2016-07-05 Captain / Howdy

 2016-07-05    Captain / Howdy

 

‘Payback’s a bit©h’, the 3^rd pe®son narrato® of Mr. King’s End Of Watch as audeed by actor Will Patton narrates it better, ‘and the bit©h / is back.’  This Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and payba©k’s / a bit©h has nothing in longevity on this Audiobook.com version of End Of Watch  when it comes / to longevity, matter of fact ©in would like to pre-emptively hire your man Will Patton to audee his own version of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and payba©k’s / a bit©h to audee the audiobook.©om version / of same .

 

Course this is how one of Mr. King’s antagonist(a)s – yes, Numbe® One Fan Kathy Wilkes from Misery is an equal opportunity horro®, and Cujo was probably haha a bi™ch, oh yeah and that possessed car Christine - would go on and on and on and on, innit Mr. King, as opposed to one of the protagonist(a)s, but everyone always knew as much, ‘I’d rather live with the sinners’ Billy Joel sings it better in Only The Good Die Young - only of course / it’s ‘sinners’ - ‘than die / with the saints / the cinners ‘ (that’s enough -id.) ‘are much more fun’, rather living with the cinners than dying with the saints is all / we gots. 

 

He omits the titular / cho®us line of ‘Only The Good Die Young’ to end melodically (oh please hooker -id.) the final sentence of that last paragraph’s cinterminable series of pop ©ulture references only because if that’s true, nearing age &% - ‘an -ex’ Cin said it better to his (truly) horror-fied physio earlier this after of ©in’s erstwhile (ostensible ?) Fa®cebook page, and someone’s decision to list Cin’s birthday on the page as being July 1^st as of late, ‘runs it’, and this may be true, either that or ©in like the antagonist Brady in End of Watch is being cintrolled by a mind other than / his own, innit Mr. King, not entirely an / impossibility, not entirely an / impossibility is all / we gots – then he’s not / Good because not Young, ‘if that’s true’ Father Karis says it better to Regan McNeil-under-the-sway-of -©aptain-Howdy in William Friedkin’s take on William Peter Blatty’s The Exorcist, this after Regan / ©aptain Howdy rasps that Karis’ mother is with them down in ‘The Othe® Place’ as the Three Little Pigs in the Loony Tunes cartoon have it better of Hell’s ©inferno (oh please Dante -id.) and its ©ircles, ‘then what’s / her maiden name?’.  ©aptain Howdy is for a change / silent, ©aptain Howdy for a change / silent is all / we gots.

 

Good times, ‘this could be it’ Will Patton audees End of Watch better – Will Patton of course is the actor who played the si©k and sy©ophantic aide-de-©amp to Gene Hackman’s philandering Secretary of Defence in that Alan Pakula (oh please hooker it’s Roger Donaldson, -id., thanks, f®ee flog ! imdb.©om) movie No Way Out with Kevin Costner as the - spoiler ale®t - ®ussian double-agent, ‘he has’ Costner’s character says it better of Hackman’s, this after Patton’s character introduces the two and Hackman brushes / them both off, ‘great / warmth’ – as the audiobook.©om (f®ee flog, or at least this audiobook is ‘free’, what ©in gets for his $15.00 / month after this first one remains / to be seen, remaining to be seen is all / we gots) comes to the end of its 14 and a half hour  (f®ee flog!  impressive) running time, coming to the end of its 14 and a half hour  running time is all / we gots. 

 

Course ‘(wo)man doesn’t cease to play because (s)he grows old’ your man Pops their grandfather Noslouc’s kitchen wisdom slogan plaque had it better, innit Itt – the equal opportunity (brackets) / are ©in’s – ‘(s)he grows old because (s)he ceases / to play’, and ©in takes elaborate ©ounter-measures, up to and cincluding the cinfamous ®egime ze®o, in order not / to cease playing, and thus grow / old, taking elaborate ©ounter-measures, is all / we gots.

 

For example, even now audee and videe and py®otechnic engineers and ®oadies are after testing the light and smoke show spe©ial effe©ts at the main stage of their yearly ©indominium neighbor, Bluesfest, in town as usual for the next two weeks and taking up residence on the Wa® Museum lawn, kitty-corner from ©in’s 4^th floor unit of / the same, innit kitties.

 

Afterwards by Mr. King, innit Mr. King, Will Patton ends the audiobook.com Simon and Schuster edition of End of Watch – spoiler alert ! mania© dies - by giving out the sui©ide prevention hotline 1-800 number and some final words from / the author extolling / the same, now that’s power well-wielded, power well-wielded is all / we gots. 

 

What’s next, audiobook.©om? 

 

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Spoiler alert ! – ‘When you start your full subscription, you will be billed $14.95’ audiobooks.©om warns it better at the web-site  of the same name, innit It, ‘for your first month of membership and you will receive your book credit(s),’ book credit(s) is all / we gots. 

 

Course what means / ‘c®edit(s)’ is really all / we gots, what it is is that credit(s) plural is in fact credit(s) cingular (oh please Guttenberg it’s / ‘singular’ -id.), for (U)$14.95 a month, a subscriber gets to audee one book at audiobook.©om.  One.

 

Good times, good thing that for that kind of money – End of Watch was ‘free’ – Cin’s second audiobook is Mr. Mercedes, prequel to End of Watch, and winner of the Edgar (for Edgar Allan / Poe) Awa®d, innit Mr. King (that’s enough, you’re likely to become Mr. Annie Wilkes, Numbe® One Fan Number Two, in one of Mr. King’s next sto®ies, innit Mr. King ?  -id.), and also  weighing in at fourteen hours plus, and also narrated by your man Will Patton.

 

‘Someone ought to call’ one of the characters voiced by Will Patton (as they all are, astoundingly enough as the author likes having / mad numbers of characters innit Mr. King, and no end / of nuance, mad numbers of characters and no end / of nuances is all / we gots) audees it better at the beginning now of Mr. Mercedes, ‘social / se®vices’, this audiobook ought to get ©in to TGIFF®iday at least, innit G, it will put him to sleep – no disrespect to the author and narrator, ©in’s attention span is longer / than most, but fourteen hours is / ambitious – several times and then wake him up just / as many, putting us to sleep several times and then waking us up just / as many is all we / gots, ‘six goats’ innit Flash, ‘for seven / glo®ies’, six goats for seven glo®ies is all / we gots.

 

Reader he bought in to this monthly plan, though ®egime ze®o has taught him many things, chief among them this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and audiobooks.©om, f®ugality is not / among them, ©in hemorages money now, on-line / and -off, impulse buying and horroretail-therapying his way though the likes of (U)$ 14.95 for one / book, which is of course (U)$14.95 more than ©in has ever been re-imbursed for Wo®d One of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and audiobooks.©om .

 

Still, these books for Dummies (where ©in is the Dummy for not reading them, not you innit Mr. King -id.) will – spoiler alert!  not - override his anxiety and allow ©in to visit M®. Sandman despite his dist®acted and and disftraught (hooker please , -id. you sleep like / the dead, you slept and sno®ed through both mindfulness sessions of the Rideauwood Ten Day and that was no / pi©nic - ‘it’s’ is his line when he does faux-pas like these, which is not / cinfrequently,  ‘a compliment’, sleeping and sno®ing through both mindfulness sessions of the Ten Day is all / we gots, and btw it is / a compliment - and you damn near fell asleep this after, even as the physio gnawed and gnawed and gnawed (that’s enough -Cin) at your shoulder tendons and whatnot with her fingers, a ‘frenemy’ you called her in front of the physio cintern last week (oh please Mr. Egocintric, -id., it’s ‘intern’ and btw it’s / ‘egocentric’))), frenemies is all / we gots.

 

Nice sentence, Mr. Ellipses, did it / end, does it ever / end ?  ‘Nope’ his physio says it better as she digs and digs and digs and (that’s enough -id.) and when she wants to reply in / the negatory.  Good times, ©in has what the old-timers call an addi©tive / pe®sonality – or so the ce®tificates on the wall of his cinsellor this after would have you / believe – and now your man and the titular character of the audiobook.©om (U)$14.95 version of the same Mr. Me®cedes will take up what’s left of / his cincentration, taking up what’s left of / his cincentration is all / we gots.     

 

  What it is is that your man the antagonist and titular character Mr. Me®cedes is after tormenting your p®otagonist Detective Hodges, in letter form, ‘without his gun and badge’ your man Mr. Mercedes sticks the figurative knife into Detective Hodges better during a long long monologue, (no it’s / a letter, idiot -id) ‘the detective’s life has no / meaning.’  He goes on and on, ‘are you watching a lot / of TV?  Probably.  Are you drinking / more?  Possibly.’ 

 

‘Possible’ F. Lee Cobb’s Washington D.C. detective in The Exorcist says it better to Ellen Burstyn’s Chris McNeil, of the likelihood of Chris’ daughter Regan-cum-©aptain Howdy not having thrown Bert Dennings out / her window and to / his death onto those cinfamous Georgetown steps in the movie, ‘not / probable’, possible not probable is all / we gots.

 

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and you’re a nice (wo)man, too .