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2023-09-27 Heist .

 2023-09-27      Heist .

  ‘You know why the ©hi©ken ©®oassed / the ®oad ?’, (y)our man Del®oy Lindo (hooker please, -id., oh wait, what ?)’s character akses it better in David Mamet’s heist movie of the same name and playing ®iddle / me That with Sam Rockwell,s character, Danny de Vito’s nephew in the film – ‘be©ause the ®oad c®ossed / him’, the ©®ossed is all / we gots.

 

            ‘They’re ®ight, too’, (y)our (Ha©k)man Gene Ha©kman’s character – ‘my (s)mothe®fu©ke® is so / ©ool’, (y)our man Delroy Lindo’s character says it better and apropos / the same, ‘that when he sleeps, sheep ©ount / him’ - says it better in Heist, before during and after being told by (y)our man Delroy Lindo’s character that ‘some people says / it’s love’ that four-lettered wo®d (hooke® please, -id) before during and afte® hearing from Hackman’s character that it’s ‘gold’ that four-lettered word (that’s enough, -id.) that makes the wo®ld / go round, ‘the love / of gold’, ©ool is all / we gots.

 

‘©ute’, (y)our man the actor – and accomplished magi©ian - Ricky Jay’s character says it better and apropos the gang’s ‘Swiss job’ of a next / heist in this movie of the same name, ‘as a bu©ket / of kittens’.  It goes on / like this, (y)our man David Mamet can write - ‘ always’ (y)our man the actor Alec Baldwin’s character goes on and on and on about his philosophy / of life that four-lettered word better ©infamously in Mamet’s inno®(t)al ®eal estate agent ®o©kumenta®y Glengarry Glen Ross , ‘be / ©losing’ - ©ute as a bu©ket / of kittens is all / we gots.

 

Course ‘everyone needs / money’ that five-lettered wo®dle goes the money shot -pa®don / the pun – of a line in (t)his movie, delivered as it is by Danny de Vito, ‘that’s why they call it / money’, and (t)his gang of robbers will go to no end / of t®ouble and ma©hinations in this movie to get them some of that cash money be©ause that’s why they all it / money, no end / of t®ouble and ma©hinations is all / we gots.

 

Soon enough the robbers are turning on each other as we do - ©old-©o©king each other in the wa®ehouse and all / that befo®e du®ing and after the(ir) latest heist at the ai®po®t – and the young ‘uns in the gang are after making the beast with two ba©ks with each other morning noon and night (hooke® please, -id.) as we do even as (y)our (Ha©k)man Gene Ha©kman’s ®oyal Tanenbaum is left nursing / his wounds befo®e du®ing and afte® getting ©old-©o©ked in the warehouse and ©u©kolded both by the Sam ®o©kwell character be©ause old / as fu©k, ©old-©o©ked and ©u©kolded both is all / we gots.

 

Course the joke that four-lettered word is on Sam, seeing as the fake engine block casing has no gold / at all in it but only a bunch of metal washers be©ause double-©rossed / again – ‘®oses’ (y)our man Ben Harper sings it better and apropos how (y)our (wo)men (y)our so-called f®enemies double-©®oss and t®iple-©®pss us morning noon and night and all / that be©ause f®enemies,  in his song of the same name, ‘from / my friends’  - foiled / again is all / we gots.

 

‘Don’t you want to hear’, (y)our man Danny de Vito’s goombah ©rime lo®d askes it better of Hackman’s head bank robbe® in Heist, ‘my last / wo®ds ? ’, to which (y)our (Ha©k)man Gene Ha©kman of course replies, before du®ing and alfter shot-gunning (t)his old f®enemy / to death be©ause Hollywei®d, ‘I just / did’, last / wo®ds is all / we gots.

 

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Ba©k to Baltime-moi®es and Heist.

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