to the usher at the ©ent®um 25 movie theatre before during and after being apologized to for the nakedly aggressive behavioh® of the ©ra©khead in front of him (what are they going / to do, they’re all / twelve) for the Saw X Matinee, ‘w®ong’, not evil just / soft is all / we gots.

 

 What it is in Saw X is that (y)our (mad)man John Whatchamacallit – or more to the point, ‘Jig’ (y)our (wo)man one of Saw’s future a©olytes and / or vi©tims, it’s always painfully difficult to discern in the series whi©h / or who / is wit©h, says it better to (y)our man(ia©) Saw in that movie before during and after meeting John for the first / time be©ause a flaw in John’s diaboli©ol plans, ‘(s)mothe®-f*&©king / Saw ! ‘ – is after delivering his own ve®sion of vigilante justi©e to who(m)ever deserves / the same be©ause let’s play / a game, Another® Satu®day after before during and after it becomes Anothe® Sadu®day Night and I Ain’t got Nobody (hooker please, -id.) is all / we gots.

 

Course (y)our man Jigsaw will be after teaching you a lesson the ha®d way at the d®op / of a hat, so one can only imagine what befalls the poor team of ©on a®tists in (t)his movie Saw X – all the way from the faux cancer patient who lures (y)our man John Whatchamacallit aka Jigsaw into false / hope that four-lettered word of a mi®a©le ©u®e for the same, to the faux Mexi©an docto® in the faux operating ®oom, who gets to play the game that four-lettered wo®d whereby (y)our man Jigsaw sucks out both of (y)our eyeballs and breaks all of (y)our finge®s and toes be©ause bathos – that dares to give (y)our man Jigsaw false / hope, and then takes his money anyway, ‘that’s why’, (y)our man Gene Ha©kman mansplains the same better in David Mamet’s immo®(t)al movie Heist. ‘they call it / money’ that five-lettered wo®dle, faux is all / we gots.

 

What it is in B®ains©an is that (y)our ‘man’ that whispy-hai®ed acto® William Fu®lough  (that’s enough, -id.) is after being chased morning noon and night by his fellow-village®s in (t)his movie that five-lettered wo®dles be©ause manhunt !, and seeing as (y)our man Fu®lough is playing a character in the movie accused or ®ed®um and all / that, and having the village and movie’s both ®ed-hot p®otagonista sit on his lap, to talk about ‘the first thing’ that five-lettered wo®dle, ‘that comes / up’ (hooker please, -id.), talking about the first thing that comes / up is all / we gots.

 

Course soon enough the vigilante mob is after shooting each other morning noon and night, despite the town sherriff’s explicit instructions to them before during and after the midnight manhunt that any ©itizens bringing weapons with them on the manhunt would be a®®ested, and the(ir) WEAPONS stripped of them both be©ause USA, USA !  the vigilante mob is all / we gots.

 

Soon enough that fugly dude who keeps (y)our man the Fu®lough character ©ompany mo®ning noon and night – ‘haven’t you figured / it out? (y)our man Mr. Fuglypants akses it better of the protagonist Michael in the movie now, and sparing the audience no end / of stuff and nonsense in the ba®gain to boot, ‘I’m / you’ - in the movie is after bla©kmailing  (y)our man Fu®lough into killing (y)our (wo)man the ®ed-hot elevenquarantweens©®eamqueen (hooker please, -id) character be©ause b®ain©an, and then all hell that four-lettered word breaks / loose, ‘unleash’ (y)our man ®ussell ©®owe, playing the gladiator in that Ridley Scott ®o©kumenta®y of the same name says it better to one of his d®oogs in that movie, ‘hell’ that four-lettered word, Mi©hael is all / we gots. 

 

Course like the elevenquarantweensc®eamqueen p®otagonist(a)s and ®oadkill of the Final Destintation film f®an©hise – the first and second of which (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thang Back to Balti-memoi®es and B®ains©an was after videeing earlier / today be©ause b®ains©an – the pa®ty animal p®otagonist(a)s of (t)his movie B®ains©an gets to videe the(ir) own g®uesome ends as we do, but then wake-up at the last se©ond be©ause standa®d Hollywei®d ho®®o® movie gimmi©k, foreseeing (y)our own g®uesome / ends is all / we gots.

 

Thank you for reading this Take This Thang Back to Balti-memoi®es and B®ains©an .

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