2016-07-23

 

2016-07-23         

Reader, he / lied.  There was after all an opportunity for ©in to be after all after hulk-smashing away at this Saturday after before during and after it becomes another Sadurday night And I Ain’t Got Nobody (hooker please, -id.) edition of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and reader / he lied and reader he’s after / taking it, after taking the opportunity is all / we gots.

 

Course Cin is after playing the ©ountry squire even now, hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and reader / he lied on the front lawn of his M and P’s place, 50 feet from the shore and 50 feet above the shore of the mighty Ottawa river in Luksvehgas on the Quebec side as we do, the(ir) front yard and back yard / both, front yard and back yard / both is all / we gots.

 

‘Down’ the Boss sings it better over the Bluetooth Bose - f®ee flog ! – speaker in his song of the same name, ‘in Jungleland’.  It’s an u®ban tune for a ©ountry after but it’ll do, (y)our (wo)man the Windows Media Player is after shuffling all of the accumulated tunes gathered over the course of Cin’s endless series (or seemingly / endless, anyway -id.) of  (m) / ® / (c) / (s) / (mis) / (gl) and just plain / adventures as we do, and all for the sake of (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and endless series of (gl) / (m) / ® / (c) / (s) / (mis) and just plain / adventures .

 

‘It’s’ his ©olleague said it better yesterday  of the same, ‘the bou®geois / week-end’, Cin just now cut the grass up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up out here, job took two hours and / a half, he went to Plan C beforehand, good times.  Course their neighbors the roofer and his gi®lfriend are still busy at work on the roof up on out on up on out on up on out up here, whereas Cin back in his p®ime would be after jumping right on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on (t)here roofing with them, hammering and nailing away with the pneumatic nail gun lo less, these days he apparently has no problem cinstead hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and hammering and nailing away with the pneumatic nail gun, innit Apparent Lee, ‘hurts’ your man John Cougar Mellencamp sings it better in his song of the same name – ‘John Peter’ their Da called him before during and after our first big boy concert innit Itt ‘Jerk-off’ – ‘so good.’

 

Course ‘this is why France’ the ex-partner of Oracle software ©EO Larry Ellison said it better to Ellison before during and after (y)our man Ellison called up to aks his ex-partner what he thought of Ellison’s idea of purchasing an entire Hawaiian island, ‘had its ®evolution’, France having its ®evolution is all / we gots, and with the cinfamous taped-up ‘X’ on his back, part of the treatment of his current one-armed / bandit condition because Rugby Club, he makes no bones about sitting on the very bench that your man on the roof right now – the neighbor and erstwhile roofer with the pneumatic nail gun – built for their M and P a couple of years ago (it was last year, Time Bandits, -id.).

 

Good times, these are the workings of the underground  ©ountry e©onomies of Luskvegas, yes it’s neighbors helping neighbors and meanwhile here’s Cin hulk-smashing away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and it’s neighbors helping neighbors, all / the while.  Here’s some Kanye now streaming over the Bose - f®ee flog ! – wireless speaker, what it is is that in a desperate attempt to stay / ©urrent, Cin impulse buys / retail-therapies   all manner of $10.00 and below used music ©Ds and then burns them to one hard drive or another, and from there into POKE / Totally Unauthorized  Reproduction folders on his Desktop, innit Jess, and then to stream onto and into your man Bose the wireless - f®ee flog !- speaker, ‘it’s in one ear’ Cin said it better to not one but two of his professional fixe®s in the House of Pain Professional Building on Meadowland Drive in O-Town, of the effects of the various fixing p®ofessional’s efforts (wo)mansplaining to Cin, using all manners of scientific and anatomic terminology and / or anecdotes and / or whatever else may be / at hand, why it is that his left arm can lift itself no higher than 90 degrees for the last month because Rugby Club at an advanced age – ‘and out / the other’, in one ear and out / the other is all / we gots.

 

Course it’s all about life’s little de©isions, life’s little de©isions is all / we gots, your man Cin the humble(d) narrato®  of (t)his Take This Thug (wait, what , okay it works -id.) Back to Baltime-moirs and one-a®med bandit’s de©ision to stick around his M and P’s place this Satu®day as it may or may not become Sadu®day after, cinstead of heading off to ®ugby Park and all that if not to play then at least to videe / the matches. 

 

But nnnnnoooooo, (y)our man Cin really did have to cut / the grass up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out up in here because putting the ‘ cunt ‘ that four-lettered word in (t)his berserk bourgeois country life ,  really having to cut / he grass is all / we gots.  Your man their neighbor  - now after re-roffing (and re-roofing -id.) their M and P’s place with his girlfriend, while Cin hulk-smashes away cinstead  -  sometimes takes pity on their M and P’s lawn before during and after videeing it still uncut by ©in after a month or so, but not / this month, this month Cin had to bou®geois ©ountry up and cut / the grass, bou®geois ©ountry-ing up and cutting the grass is all / we gots.  ‘No, not this time, Michael’ de Niro’s Neal Cauley says it better to his partner-in-c®ime played by Tom Sizemore in Michael Mann’s immor(t)al crime epic of a film Heat -  after McAuley has aksed the old gang whether or not they’re ‘in’ for their ‘next big score’, and Michael demurs saying ‘I roll with you, Neal’ – ‘on this one, you’re on / your own’, on / your own is all / we gots.

 

And so dear reader, he stayed here cinstead of going to ®ugby Park (one hour away , closer to an hour and a / half, even driving quickly) of (t)his Saturday after Before During and After it Becomes Another Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody (that’s enough, -id.), and cinstead of jumping up on out on up on out on up on out on up onto / the roof, staying cinstead of going is all / we gots, ‘I like a man’ Rutger Hauer’s replicant Roy threatens it better to his latest soon-to-be victim in Ridley Scott’s Bladerunner, ‘who stays / put’. 

 

‘Gutsiest move’ Val Kilmer’s Iceman says it better to (y)our man Tom Cruise’s Maverick in Tony Scott’s Top Gun, ‘I ever saw / man’, and it takes some sand to decide to hulk-smash away at (t)his Take This Thing Back to Baltime-moirs and sand, cinstead of these other bou®geois and other cinsidertaions mind you hulk-smashing away is after all sort of / his occupation, or at the very least / a p®eoccupation, at the very least a p®eoccupation is all / we gots, and their neighbor is evidently p®ofessional up on out on up on out on up on out on up on up on out on up on / the roof, as anyone over the age of ten knows it is not always / never the case that having a well-meaning and well-cintentioned amateur fucking around up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on up on out on the roof is rarely a god thing, innit god or a good thing, ‘let / go’ (y)our man Cin’s fellow-sufferers mantra it better because Regime Zero, ‘ let / go(d)’, rarely a god thing or a good thing is all / we gots.

 

Go(o)d times, ‘the roofers I know’ Cin half-lied it better – he knows a few, he  knows a few / of everything as we do, ‘and I know’ Casey Affleck’s Boston Southie I®ish hood character humble-b®ags / threatens  it better in his brother Ben’s immor(t)al Gone Baby Gone, this before during and after another Boston Southie local hood has threatened to muscle / him, ‘a lot / of people’ – ‘keep civilians / off the roof’, knowing a lot / of people is all / we gots.

 

  ‘Then how’ Ted Knight’s Judge Smails akses it better of Chevy Chase’s character Tie, in Harold Ramis’ immor(t)al (that’s enough immor(t)alizing, -id.) Caddyshack, before during and after learning that Tie doesn’t keep the score when he’s after playing / golf, ‘do you measure / yourself ?”.  ‘By’, Chase’s Tie, a good two feet higher in the movie than Knight’s Judge Smails, answers it better, ‘height’, it’s as good a ‘snappy  answe®’, Mad magazine called the same category better, ‘to stupid / questions’ that Cin has videed and audeed.

 

Under ®egime ze®o, whereas an adherent of the same used to try / and fail that four-lettered word to d®ink the  wo®ld p®etty  of a Satu®day after before during and after it becomes Anothers Sadurday Night and I Ain’t Got Nobody, innit Sam Cooke, now that that particular de©ision has been taken away – ‘more voluntold’ Cin says it better of going ©old ©old ©old ©old Tu®key of an April Fools’ / Easter week-end some years / ago oh my brothers and sisters, ‘than / volunteered’ – all’s that’s left to ©ompare and ©intrust is how one Saturday-before-it-becomes-Sadu®day after compares and cintrasts with / the previous  Saturday-before-it-becomes-Sadu®day after, comparing and contrasting (that’s  better sans cintax, -id.) is all / we gots.

 

  What it is is that last week at this time, ©in was after reading a hard copy of his beloved New York Times, in a dog-walk doubling as a public park in the Glebe in O-town.  Having survived his birthday the  day and night before at Bluesfest ‘with a little help’ the Beatles sang and later Joe Cocker screeched it better, ‘from / my friends’, not to mention from their other friends the ®ed Hot ©hili Peppers, Cin had been after videeing the ®ugby match of his friend up from Co®nwall, innit Papa ®aj. Cin and Papa ®aj went for beers at a local outfit in the Glebe, though not before your man Cin had abandoned Papa ®aj at the local sponsor bar of one the ®ugby Clubs which had just done / battle on the pitch because Regime Zero and still uncertain as to his How Does It Feelings and apropos / the same as we do .

 

Now ®uggers  have precious few ®ules and ®egulations to remember, on or off / the pitch, but first and foremost among them is never abandon / a team-mate, never abandoning / a team-mate is all / we gots.  What Cin should have done was to make an appea®ance at the local ©lub’s sponsor bar, and then make a discreet exit for to read his beloved New Yo®k Times hard copy.  Cinstead he dropped your man Papa ®aj off at the sponsor bar and dropped off his car at the same time ‘I’ll be’ Cin said it better to Papa ®aj of their eventual extraction plan, ‘at the Sta®bucks on Thi®d / and Bank’, the Sta®bucks on Bank and Thi®d is all / we gots.

 

Good times, after ordering and then cinhaling some quesidilas and chicken wings and umpteen ginge® ales – pints for Papa ®aj – and making small talk with the ®egulars at the bar, ‘aren’t you’ the barmaid working the other side of the wood that Saturday after aksed it better of Cin, a former / client, ‘a /  painter?’, your men Cin and Papa ®aj were after returning to the cindominium, for to videe and audee both of them some Nellie, yeeeaaaahhh, and later on, some Duran Duran, both of course playing at Bluesfest 2016 edition, just outside the front doors of / the cindominium.

 

Course cinstead of washing up and heading down into the throngs at Bluesfest itself, Cin and Papa ®aj cinstead decided on staying in / the cheap seats of the condominium because free, ‘a buck forty’ Cin said it better  of the hundred and forty bones that he had paid for a scalped ticket to the Chili Peppers the night before, ‘is my week-end’s / social budget’.  Soon it got old, fast, soon getting old fast is all / we gots, ‘accelerated’ Daryl Hannah’s replicant Kris says it better of their and his condition in Blade Runner, ‘decrepitude’, accelerated dec®epitude is all / we gots.

   

‘That’ Pacino’s LAPD detective Vincent Hanna says it better to one of his CIs / Confidentioal Informants in Heat, before during and after being sold a bill / of goods as we do, ‘was yesterday, what about / today?’  Yes, what about today?  Mostly, it’s over, ‘it’s over’, your man John Rambo’s commanding officer said it better to Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo in the immor(t)al damaged Vet pic First Blood, ‘Johnny’, it’s over Johnny is all / we gots.

 

Lacking any particular plans for this Satu®day-before-it-becomes Sadu®day after, before, during, and after he’s after done hulk-smashing away at this Take This Thing Back to Baltimore me-moirs and hulk-smashing – ‘if you don’t make plans’ one of ©in’s many ©insane ©ubicombs lies and slogans’ poster has it ‘plans / make you’ – he will cinstead see where life takes him / next, failing / to plan is planning  / to fail is all / we gots.

 

Thank you for reading (t)his Take This Thing Back to Balti-memoires and give it away give it away give it away now.