2018-12-31 Me-noi®

2018-12-31              Me-noi®

 

‘©h®istmas’ the goose in Babe / the movie squacks it better, innit Ele©t®ified J©, be©ause about to get / cooked, 'is ©a®nage’, a goose about to get / cooked  is all / we gots.

Yes dea® ®eade®(s) it’s that time of year again where we make all kind of New Year’s ®esolutions be©ause our goose is about to get / cooked.  Leading the pack as always in no particular order are no®malizing our ®elations, balan©ing our books, and as always, w®iting / mo®e, w®iting / mo®e is all / we gots.

Good times, along with videeing parts of Babe / the movie, your man ©in the humble(d) / humiliated narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moi®s and me-noi® - ‘it’s not dark yet’ Bob Dylan sings it better in his song of the same name, ‘but it’s getting there’ – also videed parts of Darkest Hour, that hagiography of your man Winson Churchill that earned your man Gary Oldman Best A©to® Os©a® glory, of this Just Another Mani© Monday after and last day of 2018, all the while ‘wo®king’ he tried to explain the same to his M and P, ‘from / home’, trying to explain to yous M and P the idea of wo®king from / home is all / we gots.

Course it’s all / movies all / the time out here in Luksvegas on the Quebe© side, ‘do you go out there’ his sister texted him better last month, apropos ©in’s ®eal ®easons for coming out here morning noon and night, and casting aspersions - not-©incorrectly - on the more altruistic fact that it’s their M and P out here mostly alone most of the time, and neither like any of us up in here on this Dog and Pony Show entirely / here if you catch / his drift, ‘just be©ause you like / it?’ 

Good times, it was your man director Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner – perhaps the best movie / ever, ©inarguably in the Top / Th®ee – that we were after videeing last night before during and after the usual good, bad and the fugly that make up dinner up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up in here, ‘you two’ their M said it better of your men ©in and their Da, before during and after both chose ®eti©ence in the face of one or another of her bons and not-so-bons / mots, ‘are ©inarguably’ - only it wasn’t ‘©inarguably’ – ‘two of the most silent people I have ever / met’.  ‘Your speech’ your man ©in said it better to their Ma ap®opos her own g®eat and te®®ible speech as delivered at their 50^th and Golden wedding annive®sa®y last week - ‘that wedding thing’ ©in referenced it better if somewhat dismissively at another point in this ©interminable month of De©embe®, and of course it’s over before it even / began, ‘these are my chains’ Kafka wrote it better apropos the same or similar, ‘don’t touch / my chains’, be©ause ‘how many happy married couples’ Sharon Stone’s hooker with a heart of stone akses it better in Scorcese’s Casino of deNiro’s mobbed-up casino manager, before during and after his proposal / of marriage, ‘do you know ?’ be©ause Out of the Mouth / of Babes - ‘said it / all’,  ap®opos ©in’s own philosophy of those who say / the least are least apt to say something / w®ong, , a philosophy of those who say / the least are least apt to say something / w®ong is all / we gots.

What it is in Ridley Scott’s Bladerunner of course is that your man Lieutenant Deckert, as played by a well-chiselled (hooker please -id.) Harrison Ford, is after airing out the skin-job ®epli©ants come down from their off-wo®ld ©olonies to Planet Ea®th in order to meet / their maker be©ause accelerated decrepitude, ‘I want’ Rutger Hauer’s immo®(t)al ®epli©ant ®oy says it better in the movie to his father – played of course by Joe Turkel, who played imagina®y Gold ®oom and Overlook Hotel ba®keep Lloyd in Kubrick’s take on your The Shining, innit Mr. King – Elron Tyrell of Tyrell Industry fame, ‘more life, father’, before during and after crushing his skull.  Up until last night, ©in thought the line was ‘I want more life,  fu©ker’, but their M and P’s massive TV set is of such high quality te©h, not to mention a volume that rarely dips below 80 out of 100, that you hear every w o r d   e n n u n © i a t e d, accelerated decrepitude is all / we gots.

Good times, before during and after it was The Godfather(s) Part One and Two from Francis Ford Coppola and Mario Puzo that your men ©in and their Da were after videeing be©ause ©inday (hooker please it’s ‘Sunday’ -id.), ‘those two idiots’ someone said – or should, anyway – of ©in and their Da’s ©inevitable Sunday ®outine of church at Saint Ma®y’s in Quyon at eleven hundred hours, followed by lun©h at their Uncle Ken’s house, followed by movies and no end / of them and reading ©in’s beloved but degraded be©ause obsessively following your man their neighbor’s current president T®umpy’s tweets morning noon and night New Yo®k Times, ‘watch movies all / the time’, watching movies all / the time is all / we gots. 

God knows what it is that they’ll be after videeing tonight to mark the ©interminable countdown to the year of our lo®d 2019, innit lo®d, ‘depends’ ©in replied it better when aksed by your (wo)man their (s)mother if surely ©in has plans on New Year’s Eve be©ause gangster® and Thug Life La Vida Lo©a of a ©ingleton, ‘on / the year’.  All’s he knows for sure is that if the depanneu® - from the French / Quebe©ois ‘depanner’, to break / down, it’s the gas station, ‘the most popular name’ your man their Da once said it better be©ause ubiquitous ‘in the province’ - restaurant is still open when ©in drives up to get him some darts in an hour or so, he will be after ordering him some of that Caesar salad with chicken and an Extra-Large Sylvie’s Spe©ial pizza for Himself and their M and P be©ause ©insatiable and ©inconsolable and eating his How Does It Feelings morning noon and New Year’s Eve night.

Good times, ‘if it didn’t exist’ your man ©in the humble(d) / humiliated narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moi®s and me-noi® - ‘they aks me if everything is gonna be alright’ Bob Dylan sings it better in another track from his immortal noi® album Time Out of Mind, ‘I don’t know what ‘alright’ even / means’ – says it better to who(m)ever will listen (no one / listens) apropos the ©inte®minable (that’s enough -id.) ®egime ze®o t®ife©ta of ©h®istmas and New Yea®’s, and golden anniversary part of the t®ife©ta, ‘we’d have to / ©invent it’, if it didn’t exist we’d have to / ©invent it is all / we gots.

Course it’s not all doom / and gloom and noi® up in here, though his goose may be / cooked at ©in’s current ©ubicombs little shop of ho®®o®s at wo®k that four-lettered wo®d – ‘your daily’ an upper management ma©ho type said it better apropos the same, before during and after visiting ©in and his ©ubicombs ©olleagues at the same, ‘ho®®o®’ -  still he accomplished this after, ‘wo®king’ from / ‘home’, that rarest of all / things in the ©ubi©ombs, a ze®o / ©inbox poli©y, ‘wo®king’ from / ‘home’ is all / we gots.

‘There are at least two things w®ong’ your man Homer Simpson says it better before during and after one of his episodes on The Simpsons – apropos his lawsuit against the movie The Never-Ending Sto®y – ‘with that title’, and though ‘wo®king / from home ‘ is like the hot strippers at Ba®ba®be®ella’s, i.e. good / from afar and far / from good, still and all it keeps your man ©in close to their M and P during The Darkest Hours (hooker please you’re mixing up your on- and off- screen lives, again), good / from afar and far / from good is all / we gots.

What it is is that your man their Da is after suffering from the effects of their least favorite ‘A’ wo®d - that bastard ‘Alzheime®’s’ and pity the poor soul and patient ze®o named after / for the same, ‘go home’ of course is the pun©hline of the joke about what the doctor says to the patient who has just been diagnosed with / the same, ‘and forget / about it’ – ‘the great’ someone called it better, ‘escape’, and / but rather than have your man their Da in a Reti®ement Home, he is still at home here in Luksvegas, be©ause ‘they call it’ the preface to Bladerunner has it better apropos the preferred nomenclature for when the titular character or one of his ©ubi©ombs ©olleagues assassinates a ®epli©ant, ‘®etirement’, going home and forgetting / about it is all / we gots.

There is of course nothing at all / ©omical about it - ‘if we didn’t laugh’ ©in’s slogan and bumper-sticker and bons / mots all have it better, ‘we’d have / to cry’ - and like everything else this year almost ®IP 2018 up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on this Dog and Pony Show it’s ©interminable, ‘life’ one of the talking heads on one of the umpteen movies that ©in has been after videeing during the course of this year almost ®IP 2018 said it better, ‘is  t o o   l o n g ‘ for something or other. 

Course the usual reaction to ho®®o®s and whatnots is the opposite, namely going on and on and on about how life is too short and all that, but like folks who elect to have ©hild®en - ‘critters’, Nic Cage’s literally kidnapping character calls them better in the Coen brothers’ Raising Arizona - people who say that life is too short are videeing a very different movie up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on this Dog and Pony Show cindeed than the one that this guy / is watching, videeing a very different movie cindeed than the one that this guy / is watching is all / we gots.

Good times, perhaps with the creation of a new folder – this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and me-noi® is so popular now that it gets a new Mi©®osoft Wo®d folder every / year – your man ©in will soon be rolling / in it.

Thanks for reading this this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and me-noi®     et Bonne Année .