2016-07-26 Magnanimity

 2016-07-26          

Don’t , countless ho®ror movies and c®eature features tagline themselves – and one entire film titles itself / the same, if Cin in / and what’s left of his mind is not / cincorrect – Blink, not blinking is all / we gots.

 

‘Fire’ Cin apes (y)our men-children Beavis and / or Butthead better now to your man the cat I®on Mike Tyson  as the latest and last in a long series / of sirens – between the cinstant exposure in the ©ubicombs and in the ©indominium to the same, Cin now can discern audibly the difference between the po-lice siren, the fi®e department siren, and the EMT siren – ‘fire’.  ‘They seem’ Cin said it better this after before during and after his latest t®eatment of a©cupuncture for his current one-a®med bandit cindition, of the reaction of your men the cats I®on Mike Tyson and Beavis to what ©in claimed to the health p®ofessionals at the House of Pain this after to be a poor man’s version and ®eplication of what they have been doing to his shoulder for the last month, ‘cindifferent’.

 

Good times, don’t / blink.  After regaling his Athleti© Therapist with all manner of woeful tales  / of affluenza – ‘I was glad to have this ‘x’ taped to my back’ Cin said it better of the adhesive tape seemingly super-glued to his back as part of the one-a®med bandit treatment because Rugby Club, ‘it got me out / of roofing’ – Cin made the mistake of telling her as well that he had given one of the roofers, the guy who picked up the dumpster full of old / tiles, at his M and P’s place a $20.00 tip, partly in order to assuage his guilt for hulk-smashing away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and one-a®med bandit treatment in full view last Sadu®day of the actual roofers who were up on, well, up on the roof, as is their wont, ‘haters’ someone sang it better,  ‘ gonna / hate’, and roofers go up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out onto his M and P’s place’s / roof.

 

Course this cinfessional  faux-pas came back to haunt Cin both immediately – ‘are you’ the accupunctu®ing do©tor also in attendance this after in the House of Pain p®ofessional building before during and after Cin dropped this bombshell about being the wo®ld’s worst and most cinappropriate / tipper, ‘a roofer?’, it was a natural enough question after your man the humbled narrato®’s cinfession of laziness and of owning up to hulk-smashing away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and cinfession of laziness last Sadu®day after in full view of the roofers roofing his very own M and P’s roof, though in truth there was no assuaging of guilt cintended, ‘guilt’ that five-lettered wordle, Cin aped another writer better to a mouth-agape crowd during the Rehab Part Deux Ten Day, ‘is feeling bad about something that someone else / did ‘ – and later before during and after the finan©ial part of the transa©tion, when he offered his Athleti© The®apist the very same / tip of 20 somolians in cash money, and of course she brought up the shameful anecdote about ©in’s last $20.00 tip to the ®oofers.

 

Good times, course it was hardly the only cinappropriate line dropped by your man the humble(d) narrato® of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and cinappropriate line dropped before during and after (t)his after’s visit to the House of Pain p®ofessional building, ‘I came in here once’ Cin vomited it out worse to the a©cupuncture do©tor – before during and after your man the a©cupuncture do©tor sunk twenty-five spears (oh please hooker - id.) into Cin’s neck, shoulder and head (‘how did we know that the astronaut on the space shuttle Columbia had dandruff ? ’ the set-up line to the joke in very poor taste about the same has it worse, ‘they found her head / and shoulde®s on / the beach’), three of which / got bent during the procedure at ninety-degree angles as we do according to his AT after the fact, because of failure to impale because of his cindition of one-a®med bandit and shoulder and / or muscles and / or ligaments and / or (that’s enough -id.) not accepting being poked and / or prodded every which way – ‘and your sister was doing something to / my lawyer’ (that’s enough -id.), the sub-cintext of the line being that your man the a©cupuncture do©tor’s sister is also a physio and athletic therapist in the Hose of Pain p®ofessional buiding , and your man Cin’s lawyer a client of the same, and also a ®ugby ©lub teammate, but still the line sunk in and with probably the same and equivalent amount of excessive cinappropriate force that your man the a©cupuncture do©tor’s needles soon sunk into Cin’s shoulder, neck, and head, Cin having violated the ©ardinal ®ule of ®ugby ©lub which is of course no mention or messing around / with sisters, innit FR, and his ©inappropriate line about your man the a©cupuncture do©tor’s sister might well have gotten Cin even more paralyzed than his current one-a®med bandit cindition.

 

Mind you the effects of your man the a©cupuncture do©tor’s needles (better -id., ‘better, ’ your man Mr. Formaldyhyde (?) says it better in the scene of the same name to John Cleese’s waiter in Monty Python’s immor(t)al film  The Meaning of Life when aksed how was / the food, ‘better get / a bucket’) are quite wonderful and cinteresting, ‘novel’ your man Cin said it better of the same when aksed, before during and after the actual 25 impalings (that’s enough -id.), this line delivered from Cin’s p®one position head facing down on that / table, from which he delivers all of his cinappropriate faux-pas and bons mots, delivering all of his cinappropriate faux-pas and bons mots from a p®one position head facing down on that / table is all / we gots.

 

‘You hate God’ (y)our (de)mon (hooker please, -id.) Lew Cifer says / taunts it better from his cave to your man Father Carik now in this film Dominion , ‘God gave you / guilt’ that five-lettered wordle.  What it is in Dominion is that (y)our man Father Carik – played in this film by Stellan Skargard (oh please hooker -id. / look / it up) where of course his fellow-Swede actor Max von Syndow plays Karik in William Friedkin’s The Exorcist - earlier in the film was forced to make a Sophie’s ©hoice executive decision before during and after World War II as we do when the prerequisite Nazi psy©hopath commander commanded Karis as the village priest to choose which ten of the villagers were to be executed because juifs, only Karis gave the Nazis instead three villagers to be kilt to save / the rest, only like Meryl Streep’s Sophie, you can tell that (t)his decision haunts him morning noon and night, decisions haunting him morning noon and night is all / we gots.

 

Course this scene is played now later in the film, only what really / happened.  Turns out that your man Father Karis pulled out the Nazi commander’s pistol and shot him / dead back on that fateful day, only the rest of the Nazis shot up the rest of the villagers and Father Karis anyway, this turn of events according to your man Lew Cifer aka Father Howdy in The Exorcist aka the Venerable Goat of Mendes, innit Ted, aka Satan proves that God gave Father Karis a ®aw deal, a ®aw deal is all / we gots, like even when after Cin was voluntold into ®egime ze®o many many thirsty thirsty moons ago and adhered to the same for a good year, the powers that be gave him a ®aw deal and fired him, only good line to come out of that fiasco was the wo®st / ©ubicombs line / ever – and that is saying / something – ‘I’ the psy©opath Di®ector making a hundred large a year to deliver lines like these said it worse to Cin when (s)he was aksed ‘why’, after delivering the bad news and ®aw deal, answered, ‘don’t know’.

 

Like the unholy ®age that erupts when Cin recollects some / any / all of these ©ubicombs g®otesqueries, a ®age that only metasticizes when you realize that Cin returns, time and time again, even after realizing many many decades ago that the places are irremediable and irredeemable, to these same sociopathic and / or psy©opathic – you’re so©iopathic if you drop the ©ubicombs lines, and psy©opathic if you / believe them - (wo)managers, your man / devil / el diablo Lew Cifer in this film eventually is engulfed by his own / flames, engulfed by his own / flames is all / we gots, ‘ all that we can ever aspire to’, (y)our man the ex-heavyweight boxing champion of the world Jake Johnson said it better, is to be / magnanimous’, with of course / the chaser, ‘of course the heavyweight champion of the world can afford / to be magnanimous’, the heavyweight champion of the world that five-lettered wordle is all / we gots. 

 

Good times, course (y)our man Cin was ‘assupposed to be before during and after videeing a different film this evening, or anyway before during and after the cintingencies that make up his life these days – what film is after playing at the movie house, and at what / time – and the least onerous of the results of his saddition calculated of the same, brought him to videe the film Swiss Army Man, a b®omance apparently between  the sto®y of a dude on a desert island and the ©orpse that washes up to keep him / company, the sto®y of a dude on a desert island and the ©orpse that washes up to keep him / company is all / we gots, ‘there are ‘assupossed to be only six stories to tell’ one of the Rotten Tomate®s reviewers reviewed the narrative of (y)our (Swiss Army) man in the film of the same name better, ‘now there / are seven’, note to self : go check out the six and / or seven stories that we’re ‘assupposed to tell, ‘go’ What Would Jack Say to wife Wendy in Kubrick’s take on your The Shining, innit Mr. King, pointing to the snow©at innit Itt, ‘check / it out’,   because this one is getting old / fast, getting old fast is all / we gots.

 

(Un)fortunately the beloved staff at one of the only two remaining stand-alone movie theatres in town was as always short-staffed, and while the hateful sign on the empty ticket booth advising aspiring ticket-buyers that ‘we will be out soon’ did not stop Cin for long, the velvet rope strung across the open theatre door – hung theatrically haha to prevent wannabe ticket purchasers like himself to actually get into the theatre and / or find someone who will take their hard-earned money – did, theatrically is all / we gots.

 

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and magnanimous.