2016-07-27 ‘And they love / me.’

 2016-07-27  ‘And they love / me.’          

 

‘Now you know why they call me’ Clint Eastwood as Di®ty Ha®ry says it better in the movie of the same name, ‘Di®ty / Ha®ry’, Di®ty / Ha®ry is all / we gots.  Course when your man I®on Mike comes out his ©ocoon, (y)our man Cin the humble(d) narrato® of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and Di®ty / Ha®ry will be after referencing Clint Eastwood’s sta® turn at the 2012 ®epublican Convention is the U.S. – he knows, he knows, he’s an Ame®icanophile even as the country pours itself down / the drain, but he can’t help it he’s lived it and felt it, living in this country here, even / especially with its WTFednesday yoga afters on Pa®liament Hill (and evenings from the looks of it an hour ago with everyone still stretching and Namaste-ing at the same) one of whose adherents Cin very nearly followed to the Hill from wo®k this very after, ‘like living in the upstairs apartment’ someone wrote it better, ‘of the house that has the best pa®ties on / the block every night’, living in the upstairs apartment of the house that has the best pa®ties on / the block every night is all / we gots – when Eastwood spoke to an empty / chair, pretending that it was Barack Obama, as I®on Mike does in his plant room, only hopefully without the pretending bit, ‘I would have thought’ he cintends to say to I®on Mike, ‘that you’d prefer / ©ompany’ as they used to share until I®on Mike as is his wont went off / the ®adar again, preferring ©ompany but going off / the ®adar again is all / we gots.

 

Good times, course Cin was not ‘assupossed to be videeing Di®ty Ha®ry for the umpteenth time and to judge the same worthy or nor for cintinued cinclusion (‘continued inclusion’ -id.) in the ©indominium permanent DVD ©ollection – spoiler ale®t, it / stays - ‘it’s disgusting’ Ha®ry’s lieutenant says it better as Ha®ry rolls up his slacks to reveal a swit©hblade wrapped around / his ©alf, ‘that a police officer should know how to use a weapon / like that’, but Cin had a GTFO cinario earlier in the evening when he had to depart on principle the movie that he cintended to videe and / or review of this WTFednesday evening.

 

‘My idea of heaven’ one of the few surviving priests in William Friedkin’s take on William Peter Blatty’s The Exorcist says it better - at the end of the cinfamous co©ktail party scene during which young Regan comes into the McNeil drawing room in her pajamas, tells the ast®onaut present that ‘you’re all going to die / up there’, and then wets / herself and the Afghan rug of the Geo®getown rental both in the bargain - ‘is a dinner party where all the angels are present’, or wo®ds to that / effect, wo®ds to that / effect is all / we gots, ‘and they / love me.’

 

 It was Dominion the movie, ‘a p®equel’ its’ tagline has it better, ‘to / The Exorcist’, that was after playing yesterday evening before during and after yesterday’s edition of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and p®equel (oh please hooker, p®equel / to what? -id.), and that movie too struggling to keep its place as part of the ©indominium permanent DVD collection – spoiler ale®t, it did, too – and Cin after St®ike One this after when he had to GTFO of Captain Fantastic the movie, was / is on the verge of ®esorting to the last ®esort of a movie reviewer desperate and distracted and distraught to videe any movie under any cincumstances, namely of course a Netflix / ®eview, this one called Love on the right-hand side of your man Tosh the laptop’s screen, it’s po®n, more hard co®e / than soft, ‘I never noticed’ Marge Simpson of The Simpsons fame akses it better, or wo®ds to that / effect, ‘when did Fox became a hard core po®n / channel?’

 

‘Go on out’ Di®y Ha®ry says it better to his current pa®tner as Ha®ry tortures the kidnapper in the movie on the 5-yard line of the football field, ‘and get some air, Fatso’.  Course Ne®o fiddled while ®ome burnt, and beaucoup de fatsos are after following around their Pokemon Go! apps all around O-town mourning noon and night these days, up and around WTFednesday yoga after on the Hill, and all over hell’s half-acres, even as O-town itself reels after the po-lice beat a Somalian kid to death two nights ago and not ten minutes / from here, Bla©k Lives Matter is all / we gots.

 

‘’Cause he looks’ Di®ty Ha®ry says it better to his commander after the commander akses Ha®ry how he can be so sure that it wasn’t Ha®ry who put the pe®p they just videed on the TV into that ski-mask of a bandage that the pe®p is wearing on the TV in the hospital and identifying Callahan as the one who put him there – a mask similar to the mask that Cin videed this after on the dude riding the Harley and ‘Canada Pistons’ leather jacket full face skeleton it was, with only holes for / the eyes - ‘too damn / good’.

 

Dirty Ha®ry the detective and the movie are full on politically cincorrect before it was politically cincorrect to be politically cincorrect, your man Donald T®ump these days harvesting the crop of that particular / malaise, innit BB, ‘I know what you’re thinking’ Ha®ry says, this after shooting the ©razed pe®p for the second and final time after shooting him the first time in the shoulder even as the pe®p was holding a ten-year old kid as hostage, ‘did he shoot five times / or six’, it’s a rhetorical question, we all know that there’s always one more bullet for Ha®ry to shoot out his ©olt .57  Magnum, always one more bullet for Ha®ry to shoot out his ©olt .57  Magnum, always one more bullet to shoot out is all / we gots.

 

Cintermission

 

Oh joy oh bliss it’s a quad®uple feature, your man Cin the humbled narrator of this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and quad®uple feature will squeeze in one more / movie this WTFednesday evening, squeezing in one more / movie is all / we gots, before possibly ®ubbing one out to Love at the end of it all, ®ubbing one out to Love at the end of it all is all / we gots, ‘it’s sex’ Woody Allen’s Alvie Singer says it better in Annie Hall, ‘with someone / I love’, sex with someone I love is (that’s enough -id.) all / we gots.

 

Course as sure as night follows / day, your man Di®ty Ha®ry the man and the film – spoiler ale®t it stays because Di®ty Ha®ry - is followed in reverse chronological (it’s alphabetic you illiterate -id.) order when it comes to the next cintestant for selectionin the ©indominium permanent DVD colle©tion by your man Die Hard. 

 

This is a mixed blessing, mixed blessings is all / we gots - ‘missed’ Bruce Willis’ John McLean says it better as famous fi®st words to s©umbag Ellis, the Nagasaki ©orporation President of International ®elations after Ellis has just snorted some but not all of his Bolivian marching powde® up / his nose, ‘a spot’ – Cin was under the impression that Di®ty Ha®ry was one of four, well, four Di®ty Ha®ry movies, which is why he bought it / them in the first place when Blo©kbuster went tits up, a long long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

 

But no, cinstead here’s your men Huey Lewis and the News in the Nagasaki Towers on Christmas Eve, innit Electrified J©, in John McTiernan’s Die Hard , or at least here’s Huey Lewis of ‘80s ®ock group Huey Lewis and the News, ‘back’ innit monsieur debonaire ‘in the / 20^th’, playing one of the te®rorists in the film, way back before te®rorists were / a thing, back in the 20^th ©intury (oh please hooker -id. and BTW is that really Huey Lewis or are you too distracted and distraught and / or do I Want A New D®ug (goggle it and linkie below ) ?).

 

What it is of course is that your man John McLean – ‘you must get a lot’ Cin said it ill-advisely to a middle-management type in the ©ubicombs recently with the same name as your man the p®otagonist of the film, ‘of yippee ka-yee’, though to be fair he left out the punch-line from the movie, which is of course ‘mother fu©ker’ – is in Los Angeles over Ch®istmas to see his -ex and their daughter but instead runs right into a terrorist takeover of Nagasaki Towers, a symbol of ‘80s affluence and anxiety over what their grandmother used to call the yellow / pe®il, when the orientals seems poised to take over all of our buildings, not to mention our pokemon go apps.

 

  Good times, after the terro®ists, led by the suave and debonaire Alan Rickman, innit monsieur debonaire, now ®IP, execute the ©EO of the Nagasaki ©orporation (that’s enough -id.) all hell / breaks loose, all hell breaking loose is all / we gots.

 

Film is a©tion-packed, a©tion-packed is all / we gots, ‘never thought I’d be glad’ your man the s©umbag ©okehead and head of inte®national relations at Nagasaki ©orporation Ellis says it better to McLean’s -ex Holly Geneva (oh please hooker it’s ‘Genoves’ - id.) as the LAPD back-up squad cars arrive at Nagasaki Plaza with all of their sirens blaring ‘to hear that / noise’, never glad to hear that noise is all / we gots.

        

‘What’s left’ the LAPD street cop played by Charles Dutton says it better to your man John McLean after McLean has thrown one of your men the antagonists out the window  of Nagazaki Plaza and through the windshield of the cop’s cop car, before aksing how / he’s doing, ‘of him’, what’s left of him is all / we gots.

 

‘You won’t hurt me’ one of the A®yan (no more uppercase it’s bad netiquette -id. but tosh won’t stop, ©aps lock / or not) s©umbag # 1s says it better to john mclean, innit cash, ‘you have rules’, and the punchline and maclean’s reply is ripped right out of cin’s current gig in the ©ubcicombs, ‘that’s what my captain / keeps telling me’, my captain keeping telling me about rules is all / we gots.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA

That’s him, and looking fine / for the ‘80s, innit BC.

 

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