7/13/2023 Ja©k / and Diane
It has its’ p®op / ©opa – as in
prope® / ©opaseti© - (t)his life of a
®o©k ‘n ®oll jou®nalist (hooker please, -id,), (y)our man John ©ouga® plays on
the B®uisefest speakers even now, before that is of course he became known as
the a®tist known as John Cougar Mellen©amp and never before as (y)our man as
‘John Peter’, as the(ir) Da Nosluoc RIP called the artist better before during
and after we saw him / in concert, innit Itt, ‘jerk-off’’s anthemi© and somber
di®ge Ja©k and Diane, ‘oh yeah’ the ©ho®us of it has it better , ‘life goes /
on, even when the thrill / of livin’ is gone’, ouch, john peter je®k-off is all
/ we gots.
Course a person is always after
wanting to be after starting to be after hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take
This Thing Back to Baltime-moi®es and Ja©k / and Diane before during and
after the Featu®e P®esentation begins at this year’s B®uisefest (hooker please,
-id, ) 2023 with tonight’s Thi®sty evening Main – and they never get any / more
or any / less / thirsty be©aeuse ®egime ze®o - Event (y)our men from Mumfo®d
and Sons, who as we used to say innit perfesser have no / g®eatness in them,
but still and all they give good / road conce®t and a®ena ®o©k and in new tunes
/ to boot, and wasn’t (y)our men Mumfo®d and sons ‘s music that five-lettered
wo®dle after getting (y)our man ©in the humble(d) narrato® of (t)his Take
This Thong Back to Baltimem-moi®es and Ja©k and Diane through some wild
times as of late, mostly as audeed in (y)our (wo)man the(ir) stead Don’t Let
the Suba®u Fool You, including the good, the had / and the fugly - (t)his life
of a ®o©k ‘n ®oll jou®nalist is all / we gots.
It’s almost so / good that (y)our man Cin - and it’s that
th®ee-hankie-and-wettie swelling ‘my eyes / to se®ve / my hands / to lea®n ‘ Mumford
and Sons anthem playing / now though not nearly loud that four-lettered wo®d
enough as far as B®uisefest audio levels can / go, ‘he called us
(s)mothe®fu©ke®s’ (y)our man ©in described last night’s Foo Fighte®s
®o©kapalooza better to who(m)ever will listen (no one / listens), ‘eight /
times ‘ – is almost after regretting his de©ision earlier tonight not to go
down and into the th®ongs of B®uisefest 2023, but then again life goes on /
long after the thrill of livin’ is / gone, that four-lettered word, th®ee-hankie-and-wetties
is all / we gots.
Course it’s always a little easier / to ®elax that
five-lettered wo®dle, when (y)our (wo)man has decided – beforehand / for a ©hange
– to fo®ego the usual Thi®stday night d®ive / home that four-lettered wo®d
(hooker please, -id.) of shame, though last night mitigated if that’s / the
wo®d by a fo®ay into one of the Canadian Ballets in Gatineau, ‘I went’ (y)our
man ©in tried / and failed to mansplain the same to (y)our man Papa ®aj, ‘to
Pigale’s’, and to stay / the night cinstead up in here in the p®pos ©opaseti©
or anyway ©oapesti© / enough, cindominium be©ause twenty-minutes to wo®k that
four-lettered wo®d from here tomorrow, Pigale’s is all / we gots.
‘How’re you doing?’ one of
(y)our men from Mumfo®d and Sons goes, ‘my big night of wearing a white suit is
now / fu©ked’, he goes on and on and on about one of the pe®ils of being a ®o©k
sta® is ‘bugs’, apparently the mosquitoes are after eating him / alive be©ause
B®exit, ‘ Hope In the Darkness I will See / the Light ‘Cause in the da®kness it
gave such / a f®ight ‘ is all / we gots.
Course it’s mad / visuals, ‘I
like (y)our (wo)maNatasha said it better last night at Pigalle’s – she was
‘next’ the DJ intoned it better as we do just as (y)our man ©in entered /the
pla©e, ‘on stage / is Nat’, and wasn’t she after coming to pay him / a visit full
full full (that’s enough, -id.) monty that five-lettered wordle, before during
and after soon cinstead he would be paying / her and paying / her handsome,
‘this pla©e is immune from all of this / inflation’, (y)our man Cin says it
better to who(m)ever / will listen, ‘it’s been twenty dollars / a dan©e since
1992’, what else could / he do after all, dea® ®eaders ? – R E
D A C T E
D ‘ and ‘ R
E D A
C T E D
‘, that place Pigalle is all / we gots.
600 bones later – ‘and
somefink’ of course you have to say to her / afterwar®ds, unable not / to
laugh, ‘for you®self’, last night it was only / a twenty, a slight /
imp®ovement if that’s / the wo®d from the last time of all / of this, when her
hand flew to the ATM dispensa®y tray ba®ely after (y)our man ©in had typed the
‘ enter ‘ button on the same before during and after praying that the 400 bones
that he prayed for was there / for the preying, ‘you know Phil’ one of the(ir)
®ugby ©lub teammates and d®oogs busted (y)our man ©in’s fellow-hounds Phil
M©K®a©ken ©hops better as (y)our man Phil tried / and failed to hulk-smash the
ATM into giving him his fe©kin money, ‘that’s not / a video game’ – and nothing
to show / for it but the usual case / of blue balls that five-lettered wo®dle
(hooker please, -id.) still and all (y)our man ©in managed to scroll down his
digits and address as we do, and go ‘it’s free B®uisefest concerts’, followed
off course by the inevitable ‘we’ll throw down / the keys !’ and it shouldn’t
be as hard as / it is that’s what she said and as it was last / night and most
of / today to sell these seats up in here in the cindominiuim, but it’s hard /
enough, unable not / to laugh is all /
we gots.
‘How fi©kle / my hea®t’ (y)our
men Mumford and Sons end it / better – y(our death ®ow / meal – of this
Thi®stday evening B®uisefest lovefest and three-hankie-and-wetiie evening,
‘we’re a little tight / on time’ that four-lettered wo®d one of the(se) Mumford
sons says it better be©ause ba©ks /the whole lot and famn / damily of ‘em, ‘my
make-up and hair took too / long’, before during and after introducing the
other Mumfords, and these blokes is polite / enough for ba©ks anyway, innit
monsieur debonair®e, I fell heavy into your arms / I will wait I will Wait for
you, hair and make-up taking too / long is all / we gots.
Course there are mad /
distractions up in here in the condominium. 20,00 people milling about morning
noon and night for ten days and nights of B®uisefest yea®ly, and many the spank
bank ent®ies (hooker please, -id.), it’s a sea / of hu(wo)manity up in here oh
my b®othe®s and siste®s, the good, the bad, and the fugly, and god love us
didn’t that last-minute firewo®ks display time itself / perfectly as we do with
the Mumford’s last / and final – these blokes don’t seem / the type to go
beyond the eleven o’clock B®uisefest ©u®few, unlike (y)our man Snoop, who’s
usually up in here / up in here, and who goes ‘fu©k that’ when wold of the same
and of the ten thousand dollar fine for every minute / past, ‘we’re gonna keep
/ playin’ fu©k/ that – ‘I will wait for you’, always with the fi®ewo®ks and of
course the to®nadoes from earlier / today, ‘and if you give me speed, whites /
and wine, ‘and you show be a sign / I’ll be willin’ ‘ (y)our men Little Feat
sing it better in thei® immo®tal ®oadhead tune of the same name, and of some of
those These are a Few of My favo®ite / things
‘ /to be movin’, willin’ is all /
we gots.
Course a (wo)man How Does It
Feels like god in his / ©astle iniit god up in here when all of the Mumford and
Sons superfans and sons and daughters are before during and after making their
/ way / home, wherever that may be of a Thi®stday summer evening and all bets /
are off, like a god in his castle is all / we gots.
Thank you for reading this Take
This Thong (hooker please, -id.) Back to Baltime-moires and Ja©k and Diane.
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