Sep 20, 2025 (g) / (b) / / © / (t) / (f) / (bought and s) / and just plain / old

     Sep 20, 2025       (g) / (b) / / © / (t) / (f) / (bought and s) / and just plain / old  

 

Before during and after making (t)his last minute executive decision as we do - to divest himself and his wet hips and crotch of the red golf shorts that have accompanied him so far on this next-to-last day of Summer 2025 / 55 doesn’t look so / bad, up to and cincluding the entirety of the four days that he was after spending in Boston earlier this month ostensibly putting the ‘ fun ‘ in  ‘funeral ‘, because soaking wet from his dip in the mighty Ottawa river just now - (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrator of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and (g) / (b) / (s) / © / (t) / (f) (bought and s) and just plain / old realized too (late) as well that the paddle up and down the Ottawa River, featuring (y)our (wo)man the(ir) new-ish canoe ‘ Pelican’ and purchased by (y)our (wo)man the(ir) sister Noslouc, had taken more time out his busy busy life (hooker please, -id.) than he had anticipated, and not for the first or last time because wish fulfillment and reality rarely corresponding with / the same, (g) / (b) /  © / (t) / (f) / (bought and s) and just plain / old is all / we gots.

 

Go(o)d times, innit go(o)d - ‘let go’ the more religious of the twelve-steppers have it better, ‘ let / god ‘ - the paddle by Pelican up and down the Ottawa river, with a stop mid-way at the(ir) neighbors the Martrabs to see if anyone / is home because gregarious as we do - is ‘assuposed to take an hour to the Martrabs by way of that island with the little lighthouse on it, but inevitably the trip back and forth takes three hours instead, ‘I saw the house on the cover of Architectural Digest’, (y)our man KM says it better of the beautiful four-storey waterfront home that he constructed back in the 20th before during and after doing just / that, ‘and then / I built it’, because true / story, gregarious  is all / we gots.

 

Course we’ll soon see how (y)our (walk)man (t)his usb version of the Sony Walkman and its battery take to (t)his constant under and overestimating both of the time that four-lettered word that things actually take / to do because last day and night of Summer 2025 / 55 never looked so / good - ‘55 is a good age’, (y)our (wo)man and Cin’s lifelong crush that five-lettered wordle from the Metis Beaches dared saying it better and more charitably as we do earlier this summer before during and after delivering what is usually a note of condolences for being  so f-ing (g) / (b) / © / (t) / (f) / (bought and s) /  and just plain / old, along the lines of ‘ the candles’ as Nigel or one of the other rockers from the metal group Spinal Tap said it better in that reboot of the rockumentary of the same name 40 (!) years after / the first , ‘cost more than / the cake’ - though maybe we / won’t, seeing as that (y)our man Cin can no longer stand to listen to the news on the Ceebs radio network because retarded fake news (hooker please, -id.) both,  dared is all / we gots.

 

Mind you and like all pecadillos, it’s the Ceebs radio - streamed or whatever through the television set becasue why / not and on a timer / to boot - comedy show Laugh Out Loud that we will be after audeeing later this very Saturday after before during and after it becomes Another Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody (that’s enough, -id.) becasue LOL, and the sound of the theme of which will raise (y)our man Cin from his stupor hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This THing Back tio Balti-memoires and What animal has four legs and one arm?  A pit bull on a playground becasue two hours to the minute from when he started becasue over or underestimating the time that things take / to do sometimes allows for a form of serenditipy to occur, a pit bull on a playground is all / we gots.

 

Course it’s all of / a piece he supposes - paddling up and down the river with a pitstop that sometimes lasts all / night at the Martrabs and one time falling out (t)his wheelchair because smoking wheelchair weed and becasue sympathy for (t)his branchless / tree (hooker please, -id.) of a cingleton, grossly over or underestimating the amount of time that it takes to do / things, hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and (g) / (b) / (s) / © / (t) / (f) and just plain / old - of what was ‘assupposed to be the last day of Summer 2025 / FreeDom 55, ‘we’re not’, (y)our man the child actor Danny Lloyd as Danny Torrence says it better in Kubrick’s version of your The Shining before during and after conversing with Tony the Little Boy who Lives in My Mouth as we do and apropos the dos and do not dos of going into Room 237 of the Overlook Hotel in that film becasue real horror show, innit Mr. King, ‘’asupposed / to’, pronouncing it of course ‘aspossed / to’, real horror show is all / we gots.

 

What it is in FreeDom 55 (hooker please, -id. you’re blowing / (y)our cover) is that some marketing genius back in the 20th - alls that you can remember for sure is pre-Y2K as we do, the 25  years since / a blur, including that COVID, remember / the COVID, the little boy who lives in / my mouth ?   - decided that taxpayers should be able to retire and live la vida loca of a cingleton branchless tree as the CHinese have it for the same, as long as the number of years of (y)our sentences in the Cubicombs and (y)our age when added up to 55 means you’re home / free as we do, ‘a heart that’s full up like / a landfill’, (y)our men Thom Yorke and the rest of Radiohead wail it better in the(ir) dirge and ode to snuffing it No Alarms and No Suprises and apropos the likelihood of taxpayers (wo)managing the pipe dream that is / FreeDom 55, ‘a job that slowly kills you / bruises that won’t heal’, the little boy who lives in / my mouth is all / we gots.

 

Course some people / do (wo)manage it, ‘it’s in a blind’, you said it better innit JMT and apropos how those future funds you got are just sitting there in some bank until you’re 60 or whatever, ‘trust’ that five-lettered wordle, and this seems prudent, especially for a person who once had to have a special credit card with your picture on it - like these blind / trusts and FreeDom 55, it’s a / thing - before during and after maxing out all of the other, regular credit cards but still a valuable customer as we do, ‘you’re a well-liked’, (y)our man that WASP banker says it better to Tony Montana’s Scarface in the immor(t)al Brian de Palma film reboot of the same name before during and after changing / the vig on the stacks of twenties tens and hundreds that the bank has to charge for the drug proceeds that Tony and his droogs have been after dropping off at the bank to be laundered morning noon and night becasue America was built / on laundered money, innit Tony, ‘and valuable customer’, twenties tens and hundreds is all / we gots, 

 

‘Money’ some rich-ass said it better and likely disengenously, though (s)he’s not / entirely wrong, only that heroine is also heroine for boring people, ‘is heroine for boring people’, and (un)fortunately (y)our man Cin and others in (t)his current sitiation - taxpayers who are ‘asupposed to be living the la vida loca lives of a cingleton and branchless tree as the Chinese (hooker please, -id.) Alleged Lee have it, innit Brassapalooza, because 55 years / young that five-lettered wordle - will still have to wage-slave in the Cubicombs for the foreseeable future because not heeding the words / of wisdom given out by (y)our (wo)men the(ir) Llarroc Aunt Eded, RIP earlier this year, who told (y)our man Cin much earlier that a taxpayer ought to figure out how (s)he wants / to live, and then marry / accordingly and truer words were never spoken to him before during and after his cameo so far up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on (t)his Dog and Pony Show, ‘this thing’, (y)our man the musician formerly known as Prince called it better, ‘called / life’, heroine is all / we gots.

 

Course you can’t tell that to the poor souls to be found in that recent film version of your story The Longest / Walk, innit Mr. King, promised as we do unimaginable riches before during and after the course of the same - and with one ‘wish’ to boot, which relievedly in the film version last night saw (y)our man the Last Man Standing in the Endless / Forced March wishing for the very carbine that the soldier guarding him at the time was holding, and didn’t (y)our man the lucky and psychopathic contestant ‘el hombre ’ Josh Brolin’s character in the Coen brothers’ movie version of Cormac MaCarthy RIP’s immor(t)al story No COuntry FOr Old Men calls the victor in any stand-off better, ‘ultimo’ as his last wish and that of his BFF to the end, himself executed just seconds ago as we do because selfless, mow down as his wish that four-lettered word the evil Major and game show host with the mostest in the film played by Mark Hammil from Star Wars cinfamy for kissing his sister Princess LayMe (hooker please, -id. they didn’t know ! ) - who are broke / as hell and need some of that cold hard cash becasue capitalism, (y)our man Tony Montana as always has it better, is getting / fucked, ‘Barry found himself occupied by taxes and mortgages’, (y)our man the narrator of Kubrick RIP’s immor(t)al film version of the Thackeray novel Barry Lyndon, and videed last week at the O-Towne and ByTowne cinema in some kind of restored 4G glory or whatnot, and the theme song of which (y)our man Cin has not yet managed to evict from what’s left of / (t)his mind, (buh buh buh buh / buh buh goes the nocturne, and then wince / and repeat) narrates it better, and to titters from the ByTowne audience we might add, and before during and after (y)our man Barry Lyndon, played with great Irish insouciance by the actor Ryan O’Neal RIP and inconsolable as we do figures out how he wants to live and then marries / accordingly to a filthy-rich widow that five-lettered wordle, and then pays / the price, ‘and with all of the evils / that go with them’, cinfamy is all / we gots.

 

Between the frost / warning from last night - videed on (y)our (wo)man the(ir) laptop Dell(a)’s splash screen as we do  - and the baby bees and wasps which accompany this time of year, likley having to do with flowers giving up / the ghost and the(ir) nectar both as we do, and which tend to drive normies indoors because stingy like Barry Lyndon’s accountant in the Kubrick film of the same name, played of course by the actor Patrick Magee, a Kubrick favorite who played Little Alex’s father in Kubrick’s film take on Anthony Burgess’ A Clockwork Orange as well as Delbert Grady in Kubrick’s The Shining, innit Itt, and sting-y both, and the fact of this being the last day / of Summer 2025 / 55 can suck /my dick  as we do, it’s a good thing that (y)our man Cin was after hanging up his sandy and filthy red golf shorts, which he wore more or less daily over the course of the same / so far, earlier on and in favor of these obscene grey sweatpants, which no longer even make the pretense of staying up (on ?) without at least one hand and possibly two to keep them / in place, maybe he’s wasting / away as we do because Here Comes Fall 2025, and isn’t (y)our (wo)man the(ir) laptop Dell(a) now after giving out battery warnings in her right-hand corner as we do because damn near out / of juice that five-lettered wordle, giving up / the ghost and the(ir) nectar both is all / we gots.

 

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