2016-07-22 ‘Not / recently.’

 

2016-07-22  ‘Not / recently.’        

 

Behold / the (s)logger / (f) / (b) /(c) logger, innit It.  He riseth up in the mou®ning (oh boy here we go again -id.) – no less, no more, no less, no more is all / we gots – mighty are / his preparations.

 

‘I spilt’ Cin said it better of the same to his colleague first thing after the retirement breakfast of the current boss and his / replacement – ‘well we’ll have less’ Cin said it better after videeing the massive size of the new boss, ‘discipline / trouble’ – ‘my coffee mug all over my shoes and this kitchen / floor’, spilling my coffee mug all over my shoes and this kitchen / floor is all / we gots.

 

Course it was 100 degrees in the shade this morning (better -id. ‘better’ My. Fo®maldyhyde says it better when aksed in Monty Phyton’s The Meaning / Of Life, ‘better get / a bucket’) and Cin hot on his not anaerobic morning / ©ommute, ‘the sweaty’ they called him at Definitions, innit Coop, ‘ox’.  He’s been called / worse, called / worse is all / we gots.

 

 Good times, course it’s a TGIF®iday, innit G, and Cin after hulk-smashing away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and not anaerobic morning / ©ommute and TGIF®iday edition in the ©ountry, at his M and P’s place, where he has spent the better – and worse – parts of 30 years, the good the bad and the fugly with a few set aside in there to go on all kinds of (m) / (b) / (gl) / (c) / ® / s / and just  plain / adventures. 

 

It’s astounding,  astounding is all / we gots, ‘do you have’ his AT aksed it better this after, probing for something other than the usual grunts from your man the humble(d) narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore re-moirs and all kinds of (m) / (b) / (gl) / (c) / ® / s / and just  plain /adventures, ‘any / boats?’ to which Cin could only reply ‘not really’, boats like most Things a lot / of maintenance, and too / much wo®k that four-lettered word, and ©in got’s beaucoup maintenance already, thank you very much.

‘Not’ Cin replied better further on into not that conversation but another with his Atheletic The®apist – when she aksed him if he ever heard of the ‘blade body’, but he, prone on that table they use, though she had said ‘body / laid’ – ‘recently’.  ‘You gots to give us a new secret’ his TA and her inte®n at the time said it better after Cin had shared with them some of his (m) / (b) / (gl) / (c) / ® / s / and just  plain /adventures, this before during and after getting worked over and worked out and worked up and worked as we do , ‘a new sec®et every / time’, a new sec®et every / time is all / we gots.

 

It is quite a house, the so-©alled House of Pain where Cin spends half of his afters and about three quarters (keep going -id.) of his disposable / cincome, a new sec®et every / time is all / we gots.  On the second floor of this Office  – it’s not an office building really, except that it is, more of a P®ofessional building he would say, though that too is debatable, ‘s(h)e lived next door’, one of the tenants of the building told Cin better of another previous ‘professional’ neighbor, ‘(s)he went home one day and flung herself off / the 12^th / floor’. 

 

‘Other than that’ set-up line to the joke about aksing Mrs. Lincoln how her night was going after Honest Abe bought it from that John Wilkes Booth, who was after playing a part in the play that they were all after videeeing that evening back in the 19th, and then the punch-line, ‘how was / the show?’,  aksing how was / the show ? is all / we gots.

 

Good times ‘next year’ Cin said it better to one of the other p®offesional tenants in that House of Pain, and mind you he swears up and down that he’ll be after doing this year after year but never / does, ‘Imma cinvite you all over for / the Bluesfest’ - cinviting you all over for / the Bluesfest is all / we gots, ‘blues is the business your man the bluesman sang it better, ‘and business ‘ is good’ – only it wasn’t ‘Imma’ or may be it was, and it wasn’t ‘cinvite’, as a rule he keeps his (very taxing -id.) cintaxing limited to this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and very taxing cintaxing.

Other lines to the various tenants of the p®ofessional building and House of Pain where they’re trying to put Humpty Dumpty Dom back together again cinclude ‘usually I’m  putting your children through ©ollege but now I’m putting you through ©ollege, too’ and ‘(s)he charges even more / than you’.  Course it’s all in good fun, these people make more in a day (oh please hooker -id. let’s say a week) than he makes in / a month, and it’s money mostly well / spent, ‘that’s why’, (y)our man the actor Gene Hackman says it better in David Mamet’s film Heist, ‘they call it / money’

 

After the usual hour’s worth of pain and gain – ‘on a scale of one to ten’ ©in’s TA aked it better this after as she poked away at Cin’s one-arm bandit left / a®m, ‘how much does it hurt?’ and ‘four’ he answered dear ®eader – Cin headed to the Quebec border at high speed, how bou®geois,  heading to the Quebec border of a TGIFF®iday after at high speed how bou®geois is all / we gots, innit G.

 

And here / we is - ‘damn you George’ George Smiley’s secretary says it better in the audiobook.©om version of John Le Carre’s Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy  ‘ and all who sail / in you’ – and as always it’s damn nice in the country, nice and quiet, nice and quiet.  Course their M and P’s  house is getting its roof redone as well, ‘how long ago’ the saint of a neighbor who is after un-tiling and then re-tiling / the same  aksed it better earlier of the current roof, ‘was it done?’ to which Cin dear ®eader replied ‘your guess is as good / as mine’, your guess as good / as mine is all / we gots.

 

Course that will wreak havoc with Cin’s as-always elaborately-scheduled and over-produced week-ends (oh please hooker -id.), which as always cinclude and cincorporate as of late very / little by design, ‘I choose my battles’ Cin said it better to his assembled relatives about the same, ‘pretty carefully these / days’, choosing battles very carefully these / days is all / we gots.

 

He will have to cut the lawn first of all, it is growing / ®ampant.  Cin does not lose much sleep over this (or over anything, really -id.) bou®geois non-cincern, matter of fact he tried to cut the grass earlier this month with his Da’s new-fangled Stihl -  f®ee flog ! – battery-operated lawn mover, but couldn’t figure out the battery-replacement timing well enough, and managed only to trim / the outside edge of the lawn. 

 

Also he (Cin) will be after going for a run tomorrow morning, before during and after this mowing of the lawn and the re-roofing / of the roof businesses.  Good times, he may or may not be able to fit in a shift of hulk-smashing away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and re-roofing / of the roof Sadu®ay and / or Satu®day edition.

 

But then again he might / just, in was just in ©ase – ‘en ©as / ’ the French as always have it better, ‘ou’ – that he wouldn’t be able to hulk-smash away at  this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and re-roofing / of the roof Sadu®ay and / or Satu®day editions that he is after even now hulk-smashing away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and re-roofing / of the roof TGIFF®iday (for about ten more minutes and then you guessed it’s Cinderella (oh please hooker -id.) and the midnight spe©ial -id.) edition, innit G, ‘Cinner’s’, ©lapton is God sings his own tune better now, innit God, ‘Prayer’, only of course it’s ‘Sinners’, Cinners’ and Sinners’ Prayers is all / we gots.

 

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and Cinderella .